Monthly Archives: August 2009

Woods Flat Stick Goes Sour, Yang the Man.

CHASKA, Minn. — Tiger Woods missed eight putts that our old pal Garth Collings would have made blindfolded in the Manitoba Amateur. As a result, Y.E. Yang won the 91st PGA Championship yesterday.

Yang played tremendous golf yesterday, fired a two-under par 70 and beat Woods by five — head-to-head, no less — to claim his first major championship and the second PGA Tour win of his career. Woods, who putted like it was Senior Two-Ball night at the local nine-hole muni, was spectacular from tee-to-green but absolutely horrendous with the flat stick. It was one of the worst putting performances in his career.

Woods was 14-for-14 in majors when leading after 54 holes. Now he’s 14-for-15 because he took a shocking 33 putts. As David Feherty has often said, “You drive for dough and putt for more dough,” and on this day, Tiger hit it like a god and putted it like an old man with the shakes. He was remarkably un-Tiger-like on the greens.

Yang, meanwhile, was terrific on one of the toughest golf courses I’ve ever seen. He hit his drives long and straight and his irons right on the nose. 70 was the low score yesterday, but as good as Tiger hit it, if you can’t putt it at Hazeltine National Golf Club, you can’t tame it.

Y.E. Yang, 2009 PGA Champion. Who’d have thought?

Even When Tiger’s Bad, He’s Great.

CHASKA, Minn. — Tiger Woods wasn’t particularly good on Saturday. He made two birdies (should have had six) and one bogey and shot a one-under par 71.

But at this year’s 91st PGA Championship at Hazeltine National Golf Club, as long as Tiger doesn’t do anything stupid, he should win his fifth PGA title.

Saturday, on a hot, muggy day that always looked like rain, Woods birdied the second, bogeyed the fourth (with a Scott Taylor-like three-putt) and birdied 16, to finish at one-under for the day and eight-under for the tournament.

Heading into Sunday’s final round, Woods is at 208, two shots better than Korea’s Y.E. Yang and Ireland’s Padraig Harrington. Henrik Stenson and Lucas Glover are four back at 212. The rest of the field needs a miracle.

That’s because Tiger just doesn’t blow the lead when he gets it. He’s won 47 of 50 Tour events when leading after 54 holes. He’s 8-0 in Majors when he leads after the second round. An Irish betting service has already paid off on Woods tickets. They know he’s not going to blow this lead. They can just look at Saturday’s grind and say, “If he plays on Sunday, just a little bit like Tiger, he’ll win by five or more.”

Woods already has five Tour victories this year and he came into this week’s PGA with back-to-back wins in the Buick and the WGC Bridgestone Invitational. There is no golfer on the planet better than he is right now, but in the press tent after the round, Woods made sure he didn’t give anyone any juice for Day 4.

“You have a lot of guys who understand how to win major championships,” he said. “They believe in themselves. They know how to get it done. They are all very capable of winning this thing. I will have to be very good tomorrow.”

Tiger Woods is on the verge of winning his 15th career Major and even though he should romp on Sunday, the other players in this little argument are pretty damn good. Sunday will be an entertaining day on a golf course that will be so tough (and so long), neither luck nor magic will have anything to do with the outcome.

And that’s exactly why Tiger Woods should win.

Woods More Fun Than a Day at Disney World

CHASKA, Minn. — Yesterday afternoon, on a windy, yet sweltering day on a golf course that just goes on and on and on, Tiger Woods demonstrated why everyone in golf chases him. And as often as not, without any chance of catching him.

When a guy can throw second-shot irons into 600-yard Par 5s, knock it over the back of a 518-yard Par 4 (yeah, a Par 4 you wussies) and make three birdies in a row on the back side to give himself a four shot cushion heading into Saturday’s Day 3 of the 91st PGA Golf Championship, you know you are watching true greatness.

Not than anyone hasn’t noticed that Tiger is the greatest of them all, but watching him live, in the flesh, is not so much a lesson in golf, but a lesson in life. Watching Tiger is like watching a combination of passion, precision, skill, concentration, calm, fury, art, science, strength, touch, anger management and what results when one human being works harder than anybody else.

