Monthly Archives: January 2010

The Corporate Media’s Crazy Talk just goes on and on and on…

It’s as if the big corporate media is so desperate to create news, that it will grasp at anything to put ink on dead trees. This week, they continued to report that Tiger Woods and his wife were hanging out at some sex addiction clinic in Hattiesburg Miss., when in fact, the Hattiesburg American that “all the paparazzi have gone home.” If the paparazzi isn’t going to wait around, then it’s unlikely anybody is there.

And yet, the story of Tiger and Elin at the sex addiction clinic was top of the page at the Vancouver Sun. Huh? The paparazzi doesn’t even believe the story anymore, but the corporate media, desperate for people to read it, desperate for anything, plays it like it’s legit.

Even CBS Sunday Morning, generally a solid news program, was so desperate to run a piece on sex addiction — a piece that was tied to Tiger’s alleged problem — that it kept saying Woods was at the clinic and wouldn’t even hedge its bets. Even though, the story was dead by Sunday.

Well, it was dead until, somebody started the rumour that Elin was at Brett Favre’s house in Hattiesburg. Huh? WTF.

Of course, when it comes to big corporate media, Tiger wasn’t the only crazy talk this week…

In fact, this is how screwed up the corporate media is in this country. Last Saturday, a “protest” that drew, maybe, 300 people gets main-story treatment on the website of the Winnipeg Free Press (it couldn’t get front page treatment because there is no Sunday paper anymore).

That was a story? Twice the number of people that attended the protest, attend home games of the Providence College Freemen basketball team and the Free Press has told MCAC commissioner Bill Wedlake that it has “… absolutely no interest in your league.” No wonder daily newspapers are dying. They cater only to the people whose Kool-Aid they drink.

It’s weird, wonderful media world.

Will Favre Stay or Will He Go?

The talk in Minnesota has just begun. Will 40-year-old Brett Favre return to the Minnesota Vikings in 2010 for a 20th NFL season or will he call it a career?

Before Sunday’s game with the New Orleans Saints, Favre told broadcaster Pam Oliver that he’d “probably decided” what  he was going to do next season, but wouldn’t say anything publicly.

Yesterday, the Vikings came together at their Eden Prairie, Minn., practice facility and had a final team meeting with head coach Brad Childress and the rest of the staff.

Favre didn’t attend the meeting on Monday. His teammates told him on Sunday to go home to Hattiesburg, Miss., and take all the time he needs to decide what he’ll do about his future.

The media outside Minnesota believes he’ll likely retire, but those close to the Vikings feel he just might return. He said after Sunday’s 31-28 overtime loss to New Orleans that he wanted to go out on top. Considering his final pass was an interception, he certainly didn’t go out on top. As well, he has a second year on a $25 million two-year contract with the Vikings that’s worth $13 million.

If Favre decides to retire, the Vikings do have options at quarterback. They already have contracts with Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels although neither of those quarterbacks seemed like a good idea this year. They could go after Michael Vick or Donovan McNabb, depending on what Philadelphia coach Andy Reid decides to do next season, or perhaps they could coax a trade for Seattle’s Matt Hasselbeck (new head coach Pete Carroll has not decided what he wants to do at the quarterback position). The Vikings could also use the 30th pick in the NFL draft and hope Tim Tebow or even Colt McCoy is available, although all signs suggest the Vikings are going to try to draft a big defensive lineman with their first pick.

Whatever Favre decides to do, the Vikings brass would like him to make the decision BEFORE the NFL draft.

Another Winnipeg Sports Landmark Will Soon Be Gone.

The old stadium, and I use the term “stadium” with reservation, was named after a Russian immigrant and played host to everything from international softball competitions, to the great Eddie Feigner and, for many years, to the highly-regarded Winnipeg Colonels fastball team.

Charlie Krupp was 9-years-old when he and his family arrived in Canada from Russia in 1915. He had a solid career as a softball player in Winnipeg, but for the most part, he was an organizer. He put together leagues for adults and kids and it got him inducted into the Manitoba Sports Hall of Fame.

