Monthly Archives: June 2008

What we learned in two days: Hamilton, B.C. and Winnipeg aren’t as good as we thought and the CFL is dull.

I had one day of TV-watching and one day at Canada Inns Stadium, and now I’m lost.

 

First of all, I have to admit, I really believed the pre-season hype.

 

I thought, with a healthy Casey Printers around for the full six months and a healthy Jesse Lumsden just, well, kind of around, the Hamilton Tiger-Cats would be a pretty good football team. Boy was I delusional. The Tiger-Cat outfit that was drilled 33-10 in their home opener Thursday night against Montreal, was as dismal a football team as I’ve seen since the Jeff Reinebold-era Winnipeg Blue Bombers.

 

I believed, after the Tiger-Cats beat Toronto in the final pre-season game of 2008 that maybe, just maybe, Charlie Taafe had this thing figured out. Man, was I wrong. Poor ol’ Charlie couldn’t coach a dog in from a snowstorm with a pork chop. 

 

I watched Montreal in the pre-season and they were wonky at best. How Hamilton could lose at home to a much-too-old Anthony Calvillo and a head coach with no experience in 12-man football says a lot of bad things about the Tiger-Cats.

 

Later on Thursday night, I suspected the B.C. Lions would be better, but I wasn’t surprised when Calgary beat them 28-18. On Thursday morning on the Mike Richards Show on Calgary’s The FAN 960, I picked the Stamps to win simply because the combination of Henry Burris and Dave Dickenson at quarterback just seemed so much more skilled and experienced than the combination of Buck Pierce and Jarious Jackson. I was right. 

 

We were told B.C. was the best team in the West. Sorry, but I’m not convinced they’re even a playoff-worthy team.

 

(OK, yeah, yeah, so Danny Maciocia’s coaching in Edmonton so the Lions will make the playoffs.) 

 

Meanwhile, on Friday night in the press box at Canad Inns Stadium, Harvey Rosen of Broadcast News and I, sensed something ugly was about to take place by about the third minute of the fourth quarter of the Winnipeg-Toronto snooze-fest.

 

Two teams with spectacular offensive weapons put up a grand total of 39 points. Zzzzzzzzz! 23-16 is an ugly score in a Canadian Football League game between two teams with players such as Charles Roberts, Kerry Joseph, David Boston, Bethel Johnson, Derrick Armstrong, Jamal Robertson, Mike Vanderjagt, Kevin Glenn, Michael Bishop, Dominique Dorsey and Terrence Edwards.  

 

I don’t get it. Either Steve Buratto and Kit Cartwright, the two offensive co-ordinators, are really lousy at their jobs, or the CFL has become an offensive wasteland where great players go to whither and die.

 

How these two teams, with all that talent, play a 23-16 game on a very nice night for football, is a mystery. I hate pulling out this old chestnut, but 15-to-20 years ago, when the likes of Dunigan, Ham, Hufnagel, Burgess, Clements, Brock, Allen, Flutie, and on and on, played quarterback in this league, the game was thrilling from start to finish. If you didn’t score 30 points, you didn’t have a chance. And often, if you didn’t get to 40, you’d get drilled.

 

Now, if a team can scuffle around and score 20, it can win enough games to reach the Grey Cup.

 

The CFL used to be the most spectacular game in the football world. Now, it pales in comparison to the four-down game where Peyton Manning and Tom Brady play 37-35 extravaganzas. It’s kind of sad. 

 

Winnipeg is not very good offensively. Toronto is only slightly better. And clearly, those are the two best teams in the East. 

 

It’s time for a federal government study on why the CFL has become so boring. Maybe that idiot Senator Larry Campbell could conduct it. 

Is this the end result of the lockout? There could be more than 200 unrestricted free agents by next Tuesday.

By next Tuesday, July 1, the National Hockey League could very well have more than 200 unrestricted free agents. 