Yesterday afternoon, Tiger fired a two-under 70 to go with his five-under 67 in Round 1, to finish 36 holes in the final major championship of 2009 with 136 total, eight under par. He’s 8-0 in major championships in which he has held the second-round lead.

He’s four shots up on Irishman Padraig Harrington, Fijian Vijay Singh, fellow American Lucas Glover and Brit Ross Fisher. Incredibly, among the Top 12 players in the event, Woods is one of only two Americans. By the way, only 12 players are in red figures.

Unlike Thursday’s first round, Tiger made three bogeys today — at 1, 10 and 18. But he also made five birdies and they were all sweet. With sweat pouring off his face, he hit all but three shots right on the nose and tamed Hazeltine National Golf Club, a monster of a 7,600-yard grind. This is a golf course that is long and tough and in the wind, it’s longer and tougher.

“It was a tough day out there with the wind and the heat,” said Woods, in the press tent afterward. “The wind was blustery. It would gust up and it really affected your ability to maintain a good solid putting stance. By the time I got out there in the afternoon, the greens were bumpy too. The wind dried everything out. the conditions were tough.”

Since it was tough for Tiger, it was probably a lot tougher for the rest of the field. Fisher was the best among the leaders with a 68. Ernie Els fired a 68 and finished at one-under, six back of Woods. But Harrington, who still sits in second place was one-over, 73. David Toms, Hunter Mahan and Robert Allenby were each 75, Alvaro Quiroz went from 69 to 76, Paul Goydos went 70-78, Michael Bradley went 70-80, Matthew Goggin went 69-80, Mike Weir went 74-81.

“The only way you win a tournament like this is just plod along, one shot at a time and see what happens,” Woods added. “That’s all I did out there today. It was hot and windy and dry and really difficult. I just plodded along and tried to do the best I could.”

His best has given him a four-shot lead with 36 to play. And it also thrilled thousands on a hot, windy day near the prairie.

Calvillo Might Never be Able To Return Home.

Montreal Alouettes quarterback Anthony Calvillo, the best quarterback in the Canadian Football League today, entered the debate over U.S. health care reform on Tuesday, simply by recalling his faith during his wife’s valiant effort to beat non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.

Two years, ago, on Oct. 22, 2007, doctors found a tumour between the lungs of Calvillo’s wife Alexia Kontolemos. Now, almost two years later, Alexia is free of the cancer and her future is bright. Calvillo credited Montreal’s doctors and his family’s deep, abiding faith in God for what now appears to be a full recovery.

However, after living eight years in Montreal and after winning the war against cancer, the Calvillo family might not be able to move back to the United States, simply because they have little hope of ever getting health insurance for Alexia.

During an interview for ChristianWeek magazine, Calvillo was asked about his desire to move back to his hometown, Los Angeles, Cal. Calvillo said it was something he’d thought about “after football,” but then said he worried about health care.

“That’s a big concern of ours,” he said. “We’ll do our homework on this, but unless there are changes (Obama’s health care reform), it’s now apparent to us that Alexia would obviously have a pre-existing condition and would never get health insurance in the United States.

“It was amazing here in Montreal. During my wife’s battle with cancer, the doctors in Montreal were wonderful. Our entire family was treated amazingly well, but the care for Alexia was truly outstanding.

“You know, we pay a lot of taxes in Canada. In Quebec, it’s nearly 50 per cent and I know most of it goes to universal health care. But during the entire ordeal, during a period of time when the doctors and hospitals in Montreal did everything they could for us, I didn’t get one bill. For our family, health care in Canada was vital. I’m not sure we’d ever get that in the United States.”

A Definition of Insanity

Here is, without fear of argument, a pure, unadulterated definition of insanity:

On Saturday, the National Hockey League asked Phonix bankruptcy judge Redfield T. Baum to throw out a bid to purchase the Phoenix Coyotes by RIM CEO and multi-billionaire Jim Balsillie because the league says he’s “untrustworthy” and doesn’t have the “integrity” to be an owner.