This week, word came down that Charlie Krupp Stadium will exist no more.

Wayne Perfumo from Manitoba Lotteries, the man I worked closely with on the concept and construction of the Upper Deck Sports Bar, had worked diligently to have the bar (read: the MLC) take over operation of Charlie Krupp Stadium for the benefit of the Winnipeg Men’s Fastball League.

But Winnipeg Fastball League president Nathan Wiens called this morning to inform me that Perfumo had met with the City of Winnipeg and the city has decided to accept a proposal from the Winnipeg Nomads to take over the entire area just east, across McPhillips Street, from the casino. It will be a football complex now and while that’s not a bad thing by ay means, but it does mean another piece of Winnipeg’s sports history will soon be gone.

“I don’t think the city wanted it there anymore and they haven’t wanted it there for a long time,” Wiens said. “It’s very disappointing for us and for fastball and for history, I guess, but it’s pretty obvious the city didn’t want the ball field anymore.”

Charlie Krupp Stadium hasn’t really been Charlie Krupp “Stadium” for more than a decade, but it was still on its original site and the fastball league believed it was the best facility of its kind in the city.

Still, times change and we tend to lose a bit of history every day. The fact that a bunch of kids will play football on that field certainly takes the sting out of it, but for those of us who were around, there was a time when Charlie Krupp Stadium was a vibrant and wonderful place.

It will be sad to see it go.

Updates, updates, updates.

Earlier this week, we looked at the big story in the Excited States. Let’s enjoy the ride along with our drivers, the mainstream media…

TIGER’S IN SEX REHAB. OH, REALLY? (Jan. 19)

The mainstream media is at it again. The morons of the microphone, the kooks of the keyboards and the crazies with the cameras now want us to believe that Tiger Woods is in a sex-rehab clinic in Mississippi.

Where does this stuff come from? Oh, the New York Daily News. Why, of course, a daily newspaper.

Anyone who believes ANY of the Tiger Woods reports these days probably believes that, indeed, Dwayne Johnson is the Tooth Fairy.

In fact, anyone who believes a word coming out of the mainstream media has a brain the size of a peanut. Whatever happened to editors? Is the business in so much trouble that this kind of crap has to be passed off as a legitimate news story?

Sometimes it’s hard not to think that the sooner the daily newspaper industry just collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and hubris, the smarter we’ll all be.

UPDATE (Jan. 20): Wonder if they got it right this time?

This alleged Mississippi clinic is, allegedly, the THIRD sex rehab centre that Woods has allegedly checked into. Allegedly.

The interwebs now say there are alleged pictures of Tiger, allegedly at Pine Grove Behavioral Centre in Hattiesburg, Miss. Allegedly, he’s now even allowed to masturbate. Allegedly.

Wow! After guaranteeing that Woods was in a rehab centre in Arizona and then one in South Africa, the media might have finally got it right. Congrats. Keep throwing cowpatties at the wall, one might stick.

Allegedly.

UPDATE (Jan. 22): Wrong again.

Turns out the alleged pictures of an alleged Tiger Woods at an alleged Sex Rehab Drive-In in Hattiesburg, Miss., turned out to be nothing more than photos of an employee on a coffee break.

Another cow patty failed to stick. Wonder what’s next?

Gawd, if you want your news late or you want it wrong, buy a newspaper.

Joe Mack Named Bombers GM. News Conference on Friday.

Joe Mack, who was with the Bombers from 1984-87, will be officially unveiled as the team’s general manager and director of football operations at a 10 a.m. news conference on Friday.

The story was broken early Thursday afternoon on Winnipeg’s 92-CITI-FM.

Mack has not held a CFL position since he left the Bombers in 1987, but he has worked with three NFL franchises — Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns and Washington Redskins. He won a Grey Cup ring with the Bombers in 1984 and helped build the team that won in 1988 and he won a Super Bowl ring with Washington in 1992.

