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The IOC is an Evil Empire. Or Just a Collection of Twits?

I’ve covered nine Olympic Games and from the first time I showed up in Los Angeles in 1984, I’ve had this feeling that the International Olympic Committee is an Evil Empire. Just like the Star Wars’ Evil Empire. These days Jacques Rogge is Darth Vader. It used to be Juan Antonio Samaranch.

This weekend, it became significantly clear that the IOC is about as silly as any group of entitled European gentry could possibly be. To paraphrase Monty Python, “These prissy old clowns are our upper class twits of the year.”

Oh, where to start???….

1) NBC reported on Saturday night that five Russian skiers who tested positive for banned substances prior to the Games would not be disciplined until after the Games (if they are ever disciplined at all).

Former WADA chief, Dick Pound is probably vomiting all over the new suit he wore at that panel discussion in Vancouver last week, the one where he called athletes who use banned substances, “sociopathic cheats.” Guess his former colleagues don’t agree.

Like everything else at the IOC, there are rules for some athletes and different rules or others. And, evidently for a small group of Russian skiers, doping is not an issue.

2) The IOC’s final report on the fatal accident that killed Georgian luger Nodar Komaritashvili claimed that there was nothing wrong with the course and that Komaritashvili died as a result of “athlete error.”

Which would be fine, one supposes, if the IOC and the World Luge Federation didn’t immediately change the course, a course on which the world’s best, Armin Zoeggeler, crashed during training.

OK, so let’s get this straight, the IOC and the tall foreheads of World Luge, have blamed the athlete for his own death and yet they immediately moved the men’s start line to the women’s start line, moved the women’s start line to the juniors’ start line, changed the levels and angles at the bottom of the course, built a giant wall where Komaritashvili left the course and slowed down the competitors from the mid-140-kilometres per hour to the mid 120-kilometres per hour.

Sorry, that’s hypocrisy at best or one big, fat, ugly lie at worst.

3) Olympic women’s hockey is a joke.

That’s not to say that women’s hockey is a joke. On the contrary, women’s hockey, as it’s played in Canada and the United States, is a wonderful game dominated more by speed and skill than by size and brute force.

However, after Canada blasted Slovakia 18-0 in Vancouver on Saturday night, it quickly became clear that as an Olympic competition women’s hockey is nothing more than a dual-meet between Canada and the U.S.

Since Olympic women’s hockey entered the Games in 1998, the gulf between the dominance of Canada and the United States and the rest of the world has become wider. While Canadian and U.S. women’s hockey gets better, the rest of the world gets considerably worse.

Of course, the idiots who run the IOC, decided to drop women’s softball from the Olympics because, well, it was very popular and too many countries were good at it? Those same IOC bozos decided that women’s ski jump was, ahh, what? Too dangerous?

There is almost nothing the IOC does that makes any sense. Having a women’s hockey competition and yet not allowing women’s ski jump or softball is a classic example of the buffoonery that runs rampant with the upper class twits of the IOC.

Let’s Hope the Hype Doesn’t Bite Our Athletes in the Bottom

As I sat watching the Opening Ceremony at the 21st Olympic Winter Games, all I could think about was this: I sure the media hype doesn’t come back to bite these kids in the ass.

The “Austin Powers” Opening Ceremony was nice (White Go-Go Boots? Interesting choice) last night and Canada’s “I Believe” corps was out in full force. And that’s all good. We want to believe in our athletes.

I just hope that all this pre-Olympic hype doesn’t come back to bite these athletes in the behinds if it turns out that they don’t dominate the podium like we’ve all been promised.

Canada should do well, but there are no guarantees. Let’s cheer for our athletes, but let’s not condemn them for the national media’s insane pre-Olympic hyperbole if things don’t turn out to our liking.

If we don’t win the Games or don’t win all the medals the national media has promised, let’s not be taking it out on the athletes. Make sure we take it out on the people who created the hype machine, not the kids getting all sweaty in our honor.

I will make this vow. Here www.rivercitysportsblog.com and every day on 92-CITI-FM, I will not EVER criticize a Canadian athlete or coach. We all know the athletes will do the best they can and yet m aybe, just maybe, their best isn’t as good as the “I Believe” hype machine guaranteed it would be.

In the meantime, I’ll cheer for the maple leaf and not be too depressed if the Canadian kids don’t win every single medal.

Calvillo Might Never be Able To Return Home.

Montreal Alouettes quarterback Anthony Calvillo, the best quarterback in the Canadian Football League today, entered the debate over U.S. health care reform on Tuesday, simply by recalling his faith during his wife’s valiant effort to beat non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.