Included on the list are Buffalo defenceman Teppo Numminen, Anaheim forward Teemu Selanne, Calgary forwards Kristian Huselius, Craig Conroy, Owen Nolan, Daymond Langkow and Stephane Yelle, Calgary goalie Curtis Joseph, Colorado veterans Peter Forsberg, John-Michael Liles, Jose Theodore, Andrew Brunette, Adam Foote and Joe Sakic, Detroit defencemen Andreas Lilja and Brad Stuart, L.A. Kings defenceman Rob Blake, Rangers veterans Sean Avery and Jaromir Jagr, Ottawa defenceman Wade Redden, Pittbsurgh’s Marian Hossa and Gary Roberts and two Manitobans from the New Jersey Devils, Arron Asham and Bryce Salvador.

Roberts and Hossa have already made it clear they won’t be re-signing with the Penguins, a team that must get long-term deals done in the next couple of years with Sidney Crosby, Marc-Andre Fleury, Jordan Staal and Evgeni Malkin.

Sakic won’t make a decision — and neither will the Avs — until Sakic becomes a free agent.

Jagr will probably sign with the Rangers, but Avery is headed to free-agency.

Calgary could be a completely different team season. 

This coming season, the salary cap will rise to $57 million. That’s quite a significant number and proves that having salaries tied to league revenue is a concept that makes incredible sense (too bad that dummy Bob Goodenow didn’t understand it and we lost an entire NHL season). In fact, when the NHL gassed a season to get a collective bargaining agreement, the league paid out $1.2 billion in player salaries. In 2008-09, it will, potentially, pay out $1.71 billion in salaries. And Goodenow didn’t like this idea? One gets the sense that if Goodenow wasn’t a lawyer, he’d qualify for Special Olympics.

Still, with $57 million to work with (and, granted, not all teams will use all $57 million in available salary cap money), many teams are watching closely how they spend their cash. Some teams want to get younger. They’ll let high-priced veterans go elsewhere. Some teams feel they are on the verge of a Cup run, they might chase a Selanne, Sakic or Hossa.

Regardless, there are more than 200 free agents because teams are counting their dollars before they make offers and those 29 teams that didn’t win the Cup are figuring that the players they had weren’t good enough so it might be time to look at somebody else.

This week, the Toronto Maple Leafs allowed Mats Sundin to negotiate with Montreal, released goalie Andrew Raycroft and forward Kyle Wellwood and bought out veteran winger Darcy Tucker. The Leafs are breaking down before they re-build and the one thing Cliff Fletcher said he would do, is find the money necessary to take a serious look at what’s available on hockey’s version of e-Bay.

This year, there will be plenty of free-agent action. In fact, it will be more fun than the draft. But the reason so many players have come free is that so many teams want to make sure they have the cap money available to get better.

On Tuesday, we start the NHL’s second season and it might be more interesting the the first. We’ve come to this point because the league now has a salary cap and the salary cap, at least one tied to revenues, is good, not only for competitive hockey, but for the players wallets.

Now all the league needs to do is get some of those financially weak U.S. teams to re-locate to Canada and then everybody will be better off. 

 

 

O’Mahony breaks toe. This kicking soap opera is now, officially, a cartoon.

Winnipeg Blue Bombers head coach, Doug Berry, the man who released Troy Westwood for reasons only he, himself knows for sure, now looks pretty dumb.

 

On Tuesday, Berry confirmed that non-import punter Duncan O’Mahony, the man the Bombers brought in to replace Westwood, had suffered a fractured toe. He broke his toe while staggering to the biffy in the dark on Sunday night. Seems he couldn’t find his way, stubbed it and fractured it. 

 

It’s now unlikely that O’Mahony will play on Friday night when the Bombers open the 2008 Canadian Football League season against the Toronto Argonauts at Canad Inns Stadium.