The motion was accompanied by declarations from Boston Bruins owner Jeremy Jacobs and Minnesota Wild owner Craig Leipold, which says the owners have all rejected Balsillie and that he “would be untrustworthy” and that the court has no right to overturn their July 29 vote. The owners say their opinion is based on Balsillie’s behaviour in earlier attempts to purchase the Pittsburgh Penguins and Nashville Predators.

Let us forget, shall we, that the NHL thought he was just fine when he approached the league about buying into the failing (at the time) Penguins and the failing (still) Predators. Let us forget, shall wee, that the NHL is a club for people who refuse to tell the truth, even when they’ve been caught in lies.

But it’s impossible to think for one minute that when the league says Balsillie is “untrustworthy” or doesn’t have the requisite “integrity” to be an owner, the league has fallen into group delusion. Or, at best, forgets the mere existence of these notorious NHL owners:

1) When he took over as commissioner, one of commissioner Gary Bettman’s closest friends and supporters inside the league was Los Angeles Kings owner Bruce McNall. McNall went to jail for fraud.

2) After Steven Gluckstern nearly went broke owning the New York Islanders, Bettman brought in Charles Wang and Sanjay Kumar. Kumar is now serving a 12-year sentence for fraud.

3) Bettman also needed help after Buffalo Sabres owner Seymour Knox died in 1996, so he found cable TV magnate John Rigas. In 2002, while he was the Sabres owner, Rigas was convicted of, you guessed it, fraud. He’s still in prison.

4) On Jan. 28, 2000, former New York Islanders owner John Spano, who took over an NHL team with very little money, simply because the NHL forgot to do a background check, was sentenced to 71 months in federal prison for a bank and wire fraud conviction.

5) Later this month, former Anaheim Ducks owner Henry Samueli will be sentenced by a California court for lying to federal investigators for his role in Broadcom’s $2.2 billion stock options award scandal. He could get five years.

6) Then there was “Bootsie.” With the Nashville Predators in bankruptcy protection, Bettman refused to sell the team to Balsillie because Balsillie wanted to move it to Canada. So Bettman went out and found a wealthy venture capitalist named William (Bootsie) Del Biaggio III. It seemed like a good idea at the time, I guess, but it wasn’t long before Bootsie was facing fraud charges brought on by everybody from the SEC to Luc Robitaille to Joe Montana. Bootsie hasn’t gone to jail yet, but there are a lot of people who would like to see him in the crow bar hotel.

Gary Bettman does not want Jim Balsillie to own a team, but he’s happy having felons own teams.

Therefore, simply to suggest that Balsillie isn’t trustworthy is to demonstrate a level of delusional insanity that is usually reserved for people who see the baby Jesus in their morning coffee.

In Two Appearances, Former Goldeyes Reliever Sherrill Almost Perfect With the Dodgers

It didn’t take long for former Winnipeg Goldeyes reliever George Sherrill to make his mark in Los Angeles.

Last Thursday, Sherrill, who played for the Goldeyes in 2002 and 2003, was traded to the Dodgers by the Baltimore Orioles in exchange for two outstanding prospects: 22-year-old switch-hitting slugger Josh Bell and 21-year-old righthanded pitcher Steve Johnson.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the Dodgers planned to use Sherrill as “an eighth and ninth inning guy,” the set-up man for closer Jonathan Broxton. However, with Broxton injured, Sherrill made his first appearance last Friday night in Atlanta as the set-up man for James McDonald.

With two runners on and nobody out in the seventh inning, Sherrill came in and struck out Nate McLouth and Kelly Johnson, walked Chipper Jones to load the bases and then struck out all-star catcher Brian McCann to end the inning. He got the hold as the Dodgers beat the Braves 5-0.

Then, on national television on Sunday night, Sherrill came in to face one batter in the eighth — Atlanta slugger Chipper Jones — and got Jones to fly to centre with two runners on and two out. The Dodgers went on to win 9-1.

“I just don’t understand why the Orioles would even think about trading George,” said Goldeyes manager Rick Forney on Friday night. “George can do so many things and at $2.75 million a year, he’s not that big a hit to your payroll. That move just won’t make any sense to me at all. Ever.”