Two years, ago, on Oct. 22, 2007, doctors found a tumour between the lungs of Calvillo’s wife Alexia Kontolemos. Now, almost two years later, Alexia is free of the cancer and her future is bright. Calvillo credited Montreal’s doctors and his family’s deep, abiding faith in God for what now appears to be a full recovery.

However, after living eight years in Montreal and after winning the war against cancer, the Calvillo family might not be able to move back to the United States, simply because they have little hope of ever getting health insurance for Alexia.

During an interview for ChristianWeek magazine, Calvillo was asked about his desire to move back to his hometown, Los Angeles, Cal. Calvillo said it was something he’d thought about “after football,” but then said he worried about health care.

“That’s a big concern of ours,” he said. “We’ll do our homework on this, but unless there are changes (Obama’s health care reform), it’s now apparent to us that Alexia would obviously have a pre-existing condition and would never get health insurance in the United States.

“It was amazing here in Montreal. During my wife’s battle with cancer, the doctors in Montreal were wonderful. Our entire family was treated amazingly well, but the care for Alexia was truly outstanding.

“You know, we pay a lot of taxes in Canada. In Quebec, it’s nearly 50 per cent and I know most of it goes to universal health care. But during the entire ordeal, during a period of time when the doctors and hospitals in Montreal did everything they could for us, I didn’t get one bill. For our family, health care in Canada was vital. I’m not sure we’d ever get that in the United States.”

Three things rattling around in my cranium…

Yet again, after a hard day at the radio/internet/selling/consulting/newspaper grind, here are three things banging inside my gray matter…

 

(1) In the end, the Minnesota Vikings just didn’t have enough offence on Sunday. Defensively, the Vikings were not embarrassed in that 26-14 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, but on offence, quarterback Tarvaris Jackson just couldn’t get it done. 

 

However, in fairness, his receivers didn’t do much to get open, and that’s probably because Jackson had virtually no time to throw. On Sunday, the Vikings mediocre offensive line didn’t even reach mediocrity. Jackson went 15-for-35 For 164 yards, no touchdowns and an interception. On Monday and Tuesday, all the pundits in the Twin Cities were calling for his head.

 

And that’s fine, but if the Vikings don’t fix the right side of the offensive line and don’t find a better left tackle than Bryant (Where’d he go?) McKinnie, it won’t matter if the Vikings make a trade to get Peyton Frickin’ Manning next season. Before poor Jackson got set on Sunday, his pocket had already collapsed. That offensive line was embarrassing.

 

Still, overall, it was a good season for the Vikes. Brad Childress isn’t much of a coach and while his offensive line is terrible and his defensive secondary is thin, it’s apparent you can build an offence around Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor. There might be a future yet.

 

(2) Happy to see Canada beat Sweden 5-1 in the gold medal final at the 2009 IIHF World Junior Men’s Hockey Championship. Somewhat disturbed to see the Swedes live up to every Don Cherry stereotype.

 

I really thought, after Thomas Steen, Nick Lidstrom, Johan Franzen, Tomas Holmstrom, Mats Sundin and Peter Forsberg, that whole “Chicken Swede” thing had gone the way of the dinosaurs. After Monday night’s Canada-Sweden junior final, however, Cherry’s jingoistic rants about “Euro-hockey” might have been true.

 

If your goalie dives whenever someone comes within three strides of his crease and when your players spend every stoppage of play checking for blood, you’ve regressed back to the days when Swedish hockey players were so frightened of Canadians they almost always seemed on the verge of filing assault charges.

 

Sadly, the real gold medal final at the World Junior was Saturday night’s Canada-Russia semi. That was a great game featuring the two best teams in the tournament.

 

(3) Why is it, whenever I turn on a hockey game on Canadian television, I get Mike Milbury? Milbury is a Yank who singlehandedly destroyed the New York Islanders franchise, now he’s telling Canadians how the game should be played. Thank gawd for the mute button.

 

To make matters worse this week, former Detroit Lions president and franchise destroyer Matt Millen is now a TV football analyst and on Monday, he told the New York Times that he liked his new job. He also told the Times, he didn’t regret one thing about his eight seasons ruining the Detroit Lions and if he had to do it over again, he’d do it exactly the same way. That’s a moronic statement.

 

Sadly, that’s what passes for a TV football analyst these days.

 

Again, thank gawd for the mute button. 

Outdoorsman Canada needs to be at his best this Thursday.

Without any hesitation, Tom Canada will call himself an outdoorsman.

 

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers’ defensive end is a surfer, whitewater rafter and committed hiker. In fact, when Bombers general manager, Brendan Taman, went looking for Canada, trying to offer him a new contract this past February, his best pass rusher was in Honduras working as a guide and rafting instructor for an American company called Omega Tours.