 

O’Mahony missed practice on Tuesday and Wednesday so Alexis Serna handled both kicking and punting duties. Berry also had rookie receiver Aaron Hargreaves take some turns punting, but when Berry decided to keep O’Mahony and cut import Brian Monroe, he made another huge mistake. At least Monroe has a strong leg. All O’Mahony has, well, you know… 

 

The soap opera is no longer dramatic. It’s now a comedy. As we said last week, it’s OK to cut somebody, but if you don’t have someone to replace the guy you’ve cut, wait until you do. Berry didn’t wait. Now he can only hope his kicker — a guy who has never kicked in a prairie wind — can punt half as well as the guy he cut.

 

Frankly, after the way O’Mahony punted in last week’s pre-season game against Montreal, Serna probably punts just as well already.

 

There was some talk after practice yesterday that O’Mahony could be available to play on Friday. Now, that would really be funny. Here’s a guy who struggled in a pre-season game while he was healthy. He’d be frickin’ slapstick amazing with a broken toe. 

 

Of course, if the Bombers hadn’t cut the guy they cut, none of this would be an issue.

 

What was once a soap opera is now a cartoon.  

Blue Jays fire Gibbons. Wrong guy gets the axe.

The Toronto Blue Jays should have fired J.P. Ricciardi, but instead, the people who run Ted Rogers’ baseball team, decided on Friday that manager John Gibbons should go.

The Jays, wallowing in last place in the American League East, were 35-39 and had lost five straight when Gibbons was gassed and replaced by Cito Gaston, the special assistant to Jays president, Paul Godfrey. 

 

When Gibbons was fired, the Jays had lost 13 of 17 and fallen 10 1/2 games behind first-place Boston in the AL East. On Friday night, when Toronto played Pittsburgh — and Gaston was the manager — the Jays lineup went like this…

 

1. Marco Scutaro, 2B

2. Lyle Overbay 1B

3. Alex Rios RF

4. Vernon Wells, CF

5. Scott Rolen, 3B

6. Rod Barajas, C

7. Kevin Mench, LF

8. John McDonald, SS

9. Roy Halladay, P

 

Frankly, that’s an awful lineup. Barely big league. Late in the game, the Jays used Brad Wilkerson, Matt Stairs and Joe Inglett as pinch hitters. Still, it didn’t matter. The final score: Pittsburgh 1, Toronto 0 in 12 innings. The Jays fell to 35-40 and they’d now lost six straight.

 

Well, why wouldn’t they lose? Why should they win, even with Doc Halladay on the mound? Marco Scutaro is a .248 hitter with nine extra base hits in 202 at bats; Lyle Overbay is a .262 hitter with six homers; Alex Rios is hitting .272 with only three homers and 27 RBI in 290 at bats hitting out of the No. 3 hole; Vernon Wells has struggled through injuries and is hitting .277 in only 148 at bats; Scott Rolen has battled through injuries and is hitting only .268 with three homers; at .289 in 142 at bats, Rod Barajas is the best hitter on the team (Rod Barajas???); Kevin Mench, who had been released by Milwaukee, is hitting .217 (no surprise there); John McDonald is hitting .171; Brad Wilkerson, released earlier this year by last-place Seattle is hitting .244; Joe Inglett is hitting .291 with only one home run in 86 at bats; and Matt Stairs is hitting .255, but at least he has eight homers.

 

The Jays are hitting .257 as a team, baseball’s 21st best overall. In terms of the major league standings, they are 19th overall. That’s the Blue Jays. People who believe the Jays have a good team are delusional. The pitching is decent, but the team has no power and doesn’t hit for average. Only the Minnesota Twins (46) and Los Angeles Dodgers (48) have hit fewer homers than Toronto (49).  It doesn’t run badly (47 steals), but has been caught stealing 23 times, third most in the game. And they field the ball pretty well, fifth in the American League.

 

But they can’t hit. They can’t score. And if you can’t score in the Majors today, you can’t win. 

 

J.P. Ricciardi handed John Gibbons a bad team. Cito Gaston won’t be able to fix it. Unless the Jays find themselves a general manager who can legitimately build a team (Pat Gillick, perhaps?), then the franchise will never again find success.

