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The 10 Most Surprising Players of 2011-12

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Sid the Kid

Sidney Crosby is still out of the Pittsburgh Penguins lineup, nursing a concussion that has essentially kept him away from the NHL for an entire calendar year.

Sean Avery didn’t impress New York Rangers head coach John Tortorella in training camp so Tortorella decided to waive him through the league. Rangers fans screamed for Avery’s return and Tortorella gave hockey’s bad boy a second chance. Torotorella was correct in the first place. Avery came back, was dreadful and was waived through the league again.

Martin Brodeur was, for most of the 2000s, the best goalie in all of hockey. A Team Canada fixture and a stalwart in the net of the always-contending New Jersey Devils, Brodeur has started to show his age in recent years and this season, it looks as if the train has stopped at the station for the final time. Brodeur is now 35th in the NHL in goals against average (2.98) and 42nd in save percentage (.891). At 12-10-1 in 26 games, he’s just not the same goaltender.

These are just a few of the surprises that have been foisted upon National Hockey League fans and fantasy players in the first half of the 2011-12 season. But there have been more – many more!

While the fates of Crosby, Avery and Brodeur and might soon be decided, there is a whole slew of players who have surprised the experts this season – both in good and bad ways.

Here is a quick look at the 10 Most Surprising Players in the NHL this season. And, remember, they are not always surprising for the right reasons:

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Teemu

1. Teemu Selanne, Anaheim Ducks: While some players have long retired at the age of 41, the Finnish Flash is like fine wine. He improves with age. After 18 seasons in the NHL, Selanne is now 14th in scoring with 15 goals and 28 assists. He picked up two goals last weekend and then two assists on Tuesday night and a goal and an assist on Friday night. He’s well ahead of legitimate, young NHL scoring stars such as the Kings’ Anze Kopitar, the Islanders John Tavares, Chicago’s Patrick Kane, Washington’s Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom New Jersey’s Ilya Kovalchuk. No wonder Anaheim GM Bob Murray, a guy who says he’s ready to break up the Ducks and start over, called Selanne “an untouchable” this past week.

2. Jason Spezza, Ottawa Senators: OK, so from the day he entered the NHL, everyone had high hopes for Spezza. But for years he’s been a victim of his own potential. Playing for some marginal coaches on some horrendous lines, Spezza put up with a lot of baloney in Ottawa. He never reached that gigantic potential he was said to have but you can bet there was no coach ready to take responsibility for Spezza’s failures. Then along comes Paul MacLean and everything changes. Last year, Spezza had 21 goals and 36 assists. It was a decent season, but not as spectacular as his big year in 2007-08 when he had 34 goals and 58 assists. This year, however, the 28-year-old from Toronto who was the second overall pick in 2001, has a chance to record his best season as a pro. After 45 games, he has 18 goals and 28 assists and is seventh overall in NHL scoring. The arrival of MacLean, who put him on a line with Daniel Alfredsson and let him do what he does best, has made Spezza a star again – and a starter in the All-Star game.

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Claude Giroux

3. Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers: In 2006, Giroux was the No. 1 draft pick of the Philadelphia Flyers, 22nd overall. This guy had enjoyed two straight 100-point-plus seasons with the Gatineau Olympiques of the Quebec League, had wonderful speed, great moves and soft hands and yet it took 21 selections before the Flyers could grab him because so many teams thought, that at 5-foot-11, 170 pounds, he was just a little undersized. Still, the Flyers were prepared to wait for him to reach his potential and it appears that the potential has been reached. Last year, Giroux had 25 goals and 51 assists. This year, he has 18 goals and 31 assists, is tied for second in scoring in the NHL and has missed four games with a head injury. Right now, 23-year-old Claude Giroux might be the best young player in the NHL.

4. Jason Pominville, Buffalo Sabres: Last year, Pominville had 22 goals and 30 assists in 73 games. It wasn’t his best season in the NHL and it even appeared as if his play was tailing off. The concussion he suffered early last season might have been a reason for his declining numbers — he had 80 points in 2007-08 and then 66 in 2008-09, 62 in 2009-10 and 52 last year. This year, however, with the captain’s C on his jersey, Pominville has suddenly awakened. After 43 games (he has played in every Sabres game this season), the former second-round draft pick (55th overall in 2001) has 15 goals and 29 assists and is 10th in scoring in the NHL. Most NHL followers expected Pominville to be a good player for the Sabres. No one expected him to be in the Top 10 in scoring, let alone a participant in the all-star game.