 

And while Canada loved his job, Honduras itself was a bit of an eye-opener.

 

“It was the guns,” said the 28-year-old Cal-Berkeley grad. “It was just a little too wild west for me. Everybody in Honduras carried a concealed weapon. I know, I’m an American and there lots of guns in the United States, but this, well, this was just out there.”

 

Canada is about as tough as they come. At 6-foot-2, 260 pounds, he’s not only quick and athletic, but he’s also mean. He loves the chase, as in chasing down quarterbacks, and making them pay for taking too long to release the football. With 12 sacks in 2007, he was No. 1 in Winnipeg and No. 3 in the CFL. He’s now third all-time on the Bombers sack list behind only Tyrone Jones (98) and Tony Norman (69). 

 

And Thursday night, when 0-4 Winnipeg meets 3-1 Calgary at Canad Inns Stadium, the Bombers will need Canada more than they ever have before. With Barrin Simpson out of the lineup, possibly for the rest of the season, due to a painful pectoral muscle tear and with Kelly Malveaux, a defensive back, taking over for the banged-up Ike Charlton at outside linebacker, Canada’s ability to rush the quarterback will be acutely required as the Bombers front seven tries to overcome two devastating injuries. 

 

If anyone, it’s Canada, with its get-to-the-quarterback-at-all-costs approach, who will be called upon to help his team turn around the prospect of falling to 0-5.

 

And, of course, it’s this never-stop-chasing-the-quarterback attitude that Taman and head coach Doug Berry love. That’s why, even though Montreal offered the free-agent lineman more money to head east this season, Canada signed in Winnipeg because, “I love the fans and I think we can win a Cup or two with this team.”

 

Still, as tough as he is, he also understands the concept of the great equalizer. He found out this winter that while offensive linemen are big and scary, they’re no match for a 45-calibre pistol.

 

“It all kind of crystallized for me when we went to the airport to get on a flight to go to these outlying islands,” Canada said. “I’m kind of sitting there, waiting to board the plane and all around me there are these well-dressed Honduran guys, just normal, business-type guys – I didn’t see any law-enforcement badges or anything like that — and they were all in a line in front of a table with a couple of security guys at it.

 

“Every one of them reached behind his back and pulled a .45 out of his belt. The security guy would remove the clip, put it in a plastic bag and then put a name-tag on it. Then, the security guys would take the gun and put it into a paper bag and staple all around the gun and hand the paper bag back to its owner and he’d walk on the plane. I’d never seen anything like it.

 

“Then, when we reached the little airport at this island, the guys would all line up and get their clips back. The security guys would take their paper bags, open them, put the clips in and hand them back their guns. Man, it was the wildest thing I ever saw.”

 

Guns aside, he enjoyed Honduras, but he always kept an eye out for the guy who just might pull a piece.

 

“This one night, we went into the town near us, Lacieba, to go to a bar,” Canada said. “There was a nice little bed and breakfast beside our tour operation that was run by a lady from Saskatchewan. She was married to a Honduran and this night, he drove us into Lacieba. 

 

“Well, we got talking about all the guns in Honduras and he reached down and pulled a Glock out from under his seat and just fired it into the jungle. Could have hit anybody or anything. He didn’t care. He was just laughin’ and firing his weapon. 

 

“All that night I kept looking over my shoulder to see if someone had pulled a gun, but everybody in Honduras has one so there was no problem. Still, playing professional football is a lot less scary than going to a bar in Honduras.” 

It’s time to either fix or stop weather forecasting. It’s so bad, it’s beginning to hurt commerce.

My friend Kathy Kennedy, the newscaster, at 92-CITI-FM, received a nasty e-mail from a local golf course operator last week. The operator was righteously pissed off, but he didn’t know who to blame, so he blamed the woman he listens to every morning.

 

K.K. was taken aback, a little shaken by the vitriol, but she knew it wasn’t her fault. She receives weather reports from the federal government’s weather agency and reads them on the radio. That’s all. That’s why the federal government MUST do something about Environment Canada.

 

Either fix it or shut it down.

 

Weather forecasting has become so insanely bad that if you believe a word of what you hear in the media, you are (a) too gullible to live or (b) just as nuts as the weather forecasters who will actually tell you they’re right most of the time. And believe me, many of those clowns truly believe they’re doing the public a service. Truth is, they’re seriously hurting commerce in this country and they should be stopped.

 

Or they should actually make an effort to get it right.