Stamkos goes No. 1. Will he be the answer in Tampa?

I like Steven Stamkos. He’s an extremely fine young man. I met him last winter when I did the Scott Oake/Elliotte Friedman between-periods thing for Shaw TV’s Soo Greyhounds Hockey telecasts  in Sault Ste., Marie Ontario.

 

Stamkos and the Sarnia Sting were playing the Greyhounds back on February 16 and while Stamkos did pick up an assist in a 6-3 loss to the Soo, he was minus-2 and for 55 minutes that big Soo defence turned him into the Invisible Man. Honestly, you could not find him on the ice with a GPS.

 

Two weeks earlier, we did a Soo-Guelph Storm game from the Steelback Centre and the most impressive hockey player I saw all winter (wearing a uniform other than Sault Ste. Marie’s) was Storm defenceman  Drew Doughty. Doughty was big, at 6-foot-1, 215-pounds, strong on his skates and he moved the puck quickly. He was smart and demonstrated leadership abilities that belied his age. Friday night, he led the Storm to a 4-3 win.

 

During the winter, I had the pleasure of interviewing both young men and they were both impressive. Smart, confident, they carried themselves like professional adults, not like cocky kids. All of the people working the broadcast on those nights thought they’d be great young pros.

 

I bring this up because this past Friday night, Stamkos was chosen No. 1 overall by Tampa in the NHL draft while Doughty went No. 2. to Los Angeles.

 

Stamkos, a guy I watched disappear in front of a hard-ass crowd, in a very tough building after a long bus trip against a big, intimidating defence, has been sold as the saviour of the last-place Tampa Bay Lightning, even though he’s going to be a second line centre behind the great Vincent Lecavalier.  

 

Doughty, on the other hand, is considered a tremendous prospect by the Los Angeles Kings, a bad team that is trying to rebuild from the ground up. He’s not considered a saviour, but a kid who can help the process in a market that has not been successful for many years. In fact, when the Kings traded to get the 13th pick and selected Colton Teubert, another defenceman, from the Regina Pats, TSN’s Pierre McGuire gushed: “This is such a good pick. Put that pick with Drew Doughty on defence and you’ve really got something in Los Angeles. He’s physical and he loves to get after people. The Kings are building the smart way — strength on the back end, just like Detroit.”

 

Pierre McGuire is dead right. A lot of people might not like McGuire’s style on television, but he knows the game and the things he says are almost always correct and insightful. 

 

In the first round of the draft, L.A. was a real winner. Both Doughty and Teubert will help make the Kings a better team. They won’t save the franchise but they’ll make the Kings a better team and that’s what the draft was meant to accomplish Frankly, the same goes for Stamkos.

 

Steven Stamkos is a terrific young man who will help the Tampa Bay Lightning improve, but unless Mike Smith turns out to be the goaltender they need — the goaltender that warranted sending Brad Richards to Dallas (and believe me Steven Stamkos is NOT as good as Brad Richards, at least not yet) — the Tampa Bay Lightning will be back at next year’s draft picking first again.

 

NOTE: We’ll analyze the entire 2008 draft tomorrow. 

 

Tiger’s out for the season. And that’s the end of the PGA Tour?

Sometimes you just have to wait long enough in order to read and listen to all the nonsense before you come to the conclusion, “Do not believe what you read in the papers or hear on talk radio or on cable television.”

 

After all, if you’d actually paid attention to everything that was written about Tiger Woods’ season-ending knee injury, you’d honestly believe that the PGA Tour was going to fold its operation and that Woods’ career is probably over. The response to Woods quiet website posting earlier this week was downright goofy.

 

Examples (with appropriate questions and comments)

 

Rick Morrissey, Chicago Tribune: “He is done for the season, and in a very real way, so is the PGA Tour. It is a victim of Woods’ dominance, but every victim should be so lucky. Tiger and the Tour are the same thing. They are indistinguishable. They share the same blood source. It works when he’s around. It won’t work so well when he’s not.”

