Monthly Archives: September 2009

Bombers Horrible in Banjo Bowl. Mike Kelly Should Be Glad He Doesn’t Own a Piano.

(About an hour after filing this, a solid source told me there is reason to believe Casey Printers is now on his way to Winnipeg. Kelly denies it, but maybe Bauer is starting to make his own moves.)

Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress told a story to the St. Paul Pioneer Press. It’s one Winnipeg Blue Bombers head coach Mike Kelly (and probably even CEO Lyle Bauer) should consider:

Childress, whose Vikings looked outstanding in a 34-20 win at Cleveland on Sunday, was talking about the time during the 1980s when he was an offensive assistant coach with the Indianapolis Colts and Art Schlichter was his starting quarterback:

This is a true story,” Chrildress said. “He (Schlichter) was with us one game. He was our starter. We cut him after the first game. We’re standing in there and just got our butts beat. It was awful. I’m like, ‘I don’t care if it’s the first game for a new staff or whatever. A beating is a beating.’ I’m trying to stay out of the way. I’m soaping up in the shower, and here comes Tom Lovat, who was at Green Bay for years. He was assistant head coach. He says, ‘Well, Bradley, let me tell you something.’ He had a great way about him, a great perspective. He goes on, ‘That game right there will make you damn glad you don’t own a piano, you know what I mean?’ I said, ‘No, Coach, I don’t really know.’ He says, ‘You ever move a piano? Those things are heavy as hell. If we keep playing like that, our butts will be moving. Makes you damn glad you don’t own a piano.’”

It was a wonderful story and yesterday, Kelly was in the same situation. His Blue Bombers fell to 3-7 on the season with an embarrassing 55-10 loss in the Banjo Bowl at Canad Inns Stadium.

It was so bad, my pal Dr. Sports from Hot 103 in Winnipeg called from the stadium to say, “Fold the team and tear down the stadium, it has reached rock bottom. This is the worst I’ve ever seen.”

Well, hopefully, the city will get to tear down the stadium soon and David Asper will build the team a new one at the University of Manitoba.

The Blue Bomber board of directors needs to clean house. Sooner, not later. The board should call in Asper, who will soon take over the team anyway, and let him assume the leadership responsibilities now.

Let’s not pull any punches, the board has been as big a disaster as Mike Kelly or any other failed coach. The board has been as big a disaster as Stefan Lefors or any other failed quarterback.

This franchise hasn’t won a Grey Cup in 19 years and it’s unlikely it will win one this year. In an eight-team league, every team should win at least one Grey Cup in 19 years just by having a little dumb luck.

It’s time for a wholesale change. And that doesn’t mean fire the coach. It means changing the culture of the franchise completely. It’s the only way to salvage what could soon become a very, very embarrassing year.

It’s Saturday. There is even more stuff banging around in my head.

Sorry, my head hurts again. Between the Coyotes bankruptcy case in Phoenix, the CFL’s officials’ mistakes in Vancouver and the sad, ugly circus that the Winnipeg Blue Bombers have created for themselves, I hit the Advil pretty hard last night.

Let me get this stuff out of my cranium…

1) NHL commissioner Gary Bettman talks like those far-right Republican loons in the United States — lots of confidence and hatred and bluster, but no apparent logic.

On Friday, Mr. Bettman was lamenting comments by Phoenix Coyotes owner Jerry Moyes, a man who lost approximately $300 million of his own money on a franchise that doesn’t work now and will never work in the future. Moyes suggested he has been treated badly by the NHL.

“I just don’t think I’ve been treated right,” Moyes said. “I gave it a 100 per cent try and I feel betrayed by the NHL. Hockey will not work in the south. Mr. Bettman’s plan is not working out. You got Phoenix, you got Dallas, you Nashville, you got Atlanta you got Tampa Bay all in  trouble. These teams are not working in the south. You have to go north where people love hockey.”

Bettman, of course, responded like a petulant child.

“I’m disappointed in those remarks,” Bettman told Rogers SportsNet. “Considering the NHL has been operating this team for the past year when Mr. Moyes was supposed to be, I find that disappointing.”

Moyes lost about $300 million on that dog of a franchise and the guy who lied to everyone — everyone! — for an entire year about taking over the operation of the team, says he’s “disappointed.”

The illogical hubris of that remark makes me gag.

2) The Canadian Football League said last week that the B.C. Lions’ 19-12 win over the Montreal Alouettes will stand despite the fact that “mistakes were made by officials as the clock wound down.”