 

This past week, we saw the commercial impact of tremendously bad weather forecasting. Our angry golf course operator complained that Enviro-Guess Canada’s prediction that it would rain all day on Wednesday and Thursday cost him more than $3,000 in lost revenue. People were told it would rain all day –  both days — decided not to play golf.

 

Of course, we know that on both days, the weather was absolutely perfect. I played at Steinbach Fly-In on Wednesday with Jimmy Toth from Shaw TV and Ken Wiebe from the Sun. It was a great day and the weather was absolutely sensational.

 

However, as we sat with the Fly-In’s greens’ superintendent, Rob Fast, afterward, he lamented the fact that play at the public golf course had been limited this spring, not so much because of the rain but because of the prediction of rain.

 

“It’s been really slow,” Fast said. “When you keep telling people it’s going to rain all day, they find other things to do.”

 

This spring, the attendance at Winnipeg Goldeyes baseball games has been down. Granted, there have been some cold nights this spring and while the tickets have been sold, folks are staying home. However, on far too many occasions, people listen and watch the weather reports and decide to avoid sitting outside at the ball game because they’re told, “there is an 80 per cent chance of rain.” And, far too often, there is no rain at all.

 

I’ll be the first to admit that weather forecasting is an inexact science, but it’s reached the point here in Manitoba that it’s so inexact it’s not even a good guess anymore. The people who foist this bullshit on us must be stopped.

 

I call the play-by-play of Goldeyes games on television and like most of the front-office staff I  spend hours gazing at Environment Canada’s internet radar screen. I have come to the conclusion that no one — not one person on the planet — can predict weather more than 45 minutes in advance. Anyone who suggests that long-term weather forecasts are accurate are either TV weather stars, who are paid far more than they’re worth, or people who are simply  delusional.

 

It’s time to stop it! Weather forecasting is so inaccurate, so often, that it is hurting commerce in Canada, especially in the Central part of the country. Ultimately, it is theft disguised as information.

 

Somebody call the cops.

 

Ongoing Perfection. Game 2: Detroit 3 Pittsburgh 0.

Hard to imagine the Detroit Red Wings could be better in Game 2 of the 2008 Stanley Cup final than they were in Game 1, but it seems that just when you think you have the Wings figured out, they shift into another gear.

 

Monday night at Joe Louis Arena, the Wings made the Pittsburgh Penguins look as silly as, ohh, penguins.

 

In fact, Pittsburgh was so out of this one that even though they managed to get more shots on net in Game 2 than they did in Game 1, most of the shots were unscreened dump-ins from the blueline.

 

Meanwhile, Detroit plays the game the way Minnesota Wild assistant general manager Tom Thompson always wanted his hockey team to play.

 

“It’s like the difference between European hockey and Canadian hockey in the 70s,” Thompson once said. “In Canada, we always wanted to shoot the puck into the opposing zone. Our theory was, if it’s in your zone, you can’t score. In Russia, their theory was, it doesn’t matter what zone it’s in, if we have the puck you can’t score. That’s the way Detroit plays. They always have the puck.” 

 

Last night, playing that frustrating puck-possession style, the Red Wings took 34 shots at Marc-Andre Fleury while holding Pittsburgh to 22, mostly weak ones. There were times when Chris Osgood must have thought he was sitting on his porch having a lemonade as he watched the traffic go by. 

 

Ozzie now has two straight shutouts to start this year’s final. That’s only happened on three other occasions — Clint Benedict of the Montreal Maroons in 1926, Frank McCool of the Leafs in 1945 and Martin Brodeur of the Devils in 2003. That’s pretty good company.

 

Of course, to give credit where it’s due, the Red Wings shutout heroics start with a defence that has been all but impenetrable. Nicklas Lidstrom, Brad Stuart, Brian Rafalski and Niklas Kronwall have been particularly good and the relentless checking of Henrik Zetterberg, Pavel Datsyuk, Tomas Holmstrom, Kris Draper, Dan Cleary and Johan Franzen has certainly given the Wings control of the neutral zone.

 

Meanwhile, the Penguins have spent more time marching to the penalty box than they have toward the Red Wings net. This March of the Penguins is not what Pittsburgh fans had in mind.

 

Of course, Pittsburgh fans probably thought Evgeni Malkin was going to show up (he was minus-2 with no shots on goal last night).

 

If the Penguins didn’t have Sidney Crosby, the outcome would be worse than a 2-0 deficit, two straight shutout losses and two straight embarrassments.   

 

Game 3 is Wednesday night in Pittsburgh. The Pens will have to win one of the next two to force a return to Detroit. They should get at least a split at home.

But then again, based on the first two games of this series, there is no guarantee.