Excuse me? The PGA Tour worked fine before Tiger arrived and it will work just fine after he leaves. Sure, he’s made it greater than it’s ever been, but when he leaves it will still be the goal to which the world’s best players will aspire. Will ratings go down? Sure. But all of this doomsday talk is just plain silly.

Thomas Boswell, Washington Post: “The lesson Woods should, perhaps, take from this episode is that, while his U.S. Open courage was magnificent, his attitude toward preserving and protecting his body must change or the rest of his career may be half of what it should be.”

Oh, right. I’m Tiger Woods, the greatest golfer in history and one of the greatest, most dedicated professional athletes of all time, and I’m going to take fitness advice from a sportswriter. Too bad Hunter S. Thompson killed himself. He knew, first hand, that almost all sportswriters are physical and mental wrecks. He’d have kicked Boswell in the cojones for that pompous remark.

There are plenty more examples of idiot writing, but the real embarrassment during Tiger’s recent 91-hole victory in the U.S. Open were the reactions and the remarks of other players, the guys Tiger made wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.

According to the Independent, Retief Goosen stated on Tuesday that Woods was “hamming up,” the pain and discomfort he felt during the Open. The Independent reported that “a number of other players felt the same way.” Wonder how Goosen and his buddies feel about their idiot comments now?

Through all the idiocy that came along as part of Woods’ injury, his close personal friend, Mark O’Meara, probably put it best. If nothing else, he put the injury in perspective.

“As big as he is, the game is even bigger,” O’Meara told the Orlando Sentinel. “The Tour will survive. I think it will be good for the game.”   

I won’t go so far as to suggest it will “be good” for the game, but I will say, it’s not going to kill it. Not by a long shot.

Troy Westwood is gone: Don’t cut somebody unless you have someone around who can replace him.

Wearing a black, Little Hawk T-shirt, Troy Westwood met the media on Sunday afternoon. And although he was quiet and diplomatic, he was not a happy man.

 

Westwood, who was released late Saturday night by the Bombers after 17 seasons with the team, faced the cameras and reporters AFTER head coach Doug Berry had addressed the same cameras and reporters.

 

And Berry had made some surprising comments.

 

“We’ve had some great moments from Troy, but over the last two years, the consistency hasn’t been there,” Berry said. “We’ve been evaluating his performance, both punting and kicking, and we continued to see those inconsistencies and we decided that this was the time to release him.

 

“I know what he’s done for this organization and I enjoyed having Troy Westwood on this team. I’ve enjoyed having his leadership in the locker room and if we could spend more time together at the lake or something, I’d enjoy being friends with Troy.”

 

Huh?

 

When asked about those comments, Westwood chose his words very carefully.

 

“Just because words are spoken doesn’t mean they are truthful or from the heart,” Westwood said. “Last year I lost my job. When I got it back, I averaged 48.6 yards in 39 punts and went eight-for-nine in field goals down the stretch to the Grey Cup. 

 

“I can’t say that I’m surprised with what’s happened, but I don’t feel I was beaten out for this spot. I feel really good about my punting. There was no doubt that I was the best punter in camp.

 

“I will admit that I should have kicked at a more consistent rate, but punting? If you measure me up against the people I punted against, I think you’ll find that I did measure up.”

 

After 17 years and a remarkable career with the Blue Bombers, Westwood was given his outright release in a shocking development at Bomber camp on Sunday. It’s shocking because what’s left in camp isn’t very good and has already proven that it isn’t very good.

 

Even though the team will have to use two imports to handle the kicking and punting (and drop at least one import from the offence or defence), Taman said he’s trying to sign two non-imports, Duncan O’Mahoney and Rob Pikula. However, Pikula, who is now selling orthopaedic products and says he’s quit football, and O’Mahoney are two marginal punters and weak kickers who have been asked to take Westwood’s job before and failed miserably. O’Mahoney, who was signed in 2007, didn’t even show up in Winnipeg for training camp last year. 