“While the errors were unintentional,” said commissioner Mark Cohon,  “the league’s regret at this incident is deep and profound.”

Odd response. Deep and profound sounds good, but it just doesn’t cut it. Cohon has both teams in Montreal this week. Send them out on the field before the main game starts and replay the final minutes (and perhaps overtime) of last week’s game. That will fix the problem.

Or is the real problem that CFL officiating is lousy and now the league has pretty much admitted it’s lousy? That’s not good.

Of course, there is another problem here. With the crossover playoff rule, if the post-season started today, the B.C. Lions would be in and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers and Toronto Argos would be out. If those “mistakes” in B.C. cost a team a playoff appearance then, what you have, is a pretty illegitimate league.

(Listen to my complete rant on this issue before the Saskatchewan-Winnipeg game on Sunday at about 2 p.m. CDT. I’ll be on the pre-game show with Roger Currie on 620 CKRM in Regina)

3) The Stefan Lefors quarterback experiment in Winnipeg is over for the season — and it just might be over period.

The 3-6 Bombers put their former starting quarterback on the nine-game injured list on Thursday because of recurring pain in his non-throwing shoulder. He might undergo surgery.

Guess I was wrong. Stefan Lefors wasn’t the second coming T.J. Rubley. Sadly, he wasn’t good enough — or unbreakable enough — to be the second coming of T.J. Rubley.

Week 1 in the NFL: Beware some of the favourites.

OK, football fans, the wait is over. The 2009 National Football League schedule begins tonight in Pittsburgh as the defending Super Bowl champion Steelers play host to the Tennessee Titans in the party-rific season opener at 7:30.

The Steelers are 5 1/2-point favorites, but in case you’ve forgotten, in Week 16 last year — the second last week of the 2008 season — Tennessee blew away the Steelers 31-14 to wrap up homefield advantage throughout the playoffs. Not that it did the Titans any good and not that it will be remembered tonight, but for punters, it’s something to think about.

Overall, it will be a tremendous Week 1. Brett Favre will make his debut in a Minnesota Vikings uniform, Jay Cutler will be in Green Bay, wearing a Bears uniform against the Packers and the question of the week: Will Cincinnati’s Chad Ochocinco actually try to Twitter from the Denver end zone?

Oh, it’s going to be fun.

This season, Doctor Sports from Hot103 in Winnipeg and yours truly, from 92-CITI-FM, will battle every week right here at www.rivercitysportsblog.com for NFL bettor supremacy.

And I will win — again. Let’s get started…

1. Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers (-5.5)

One has to wonder how distracted Big Ben is after the ”accusations”. Regardless, the Steelers are a better team at home.

Dr. Sports: Steelers by 7.

Scott Taylor: Steelers by 10

2. Miami Dolphins at Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)

Even though we both think Miami will be a much improved football, we also agree that Atlanta is getting better and should win in the Georgia Dome.

Dr. Sports: Falcons by 6

Scott Taylor: Falcons by 7

3. Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens (-12.5)

Oh, this will not be pretty. Matt Cassel couldn’t avoid leading the NFL in getting sacked when he played in New England. He might break his ass in Kansas City.

Dr. Sports Baltimore by 14

Scott Taylor: Baltimore by 17

4. Philadelphia Eagles at Carolina Panthers (+1.5)

It will be interesting to see how motivated McNabb will be with Vick in the crowd. Why don’t the members of the football media give Carolina more respect?

Dr. Sports: Eagles by 3

Scott Taylor: Carolina by 3

5. Denver Broncos at Cincinnati Bengals (-4.5)

Dr. Sports likes to call him “Ochostinko.” Frankly, as a kicker, I like the guy. I think he’s colorful, a true star in the No Fun League.

Dr. Sports: Cincinnati by only 3 (the Bengals don’t cover).

Scott Taylor: Bengals by 10.

6. Minnesota Vikings at Cleveland Browns (+3.5)

We’re both thinking Favre will light it up. I think Peterson will be unstoppable.

Dr. Sports: Vikings by 7

Scott Taylor: Vikings by 21

7. N.Y. Jets at Houston Texans (-4.5)

You know it’s a lousy week when CBS sends its “A” team to Houston. Neither of these dogs will be around in January.

Dr. Sports: Texans to win but the Jets will cover.

Scott Taylor: Texans by 10.

8. Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts (-7.5)

Yikes! Call 9-1-1. What could save the Jags is that Indy has a real problem at offensive tackle.

Dr. Sports: Colts by 14.