No kidding, as we reported earlier, in Baltimore this season, Sherrill had a 2.40 earned run average with 20 saves in 42 appearances.

The Orioles have made a lot of dumb moves in recent years. Trading away a lefthanded closer who could also be a great set-up man or situational lefty, and who “only” makes $2.75 million a year is one of the dumbest.

Some more things bouncing around inside my skull…

It was quite a week. We watched the Winnipeg Blue Bombers bring in a new quarterback, we headed off to Mankato, Minn., to watch opening day of Minnesota Vikings camp and then headed back to Minneapolis for the Twins-Angels series.

As a result, here are a few more things that went banging around in my brain this past week…

1) Last week, Blue Bombers head coach Mike Kelly was fined $1,000 for verbally abusing the officials in Week 4’s 19-5 loss to Toronto.

The Bombers were so dreadfully awful in that game that I didn’t really notice the officials much, but I will say this: CFL officials are so bad, so rotten, that somebody has to verbally abuse them. Just to keep them awake.

2) It sure didn’t take long for the Bombers to sour on defensive tackle Tyrone Williams and quarterback Richie Wlliams. Even before the team went to Toronto for this past Saturday’s game with the Argos, the two were gone. Released outright.

Wow! There was an awful lot of newspaper space wasted on those two four-week clunkers.

3) Here’s how you beat the Minnesota Twins: Walk Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau every time they come to the plate. Hell, I’ll take my chances with Michael Cuddyer or Jason Kubel.

If you let the “New M&M Boys” hit, they will. They’ll beat you. But if you never face them, they’ll score a couple of runs, but not enough to hurt you. After all, that Twins pitching staff is awful. It’s going to give up 8-12 a game (especially if you’re the Los Angeles Angels) and a couple of Twins runs won’t even dent that.

4) My old friend George Sherrill was traded from the Baltimore Orioles to the Los Angeles Dodgers on Thursday. He didn’t want to go, but he’ll now have a legitimate shot at winning a World Series. Not bad for a guy who spent 2002 and 2003 with the independent Winnipeg Goldeyes.

Asked by the Los Angeles Times after Friday’s game (where he struck out three of the four batters he faced) if he ever saw himself “reaching this point while he was toiling in the independent leagues,” Sherrill said: “I didn’t know what this point was. I just wanted to keep playing. I guess that’s why some girlfriends took off.”

5) There is a great deal of gnashing of teeth these days over “The List.” That’s baseball’s notorious list of people who were voluntarily and anonymously drug tested in 2003. It’s a list with 104 names on it, but only seven names have been leaked.

It’s a list that allows the mob-like mainstream media to continue to attack the game even though the mob-like mainstream media was a big part of the cover-up of steroid us in baseball when Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa were saving the game in 1998.

Because most members of the mainstream media have no idea what steroids are or what they do, they use the leaks from the list to vilify athletes and attack baseball’s credibility.

It’s unfortunate that commissioner Bud Selig is just a liar. He, of course, claimed that the people who agreed to be tested in 2003 would never see the results of those tests and that tests would never be made public. Now, the results are being leaked out bit by bit, most often to the New York Times, by someone who obviously has an agenda.

For the mainstream media, steroid use by athletes is always big news. For baseball fans, however, it’s meaningless. They really don’t care.

In fact, if I’m paying $100 for a ticket (remember, the mainstream media doesn’t pay for tickets and therefore doesn’t know what we’re paying to watch baseball these days), I want my jocks to be 6-foot-8, 300-pounds and have the ability to hit a baseball to the moon. I don’t care if fat, old Babe Ruth, a man who never hit against an African-American pitcher, has all his records broken, I want to be entertained when I pay exorbitant prices to watch a stinkin’ ball game in August.

6) The Ottawa Sun, home of the hopeful and silly Bruce Garrioch, a really nice guy who seems to go out of his way to create trade rumours that don’t exist — and never have — came up with a doozy this weekend. Even TSN and Rogers Sportsnet picked up on the story without checking out anything.