Mack is a tremendous football man and an outstanding guy. This is a great first step for the rebuilding Bombers.

Taman Will Soon Be Named Riders GM

Roger Currie, who hosts the Saskatchewan Roughriders pre-game show on CKRM in Regina told us today that Brendan Taman will soon be named general manager of the Riders.

Currie, and a second source in Regina, told www.rivercitysportsblog.com that Taman will be named GM before the end of the week. Taman, the former GM of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, joined the Riders midway through the 2009 season after leaving the Bombers “in order to take some time off.”

Taman grew up in Saskatchewan and started as a ball boy with the Riders. He also worked for Ottawa and B.C., but really came into his own as a bird dog and GM under Dave Ritchie in Winnipeg.

It’s the Conference Finals. Should be a Dandy Sunday.

It’s the National Football League’s Conference finals and here’s how it all sets up: It will be the Indianapolis Colts and New York Jets in the AFC championship game at 2 o’clock (CST) this coming Sunday and the Minnesota Vikings against the New Orleans Saints in the NFC final at 5:40 p.m. on Sunday.

We can’t wait.

Let’s take a closer look at this Sunday’s games:

5. New York Jets 11-7 at 1. Indianapolis Colts 15-2 (-7.5)

Tons of pressure on the Colts here, especially after they pulled the plug in Week 16 and allowed the Jets to get into the playoffs. If Indy loses this game, they’ll be ridiculed. The Colts just shut down Baltimore’s running game, so the same will happen here, right? Dr. Sports isn’t so sure about that. Unlike the Ravens, the Jets are more of a power-rushing team; they slam it down the opposition’s throat, as opposed to Baltimore, whose star runner relies on speed and elusiveness.

Dr. Sports: Colts to win, but not cover.

The Coach: Colts to win and cover.

2. Minnesota Vikings 13-4 at 1. New Orleans Saints 14-3 (-3.5)

Both the Saints and Vikings were able to win convincingly this past weekend because of the crowd noise. When a team is good and the fans are loud, the dome provides such a huge advantage. Kurt Warner and Tony Romo were completely flustered, combining for seven sacks and four fumbles. We just can’t bet against Father Time. This season is his.

Dr. Sports: Vikings to win.

The Coach: Vikings to win.

The Doc is 168-96 this season and 140-124 against the spread. The Coach is 165-99 straight up and 141-123 against the spread.

Please Don’t Ever Complain About Government Spending Until We Get Rid of the CBC.

I love it when the folks at the Canadian Taxpayers Federation start complaining about a city councillor’s $45.00 lunch tab at a downtown restaurant. The CTF complains a lot about nickel-dime government spending, but there is never a peep from these folks about the $1 billion per year — that’s $1 BILLION per-freakin’-year — our federal government spends on the CBC.

It’s an amount of money that is appalling, at least when one stops to consider the nonsense that is far too often spewed by the wealthy, taxpayer-paid commentators at the CBC.

I bring this up because of the dreadful piece of garbage that Ron McLean handed us last Saturday night when he eviscerated former Manitoba Moose forward Alexandre Burrows, simply because Burrows, now with the Vancouver Canucks, had the audacity to criticize an official.

McLean, an official himself, used his pulpit at the CBC to embarrass and ridicule Burrows who was simply putting into a very clear perspective what referee Stephane Auger did last week.

Auger made two calls in the Vancouver – Nashville game last Monday that looked — at least to any bookie who cares about the NHL, and granted, there aren’t very many of them — as if the fix was in. The calls were horrendous, an embarrassment to the NHL, and they ultimately cost Vancouver a hockey game.

After the debacle, Burrows claimed that in a pre-game “conversation” that was on video all over the world, Auger said he would “get” Burrows for an incident that had taken place back on Dec. 8. Auger is alleged to have accused Burrows of taking a dive in a game against Nashville and according to Burrows — who has no reason (nor any history) to lie — Auger was going to exact his revenge.