Scott Taylor: Colts by 10

9. Detroit Lions at New Orleans Saints (-12.5)

Is Matthew Stafford the second coming of Peyton Manning or Ryan Leaf? As a Lions’ fan, Taylor is praying it’s Manning.

Dr. Sports: Saints will win but the Lions will cover.

Scott Taylor: Saints by 14.

10. Dallas Cowboys at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+5.5)

Who’s running the Buc’s offense? Doesn’t matter, just give it to Cadillac Williams. When he carries 22-plus times per game, the Bucs are 10-0. This is my upset of the week.

Dr. Sports: Cowboys by 7

Scott Taylor: Buccaneers by 3

11. San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals (-6.5)

Dr. Sports asks: Is Arizona a one hit wonder? Scott Taylor answers: Not with Larry Fitzgerald in the lineup.

Dr. Sports: Cardinals to win, but the 49ers should cover.

Scott Taylor: Cardinals by 10.

12. Washington Redskins at N.Y. Giants (-6.5)

Is it a rule that these teams have to meet in Week 1? No, but the Giants must like it. New York has won seven of the last 10 matchups. Taylor likes Washington’s chances in this one now that Plaxico Burress is in jail.

Dr. Sports: Giants by 7.

Scott Taylor: Giants by 3, Skins to cover.

13: St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks (-8.5)

Nobody would care about this one, except that it should be a lock and therefore will make somebody some money.

Dr. Sports: Seahawks by 10.

Scott Taylor: Seahawks by 10.

14. Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers (-3.5)

Always a fun match up. Let’s see if the Bears have cleared up the QB situation this year. If they have, we’re both drinkin’ Lovie’s Kool-Aid.

Dr. Sports: Bears to win.

Scott Taylor: Bears by 3.

15. Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots (-10.5)

Children under the age of 14 should not be allowed to watch. New England has won 11 consecutive games against Buffalo. Hate to be a Bills fan in Week 1, although T.O.’s presence always makes for an interesting train wreck.

Dr. Sports: New England by 14.

Scott Taylor: New England by 21.

16. San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders (+9.5)

Groan. Coaches fighting on the sidelines, Jeff Garcia cut after the pre-season and an owner who doesn’t remember what planet he’s on… Will Oakland become the next Detroit? By the way, how did this one make the late game on MNF?

Dr. Sports: Chargers by 10.

Scott Taylor: Chargers by 17.

Bombers Lose. It’s Becoming a Habit. But it’s Fixable.

Last Sunday afternoon in Regina, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers were drilled 29-14 by the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

I must admit, I thought the Bombers would win. I thought the team that played in B.C. one week earlier was the real Bombers. That team won 37-10. This past week’s team didn’t look like the real Bombers. It looked like some absurd, talentless, faux Bombers.

Oh well, here’s the deal: When you have six turnovers and the other team has one, you lose. More often than not, you get clobbered. The Bombers got clobbered.

However, until the fourth quarter disaster — three of the six turnovers came in the final 15 minutes — I watched a team that still had a chance to win. Fact is, the Roughriders might be a 5-4 first-place team, but they aren’t Montreal or Calgary and they  probably aren’t even Hamilton (Boy, that Kevin Glenn has played well, hasn’t he?). The Riders are beatable. They aren’t Grey Cup contenders at all. And with 30,000 crazies at Canad Inns Stadium this week, Winnipeg can certainly win.

We talked about this on The TEAM 1260 in Edmonton this morning. The only team that really doesn’t have a chance to win its post-Labour Day Classic re-match is the Toronto Argos. This is, after all, the CFL. Home teams win a lot and there is no reason to believe Montreal, Edmonton and Winnipeg won’t win at home this week. Toronto, on the other hand, is just a mess and you have to wonder how long head coach Bart Andrus will keep his job.

Now, I’m not naive. I still believe the Bombers must improve at quarterback if they’re ever going to become a .500 football team. But they should win this week.

What happens in Montreal in Week 12, however, is a whole ‘nother deal, but still, if the Bombers are 4-7 with Toronto coming to town on Sept. 26, they’ll make the playoffs. In fact, even with Michael Bishop at quarterback, this looks like a team that will be no worse than  8-10.

Check the schedule. There are a load of home games, and plenty of wins out there.  Just win on Sunday and everything should be fine. Lose, and well…WTF.

Congratulations to Gary Bettman. The First Step Toward Stopping Idiotic Behaviour is to Admit You’re an Idiot.

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and his board of governors have now publicly admitted that keeping a hockey franchise in Phoenix, Ariz., is about as stupid a business decision as anyone could possibly make.