 

Still, Berry, who has long hated Westwood, decided now was the time to cut one of the greatest players in Blue Bombers’ history.

 

Oh, oh.

 

With two imports who have never kicked in a Canad Inns Stadium wind, dorking around at Bomber camp, Doug Berry has taken a team that had a chance to go 13-5 and given them a real good chance to go 5-13.

 

O’Mahoney was supposed to show up from B.C. last year, but got off the plane in Calgary and disappeared. Pikula is now in sales and says football is behind him. There are a couple of Canadian kids in other camps, and if they get cut they’ll be brought to Winnipeg, but we are now at a point in the rebuilding of the Blue Bombers (remember, the club still as to replace Juran Bolden and Kyries Hebert in the defensive secondary) in which the team will now accept other teams’ castoffs if he (or she) can kick a reasonably attractive 30-yard field goal.

 

In a game like Canadian football, where kicking is so, so important, it’s hard to believe that any coach would cut a known commodity before he has anyone who can actually do the job.

 

Unless Brendan Taman finds a miracle kicker soon, this 2008 Bombers season could become a debacle.  

 

I have no problem with Doug Berry cutting Troy Westwood. It’s just you would think he’d find a replacement first.

 

Was Game 6 of 2002 NBA Final fixed? Sure looked like it to me.

I sat down late last night (after returning from the monthly handicapping seminar I host at Winnipeg’s Assiniboia Downs), with no Stanley Cup or NBA final on the tube, no football and not even a decent baseball game, and watched “The Fixers.”

 

No, not the “The Fixer,” the 1968 Bernard Malamud/Dalton Trumbo epic starring Alan Bates, Dirk Bogarde and Ian Holm, but The Fixers, a DVD of Game 6 of the 2002 NBA final featuring the officiating of Dick Bavetta, Ted Bernhardt and Bob Delaney.

 

This week, there has been plenty of talk about that game. It started when Tim Donaghy, the referee with the gambling problem, filed papers in the Brooklyn, N.Y., Federal Court stating that games in the 2002 and 2005 playoffs had been rigged by the Association. Since then, most major American newspapers have looked at the game again and determined — to their own benefit, of course — that the game wasn’t fixed, but as Richard Sandomir of the New York Times wrote: “What I discovered was a master class in bad calls, missed calls and miscalls that was sloppy enough to undermine the notion that it was planned ineptitude.”

 

Nice turn of phrase, but absolutely wrong. At least, from I re-watched last night.

 

No NBA official can be that bad and keep his job unless the Association told him what to do. Case in point? The Sacramento Kings were leading the series 3-2, they were at home and they were heavily favoured, but in the fourth quarter, the Los Angeles Lakers were awarded 27 free throws, scoring 16 of their final 18 points at the line to even the series, a series they went on to win at home.

 

Overall, the Lakers took 40 free throws to the Kings 25 that night and both Kings’ big men, Vlade Divac and Scot Pollard fouled out. No Lakers fouled out. Not one. After the game, Sacramento coach Rick Adelman said: “I feel sorry for our team, because they did everything they could to win the game. It’s a shame, a real shame. … Our big guys get 20 fouls, and Shaq gets four. You tell me. Obviously, they got the game called the way they wanted to get it called.”

 

Sadly, because the mainstream media is a collection of pack journalists who don’t bother to ask big questions of big executives anymore, most of them just went along their merry way, calling Adelman a crybaby. 

 

While no one in Sacramento will admit it now — because the league’s shaky integrity and commissioner David Stern’s career is on the line — the outcome of that game was painfully, yet obviously pre-determined. 

 

Here’s an example of some of the fourth-quarter miscalls…

 

1. The Kings Mike Bibby is knocked to the floor — no call.

 

2. Derek Fisher takes out two defenders to allow Kobe Bryant a clear route to the hoop for a layup — no call. 

 

3. At the end of the play there is meaningless contact from Pollard AFTER the ball is laid in. Pollard gets his fifth foul, Bryant gets a three-point play.  