He did. Obviously. Clearly. On viral video. And yet, the NHL fined Burrows $2,500 for criticizing an official and let Auger — the same guy who slandered the very Christian Shane Doan for a comment that Auger wanted to make more sinister than it was — off the hook. Not a surprising decision, of course, when one considers that the NHL must support its officials or have another work-stoppage on its hands.

Sadly, by the time this entire incident reached the CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada bully pulpit, it was all Burrows’ fault and Auger was as clean as the driven snow. McLean attacked Burrows and gave Auger a free-ride in one of the worst examples of one-sided television “journalism,” in Canadian sports history.

The Burrows family is, naturally, angry. Frankly, they should sue. It was slander and McLean needs to apologize. If he doesn’t, then it’s clear that the CBC does not represent Canadians. It simply represents the musings of its high-priced help and as a taxpayer, I’m sick to my stomach that my hard-earned cash has to help pay for it.

Too bad the CTF hasn’t got the collective cojones to take on the worst example of taxpayer-supported corporate welfare in our country. The CBC is an embarrassment to Canadians who believe in honesty, balance and fair play.

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TIGER’S IN SEX REHAB. OH, REALLY?

The mainstream media is at it again. The morons of the microphone, the kooks of the keyboards and the crazies with the cameras now want us to believe that Tiger Woods is in a sex-rehab clinic in Mississippi.

Where does this stuff come from? Oh, the New York Daily News. Why, of course, a daily newspaper.

Anyone who believes ANY of the Tiger Woods reports these days probably believes that, indeed, Dwayne Johnson is the Tooth Fairy.

In fact, anyone who believes a word coming out of the mainstream media has a brain the size of a peanut. Whatever happened to editors? Is the business in so much trouble that this kind of crap has to be passed off as a legitimate news story?

Sometimes it’s hard not to think that the sooner the daily newspaper industry just collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and hubris, the smarter we’ll all be.

UPDATE (Jan. 20): Wonder if they got it right this time?

This alleged Mississippi clinic is, allegedly, the THIRD sex rehab centre that Woods has allegedly checked into. Allegedly.

The interwebs now say there are alleged pictures of Tiger, allegedly at Pine Grove Behavioral Centre in Hattiesburg, Miss. Allegedly, he’s now even allowed to masturbate. Allegedly.

Wow! After guaranteeing that Woods was in a rehab centre in Arizona and then one in South Africa, the media might have finally got it right. Congrats. Keep throwing cowpatties at the wall, one might stick.

UPDATE (Jan. 22): Wrong again.

Turns out the alleged pictures of an alleged Tiger Woods at an alleged Sex Rehab Drive-In in Hattiesburg, Miss., turned out to be nothing more than photos of an employee on a coffee break.

Another cow patty failed to stick. Wonder what’s next?

Gawd, if you want it late or you want it wrong, buy a newspaper.

Allegedly.

Drolet Confirms Morvan’s Post. Likely to Fight Delorme at CFC 4

Roland Delorme, the Metis MMA star who was terrific at CFC 3, has agreed to fight Remi Morvan at CFC 4 on Feb. 26.

At least, he’s going to fight Morvan if you believe Morvan’s website.

Morvan has posted that he will get the re-match he’s been after ever since Delorme whipped him at WRECK MMA last December. Late last week, Marc-Andre Drolet, matchmaker for CFC 4, confirmed that Morvan’s post “had merit.” Drolet is not allowed to begin advertising the event yet because of Manitoba Boxing Association regulations.

In their first fight, Delorme upset Morvan right in his hometown of Ottawa, Ont., with what appeared to be a rather dominant arm bar submission late in the first round.

Morvan, wrote the following on his website: “I didn’t fight to my full potential (the first time he met Delorme) and I am a much better fighter than what I displayed that night. That is the reason for me wanting this rematch right away. I want to go out there and fight hard and leave it all on the line win or lose.”

It should be a great fight.