And, to add to the NHL’s stupidity, they have made this admission not to come clean, as such, but to try and stick it to Canadian billionaire Jim Balsillie. Talk about all the wrong reasons…

We know this because the Toronto Star (not that we necessarily believe the Toronto Star) has apparently uncovered a report that suggests the NHL will set a relocation fee on the Coyotes franchise from between $101 million and $195 million. Balsillie’s PSE Sports and Entertainment Co., filed a court document written by world renowned sports business analyst, Dr. Andrew Zimbalist, suggesting the fee should be somewhere between $11.2 million and $12.9 million.

Oh, oh. That’s when the NHL got all stupid.

The NHL’s documents allegedly state: “The methodology used by PSE’s expert, Dr. Andrew Zimbalist, in calculating a relocation fee range of $11.2 million and $12.9 million does not pass muster. the notion that a team in Hamilton would be worth only $11.2 million to $12.9 million more than a team in Phoenix is patently absurd.”

Dum, da dum, dum… D-U-M-M-M-M-M-M-M.

The National Hockey League just set itself up for the following criticism:

1) The NHL now admits that a franchise in Phoenix is worth an amazing $175 million MORE in Hamilton than in Phoenix and it’s trying desperately to keep a team in Phoenix. Speaking of patently absurd.

2) Sounds like the NHL is preparing to have Jim Balsillie’s bid to buy the Coyotes accepted by the bankruptcy judge.

3) If a team is worth an absurd amount more in Hamilton (your words, NHL), and since you have a potential owner, why not sell that potential owner a Hamilton expansion franchise for $200 million and make the money yourself? It’s not like the potential owner needs to buy a shitty franchise like Phoenix and move it. Let him start from scratch and you pocket the dough.

4) If a team is worth at least $175 million more in Hamilton than Phoenix and you don’t want the team in Hamilton, but you do want it in Phoenix, are you not negligent in your fiduciary duties to the other league owners and your partners, the players? Or are they just as stupid as you?

5) Is the NHL now publicly admitting that anyone who would own a team in Phoenix is a “patently absurd” human being? There is, no doubt, a sucker born every minute, but when you admit that your Phoenix franchise, the one you want to buy for $140 million and then sell to a third party, is worth $175 million less than a team in Hamilton, Ont., what sane business person — even an in-bred, silver-spooned, bratty heir with shit for brains –  would bite on that deal? It’s like Bettman is purposely trying to kill his own business.

With this alleged court statement, Gary Bettman and the NHL have clearly admitted they are idiots. But, hey, that’s the first step toward fixing the problem.

Wonder if Bettman ever stops to think that he would have been better off leaving the Jets in Winnipeg?

A Game of 10 Questions

Time Again for our favourite game: 10 Questions.

As always, it comes with appropriate comments, quips and corollaries.

1. Why do Winnipeg Blue Bomber fans get their shorts in a knot over the signing of a nutbag like Pacman Jones, when the same fans have, ijn the past, fallen head-over-heels in love with (a) a guy who assaulted his wife (Kyries Hebert), (b) a guy who stole a car (Juran Bolden) and (c) a guy who robbed his own teammates (Kelly Rush)? Well, in fairness, stealing cars kind of makes you an honourary Winnipegger.

2. Why does the mainstream media in the Twin Cities essentially chase Tarvaris Jackson out of his job as the quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings and then when the same media gets a veteran like Brett Favre to come to town, wonders why Tarvaris Jackson ever lost his job in the first place? Come on dudes, one or the other.

3. Why does the goofy Yankee media (which means all the baseball writers in America) continue to tout Mark Teixeira as the American League MVP when Teixeira is hitting just .279 with 32 homers and 101 RBI while their own Derek Jeter, hitting out of the leadoff spot, is batting .330 with 17 homers, 61 RBI with 95 runs scored? Sorry, but  Detroit’s Miguel Cabrera has better MVP numbers (.339/28 homers/84 RBI/.567 slugging percentage with a lot less help in the lineup) than Teixeira.

4. How can a bankruptcy judge accept an offer of $140 million for a bankrupt hockey team when another offer of $212.5 million is on the table? I thought a bankruptcy judge was supposed to be on the creditors’ side.

5. Then again, how does Gary Bettman keep his job as commissioner of the NHL when he runs around bad-mouthing current owners and prospective owners, who all pay their bills, while singing the praises of owners and former owners who stole money and went to jail? Is this the Bernie Madoff League?