 

4. Pollard fouls out on a play described by Bill Walton thusly: “Oh, that’s not a foul. I’m sorry.” Shaquille O’Neal goes to the line and makes both free throws.

 

5. With 12 seconds left, Bryant takes an inbounds pass. He runs over Bibby, elbows him in the face, drops him to the hardwood, leaves him with a bloody nose and is awarded two free throws after incidental contact by Doug Christie. It was the phoniest thing I’ve ever seen in a major professional team sport.

 

Sorry NBA, the officiating wasn’t bad that night, it was WWE-like — without the actual script. I thought it was phony at the time and now that Donaghy has said it was pre-determined, it’s hard not to agree.

 

And don’t hand me this, “He’s a convicted felon,” line. If it wasn’t wasn’t for the testimony of convicted felons, the feds would not have taken down a long list of New York, New Jersey, Detroit and Chicago mafia dons.

 

Unless somebody who still has a job talks, we’ll never really know. But frankly, the NBA is a sport I already have trouble watching without a jaundiced eye and after watching that Game 6 from 2002 again, I just can’t conclude that the Association is on the level.

 

Interestingly, the day after the game, Michael Wilbon wrote the following sentence in the Washington Post: “I have never seen officiating in a game of consequence as bad as that in Game 6.”

 

No, Michael, it wasn’t bad. It was a fix. They knew it at the time and they know it today. And this has to be the end of David Stern’s reign. 

Take cover. We are surrounded by idiots. Senator’s Bill would jail or fine people for playing American football in Canada.

Here is the quality of representation with which the Liberals stocked the Senate…

 

A former Mayor of Vancouver who now gets a free lunch on the backs of Canadian taxpayers wants any Canadian who plays a game of American football on his private property to go to jail for up to two years.

 

Larry Campbell should be jailed for being an idiot.

 

According to Bill S-238, a bill that received its first reading on Tuesday, NFL teams would be barred from playing regular season games in Canada. If found guilty of this egregious offence, perps could be jailed for up to two years and fined.

 

Our country is going to hell in a handcart driven by people we pay to be leaders. We’re screwed.

 

The bill, first exposed in Friday’s National Post by Sean FitzGerald, was introduced to “prevent the expansion of the Canadian Football League outside of Canada.”

 

According to the Post, Senator Larry Campbell spent weeks drafting the bill, amid speculation the NFL might be (and it’s a gigantic MIGHT be) moving closer to making Toronto the home of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills have agreed to play eight games at Rogers Centre over the next five years. That’s all. Five regular season games. The Bills are NOT moving to Canada, but like the Dave Matthews Band, Mariah Carey or Disney on Ice, the NFL is showing off its product in a country that watches and wagers on the game with gusto.

 

Campbell’s bill demands that “no person owning or operating a football team within a foreign league shall require or permit that team to play football in Canada.” It goes on to declare “no person shall play football within Canada as a player on a football team within a foreign league.” That also includes the Arena Football League which would be a great addition to our minor pro sports milieu in Winnipeg, but ol’ Larry obviously doesn’t give a rat’s ass about cities like Winnipeg. 

 

“The CFL is a Canadian institution,” Mr. Campbell said in a recent interview with the Post. “We like to protect all of our other cultural icons, but there doesn’t seem to be the same vigour with the CFL. I don’t think that’s true, and I’m going to prove that.

 

“There’s always this idea that, if it’s your own money you’re spending, you can do whatever you want. Sorry. That doesn’t happen in my world. You should be looking out for the good of the country and the good of your community.”

 

I guess I’m not a very good Canadian, Larry, because, like the vast majority of my friends and colleagues, I’d love to see the NFL come to Canada. As well as the Arena League, for that matter. NFL football is the most interesting game in the most brilliantly operated sports league in North America and Canada should be proud that the NFL would even consider someday placing a franchise here (even if that franchise is located in Toronto which, in professional sports terms, REALLY isn’t a Canadian city anyway). 

