Every morning at Streetz 104.7 in Winnipeg, Big Will, Miss Melissa and I discuss the most important news stories from around the World of Sports (that sounds so media-like, “The World of Sports.”).
We have discussed, for example, the fact Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki are an item, the drug issues of Lance Armstrong, the NBA and NFL lockouts, the fact nobody can score in the CFL anymore (except Montreal) and that the quarterbacks are generally horrible (except for that 38-year-old guy who had cancer last fall), the on-air retirement (the guy with big balls quit right on the air) of the play-by-play announcer of the Lake County Fielders, the fact the Winnipeg Jets are the very best AHL team in the NHL and that they should get a really high draft pick next spring and Melissa’s lust for professional baseball players (it’s a healthy lust).
This week, however, we had a number of very lively discussions. After talking about Marc Tyler, the running back with the USC Trojans who made a very bad decision and decided to make drunken remarks to a hand-held camera while drinking with his pals in L.A. — a decision that got him on TMZ and then suspended from the team for the season opener and maybe longer — we learned of the public drunken screw-up perpetatred on himself by national ski team member Manuel Osborne-Paradis.
Seems Manny, while still recovering from a broken leg suffered on the World Cup circuit in January, was shit-faced at the Calgary Stampede and decided that it was a good idea to bounce around the bed of a pickup truck, fall off, get hooked to the trailer hitch and be dragged “some distance,” according to the police report. Evidently, he suffered road rash so severe that he underwent “multiple operations,” to repair the damage.
But get this: the Calgary gendarmes charged him with a traffic summons for “riding or being towed outside a vehicle.”
We don’t like to laugh at other people’s misfortune, but 27-year-old athletes should be able to handle their liquor better than that.
Good thing he can ski, because neither drinking nor thinking appears to be among his stronger traits.
Then we talked about Reggie Bush. More specifically, Reggie Bush’s ex-girlfriend and new girlfriend.
Of course we all know the New Orleans Saints RB and kick returner was once the fiance of Kim Kardashian. Seems Kardashian is pissed because a young Canadian model named Melissa Molinaro is now featured in Old Navy ads. Kardashian, who because of her stunning ability as a thespian in an internet sex video, has sued Old Navy for $20 million claiming that Molinaro looks to much like her. Huh?
Called “a reality show starlet and model” by the mainstream media (sure, why not?) Kardashian sued Old Navy and its parent company, The Gap Inc., in a Los Angeles federal court alleging “the advertisements violated Miss Kardashian’s publicity rights with a woman who looks like her.”
Well, that’s certainly true and yes, the ads have been viewed more than two million times at Old Navy’s YouTube channel so people certainly do like looking at Miss Molinaro — even when she’s not engaged in some sort of, you know, internet-style chuck-and-grind.
Molinaro’s response on Twitter to the lawsuit was freakin’ priceless: ”We’re still talking about this?” she posted, adding that the ad started running five months ago. “Some people have too much time on (their) hands.”
Kardashian’s lawsuit claims, “Miss Kardashian has invested substantial time, energy, finances and entrepreneurial effort in developing her considerable professional and commercial achievements and success, as well as in developing her popularity, fame, and prominence in the public eye,” the lawsuit states.”
Achievements?
Here’s what’s really pissing her off: Melissa Molinaro is Reggie Bush’s new squeeze. As my colleague Big Will suggested: “He really likes curvy brunettes, doesn’t he?”
Don’t we all, young Will? Don’t we all?
Finally, we talked a lot this week about the never-ending bull-pucky that Winnipeggers were subjected to over Bomber quarterback Buck Pierce.
Day in and day out, all we got was, “Buck might not play this week. It might be Alex Brink.” Bull-pucky. There was never any doubt Buck was going to play this week. There was a better chance you or I could start at quarterback than Alex Brink.
By the way, just to be clear, Buck Pierce IS starting at quarterback when the Bombers face Toronto at Rogers Centre at 3 p.m. CDT on Saturday. The bull-pucky has stopped. At least for the rest of this week.
For more fun, tune into Streetz 104.7 every morning at 7:15, 7:45, 8:15 and 8:45. It’s the place where sport is only taken seriously when the co-hosts got eight hours sleep the night before — and I can guarantee that’s not going to happen.