Of course, after an outstanding show in November with Delorme and three other aboriginal champions — Chris Stranger, Eric Perez and Jim Christison – fighting so well, promoter Giuseppe DeNatale’s next card will be held on Feb. 26, at the Winnipeg Convention Centre.

Here is a tentative lineup, courtesy of some of the fighters:

Dan Christison vs Mike Wessel

Lindsey Hawkes vs John Makdessi

Remi Morvan vs Roland Delorme

TBA vs Chris Stranger

Adam Graybill vs Lance Cartwright*

Meanwhile, DeNatale is close to signing a contract with The Score to have the card televised after the network’s weekly MMA show and a brand new circular “cage” is on order from the manufacturer.

“I’ve been using a ring but clearly, MMA should be in a cage,” DeNatale said. “We can’t have an octagon because it’s been trademarked by UFC, but we can have a circle and it’s going to be a terrific cage.

“The contract with The Score is not quite done, but we’re down to dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s. With Marc-Andre (Drolet) making the matches, this could be the greatest MMA show in Canadian history.”

Vikes Coach Brad Childress Dead Right in His Assessment of Sunday’s Blowout.

Here is what our local football guru wrote in a Winnipeg newspaper this week:

“The Vikes have a lot of people thinking their Week 17 walloping of the Giants was a playoff primer. Not us. Their defence is suspect and their offensive line could prove porous to a big D like the one in Dallas.”

He went on to say: “The Vikings have lost three of their last five games and while many believe their season-ending thumping of the Giants was a show of strength, we believe it was smoke and mirrors. The Cowboys match up very well against the Vikings with a huge offensive line that can slow down the pass rush and move the ball on the ground. Look for the Dallas defence to push the Vikes around at the line of scrimmage.”

I wouldn’t bring it up if it had been a close football game, but like Vikings coach Brad Childress suggested on Sunday afternoon, it was so off-base it was hard to ignore. Now, to be fair, that’s just what was written in Winnipeg about Sunday afternoon’s game between the Vikings and the Dallas Cowboys. It wasn’t a whole lot different anywhere else. In fact, Childress heard the talk in the Twin Cities all week and it pissed him off.

So yesterday, after the Vikings drilled the Cowboys 34-3 here at Mall of America Field, Childress took a little time to go off on all those who thought Dallas was the be-all and end-all of professional football teams.

“I heard all the nonsense and all the hype about the Dallas Cowboys coming to town, the hottest team in the playoffs,” Childress said. “I asked my players this week to just choke it back and shut up. And we’ll play the game when they get here on Sunday.

“The game is always won on the football field so I’m tickled to death for our guys. I knew they’d play their tails off and dispel the myth about whoever was coming to town.

“All I heard all week was that the Tasmainian Devils from Dallas were coming in to bombard the state of Minnesota and were about to run through us like Sherman through the south. That was the aura that was left after last week’s games. Our guys had enough of it by Tuesday. They did a great job by shuttimng up because sometimes it’s hard to listen to that stuff.

“So that was a team victory. We were a good football team all season and a good football team today.”

You can check the numbers at www.nfl.com. Needless to say, the Vikings were much the superior team.

But while so many of the so-called experts were calling for Dallas to win easily on Sunday, it took former Vikings coach, Mike Tice, to assess the situation best.

On Friday, Tice was interviewed by Dan Barreiro on 1130-The FAN in Minneapolis. Tice said: “Under duress, Romo will revert, get sloppy and then go fetal.”

That’s exactly what he did. That’s why the Vikings had six sacks, why Romo fumbled three times, threw an interception and got his ass kicked. So much for “Their (Minnesota’s) defence is suspect and their offensive line could prove porous to a big D like the one in Dallas.”

Brett Favre was brilliant, Sidney Rice was unstoppable and the Vikings defence was a monster. 34-3. This one wasn’t even close.

But now comes the real test. Can the Vikings win on the road, in New Orleans?

Sure, But will they? Guess all the experts will know in seven days.