 

If placing an NFL franchise in Toronto, does indeed kill the Canadian Football League, then it never should have existed in the first place. If the league is that weak, it deserves to die. If having competition in Toronto kills the rest of the CFL, then it really wasn’t very strong in the first place, was it?

 

Frankly, it would be a much better idea if Campbell sponsored a bill that would pay for new CFL stadiums in Ottawa, Halifax, Quebec City, Winnipeg, Regina, Hamilton, Toronto and Montreal. Banning the NFL would only create resentment. On the other hand, improving the lot of the CFL, would create excitement.

 

But Larry, like almost all politicians, is too fundamentally stupid to understand that.

 

This bill requires approval from both the Senate and the House of Commons. Hopefully, someone with an actual brain will stop this insanity before it becomes law.

 

Jail terms for playing football? Throw this in with those kangaroo courts known as Human Rights Tribunals and it becomes painfully obvious that the people who run our nation are sick. 

 

 

We called another one: TSN’s collective brain WAS bigger than a walnut.

Some things you just know are going to happen. Between France’s 0-0 snoozer with Romania and the Netherlands’ 3-0 blistering of the undermanned Italians in the European Soccer Championship came the news that you will now hear the Hockey Night in Canada theme, Canada’s second national anthem, on all NHL games and Olympic hockey games televised on TSN from now on.

From TSN’s standpoint that’s not a surprise. Even if you had just a little, tiny, squirrel brain, you could have said to yourself, “If those morons at CBC actually do dump the theme, we’ll pay what we need to pay in order to get the rights.”

In fact, in our Friday blog entitled, “CBC to drop Canada’s “second national anthem” along with Bob Cole. Sad,” we wrote the following: “At first, I lamented CBC’s decision to dump the theme and then I thought, “Well if TSN has a collective brain bigger than a walnut, those folks will start sending cheques to the composer, Dolores Claman, and start using the theme themselves.” TSN’s broadcast crew is already better than CBC’s, they might just as well take the theme music — the best there is and, without argument, Canada’s second national anthem. 

Yesterday, the news story arrived…

TORONTO (CP) — CTV has acquired the rights to the song that’s been CBC’s “Hockey Night in Canada” theme for the past 40 years.

CTV and Copyright Music and Visuals, the company that controls use of the classic song composed by Dolores Claman, announced Monday afternoon that CTV acquired all rights to the song in perpetuity.

The network says it will use the song on NHL broadcasts on TSN, RDS and during the broadcaster’s coverage of the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver.

CTV says it made an agreement in principle Friday with Copyright Music and Visuals after CBC announced a contest to find a new theme song.

The contest announcement followed months of negotiations that failed to result in a new licensing agreement between CBC and the agent. 

CBC lost the rights to the tune because it made a giant error in judgment that will now haunt it forever. 

The press release read as follows:

“The song has a long and storied history in Canadian sports and has become ingrained in the hearts and minds of hockey fans across the country. It is an iconic tune, embraced by Canadians everywhere, and we felt it was imperative to save it. We know we will be in hockey forever, so there’s no doubt this acquisition will create value for us,” said Rick Brace, President, Revenue, Business Planning and Sports, CTV Inc. “It’s an honour and a privilege to own such a cherished piece of Canadiana.

 

“I am very moved by how so many Canadians have taken the hockey theme to heart. We are so pleased the song has found a new home,” said Claman. “Throughout our negotiations, CTV displayed a tremendous amount of respect for my family and the song. ‘The Hockey Theme’ means so much to Canadians, and we know it’s in good hands with CTV.”

 

Poor old CBC. They actually hired sports lawyer Gord Kirke on Monday morning to negotiate a new deal. By 3 p.m. on Monday, they’d lost the song forever.

 

Obviously, the people who run the CBC do not have brains as big as walnuts. Or squirrels. 

 

However, we must ask: “…and that’s the kind of leadership that our $975 million a year worth of tax money is buying?” 

 

Sorry. Now, I really have to wonder who has the tiny, little brain.