The latest rumour goes like this (and remember, this is the same Bruce Garrioch of the Ottawa Sun who had Vincent Lecavalier going to the Edmonton Oilers, Chris Pronger off to St. Louis, then Chris Pronger off to New Jersey, then Chris Pronger off to Boston, then Chris Pronger off to Toronto, Jay Bouwmeester to Edmonton — sheesh, he loves Edmonton — Scott Niedermayer off to Boston, Evgeni Malkin to the L.A. Kings, Ilya Kovalchuk to Montreal and on and on and on): The San Jose Sharks have offered F Jonathan Cheechoo and D Christian Erhoff to Ottawa in exchange for F Dany Heatley, but the deal won’t take place unless Montreal steps in and sends Mike Cammalleri (the free agent that Bob Gainey just signed) to San Jose to get Patrick Marleau (where did he come from?) and his $6.3 million contract.

The San Jose Mercury News called Sharks GM Doug Wilson. He denied he was interested in making a deal with the Senators. Meanwhile, if Garrioch had checked out the Habs payroll situation, it would become evident to him that the Canadiens couldn’t handle the salary cap hit.

At some point does the mainstream media look at Garrioch and say, “The Sky is Not Falling Today?” Or not? Do they just keep eating this stuff up.

If he was right once…

Seven Turnovers? Now that’s the CFL.

I’ve long contended that unlike the NFL, where big plays on both sides of the football tend to lead to victories, in the CFL, it’s all about mistakes.

Saturday, depending entirely on your point of view, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers forced seven turnovers (the Argos pissed away the football seven times) and beat the Toronto Argonauts 13-12 (the Argos picked up a delay of game penalty with 30 seconds left to push Jason Medlock out of field goal range and lose 13-12).

I was at Minnesota Vikings training camp during the game, but the guy who invented the PVR should be knighted. This morning I was able to watch the game and, let’s not lie, that was as bad as professional football can be. That, me hearties, was the “beauty” of the Canadian Football League — just one screw up after another.

For Winnipeg fans the outcome was much more important than the way in which the victory was achieved (the Bombers still don’t have much offence, even with Michael Bishop at quarterback) and for Blue Bombers’ head coach Mike Kelly, it was the most important win of his young head coaching career (Michael Bishop was certainly an improvement over Stefan Lefors). In Winnipeg, where the Bombers are now 2-3, all is well. At least, this week.

But in Toronto, that loss was so ugly, so horrible, that somebody needs to fired. Not sure who, but somebody should lose his job over that (By the way, you can announce any attendance figure you like, but were there actually 15,000 people inside Rogers Centre to watch that thing?).

It might have been one of the worst football games ever played. And yet it very well could have turned around the struggling Blue Bombers’ season.

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FRIENDS GET THE AX

It’s been suggested (right here) that old media is dying. Frankly, there is little need for journalism courses anymore if the professors are teaching skills that will get graduates jobs on TV stations, radio stations or in big daily newspapers.

This past week, two friends got the pink slip: morning show host Bryn Griffiths at The TEAM 1260 in Edmonton and reporter Tony Ambrogio at The Score in Toronto.

The TEAM didn’t have great numbers (not bad, but not great), but that could probably be chalked up to the fact the Edmonton Oilers didn’t have a great year. When there isn’t a lot to talk about it, it’s pretty hard to just make it up.

Meanwhile, I haven’t watched The Score in so long that I couldn’t provide an intelligent, critical opinion of the network’s problems.

Apparently no one else has watched it either, but somehow, I don’t think it was Tony Ambrogio’s fault. Owner John Levy has very little idea about what makes for compelling television. Never did. It’s just too bad that good people have to suffer from Levy’s inability to run a half-assed TV sports network.

I’m convinced Griffiths and Ambrogio will do well. Both have talent. Trouble is, I worry that they will have no place to go. Or at least no place that pays the way old media paid.

Of course, that’s the problem, isn’t it? The old media’s business model doesn’t work. It pays huge amounts of money to people who don’t deliver the news any better than most bloggers. Especially here in Canada where dull is rewarded.