6. Why do people still want to believe that professional athletes are role models?

7. Why is it that Butch Goring, John Ferguson, Lorne Chabot, Billy Reay and Murray Murdoch are NOT in the Hockey Hall of Fame, but Clark Gillies, Steve Shutt, Cam Neely, Bernie Federko and Jim Gregory  are? That’s a freakin’ joke.

8. Why do referees and umpires still believe that instant replay is the enemy when, in fact, it’s the best friend they have?

9. Why does the mainstream media keep saying that steroid and HgH users are “cheaters” and are “taking shortcuts” when, as anyone who has ever been in a gym knows, the second you decide that performance enhancers are for you, you have to be prepared to work three times harder than you were working before? Those drugs create more work, they don’t make anything easier.

And finally…

10. Why do the NHL owners STILL believe that Phoenix is a good idea?

Pacman Isn’t Coming. But Don’t Lie About It.

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers sent out a terse announcement late Wednesday night. It read: “The Winnipeg Blue Bombers will no longer pursue Adam Jones.”

So despite the fact that Jones had agreed to a one-year contract with the Bombers, the Bombers had decided “not to pursue” him any longer. They weren’t pursuing him. He’d been pursued and he agreed to a contract. And they were no longer pursuing him. Got all that?

The Bombers stopped pursuing Jones because they couldn’t get him into the country. Pacman’s still facing a couple of serious legal charges relating to a toxic combination of strippers, guns, money and booze, and while it’s likely that the Bombers would eventually get Jones into Canada, it wasn’t worth the effort — and about a month of bad press — to try and get it done.

So Pacman isn’t coming even though Pacman was talking about buying a condo in Winnipeg and playing on Sunday in Regina.

“This has nothing to do with his ability to get across the border,” said head coach Mike Kelly. “It was instigated by me and then after having further discussions with Lyle (Blue Bombers president Bauer), I just didn’t feel it was in the best interest of our football club to include Adam Jones.”

Really?

Sorry, that’s just not believable. Unless, of course, John Murphy is just some kind of rogue scout who doesn’t really work for the Bombers.

Pacman’s Coming. Probably Later Than Sooner.

Week 10 in the CFL begins Friday night with Montreal at B.C.

The Bombers play again Sunday at 3 p.m. on TSN in the Labour Day Classic at Regina against the Saskatchewan Roughriders. The Riders are 7 1/2-point favourites.

That’s all we know — exactly — about the Bombers involvement in the Labour Day Weekend. We know a lot of other things, but none of them, for certain.

This week, the blockbuster news came down that Adam (Pacman) Jones had signed a one-year contract with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.

Jones, who has had a number of run-ins with the legal community in the United States, is still a great football player who simply can’t separate his football life from a private life that appears to be poisoned by booze and a love for strippers and guns. That’s a pretty toxic combination and it’s resulted in an inability to be hired by the nice, upstanding folks who run the National Football League.

So we first hear that Pacman’s coming, then Blue Bombers’ CEO Lyle Bauer tells Tom, Joe and I on 92-CITI-FM this morning that the team’s player personnel director, John Murphy, who spilled the beans to Sports Illustrated, might have spoken too soon. Bauer wouldn’t deny that he’d like to have Jones join the local football side, he just wasn’t sure that a signed contract — plus all the paperwork required to get Pacman and his legal baggage across the border — has been formally notarized.

Meanwhile, everybody from community activists to politicians gave us their opinion on the potential arrival of the bad boy cornerback, and of course most of them were either morons or just historical revisionists who forgot about Kyries Hebert (domestic trouble), Onterrio Smith (the user of the original Whizz-in-ator), Juran Bolden (stole a car) and Mike Sellers (smoked the hippie lettuce), all less than golden citizens when they came to came to Winnipeg — and all but Smith — turned out to be decent guys and rebuilt their NFL careers.

Of course, even the silly Winnipeg Free Press asked the following question of the day: “Is Pacman Jones worthy of the Blue and Gold?” Worthy? Guess the ol’ Freeps’ editors just forgot about the team’s history with players who have notorious backgrounds.

Assuming that Jones will be allowed into the country, he would be a welcome addition to a team that desperately needs a punt and kick returner and can always use another corner.

Meanwhile, there was also talk on Tuesday night that wide receiver Charles Rogers, the Detroit Lions’ castoff  could be headed to Winnipeg. At least, last night at the Hearts of Blue and Gold Dinner for Variety, the Bomber players were intrigued with that rumour.

Regardless, Pacman’s agent says his client will be in Winnipeg soon.

He’d look good in the lineup on Sunday. With or without all the baggage.