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Colton Orr vs. Arron Asham

5. Colton Orr, Toronto Maple Leafs: On Jan. 5 of this year, Orr was waived through the league and sent to the Toronto Marlies of the AHL. While in Winnipeg two weeks ago, just before he was waived, Orr said to me,” The game is changing again. They don’t need guys like me like they used to.” Orr is an “enforcer.” Some might say, a “goon.” And yet, he was an integral part of the Leafs plans until head coach Ron Wilson decided he didn’t need a fighter who had only played five games. Leafs GM Brian Burke said sending Orr to the Marlies was one of the most difficult things he’s ever done. Even Burke knows that Orr’s demotion was an admission that fighting is being used on a very limited basis in the game these days.

6. Alex Ovechkin, Washington Capitals: Perhaps the most skilled player in the NHL, Ovechkin has 18 goals and 16 assists in 42 games this season and is 46th in league scoring. This is a 26-year-old hockey player – make that superstar – who had 32 goals and 53 assists last year, but 109 points in 2009-10 and 110 points in 2008-09. Something is either wrong with Ovechkin or wrong with the game when a player with this much skill is held to only 34 points in 42 games at the age of 26. Of course, most observers will tell you he’s being held back by his own coaches, coaches who are more interested in stopping the other team from scoring than scoring goals themselves.

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Erik Karlsson

7. Erik Karlsson, Ottawa Senators: Make no mistake, most hockey experts that Karlsson would be a good one when he arrived from Sweden as Ottawa’s first round pick (15th overall) in 2008. But like so many young defensemen, it’s taken him a few seasons to adapt to the speed and grit of the NHL. But this year, Karlsson has adapted. Last year, he had 13 goals and 45 points in 75 games and was a dreadful minus-30. This year, he already has six goals and 43 points and is a plus-eight on an Ottawa team that moved into fifth in the Eastern Conference after a 3-0 shut out of the New York Rangers on Thursday night. He’s a starter in the all-star game and when you’re the 15th leading scorer in the NHL and tops among defenseman, no one can argue.

8. Dwayne Roloson, Tampa Bay Lightning: Certainly, people thought Dwayne Roloson was just about done. But after the way he played last season at age 41 – 18-12-4 with a 2.56 goals against average and a .912 save percentage – many people, including Lightning GM Steve Yzerman, believed Roloson had something left in the tank. But this season has been a nightmare for the 16-year NHL veteran. He is 72nd in goals against with a 3.68 mark and 71st in save percentage at .880. The reflexes had just disappeared. At 6-10-2 in 23 appearances this season, Roloson does not even resemble an NHL-level goaltender. Yzerman gambled and kept Roloson one season too long.

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Jordan Eberle

9. Jordan Eberle, Edmonton Oilers: It’s his second full season in the NHL and this former first round draft pick (22nd overall in 2008) has matched his scoring output from last year. Last season, Eberle had 18 goals and 43 points. This year, after 41 games, Eberle has 17 goals and 43 points and he’s helped make Ryan Nugent-Hopkins the early favorite for rookie of the year (on a line with Nugent-Hopkins and young Taylor Hall, they are known as the “Diaper Snipers.”). Eberle is tied for 10th in NHL scoring. Not one rightwinger in the Western Conference has more points than he does and the rightwingers on the all-star team from the West are a pretty nice group — Jarome Iginla, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa and Corey Perry. Right now, Eberle has a sprained knee and probably won’t play until after the all-star game, but when he does come back, he’ll no doubt take a run at a 70-point season.

10. Ondrej Pavelec, Winnipeg Jets: At 24, he’s still a young NHL goalie, but Pavelec doesn’t appear, on the surface at least, to be a very good one. He’s 40th in the NHL among ALL goaltenders in save percentage with a .910 mark and 50th in goals against with a mark of 2.92. But he’s a fan-favorite in Winnipeg and a guy who has single-handedly won a half dozen of the 15 victories on his record (he’s an average 15-15-5 on the season). What makes Pavelec so surprising is his ability to play at home in the tiny MTS Centre in front of Winnipeg’s loud, proud fans but on the road, he’s a wonky goalie. Pavelec has a 3.50 goals against average and a .896 save percentage away from home, both well below average. At home, however, he has a 2.32 goals against average and a .925 save percentage. If he could play on the road as well as he does at home, he’d be one of the best goaltenders in the NHL. As it is, he’s in the bottom third of the league. Go figure.

Lemieux’s Anger Directed Right Back at His Glass House

So Pittsburgh Penguins owner and president, Mario Lemieux, didn’t like the discipline handed out by the NHL to the New York Islanders this past weekend?

Not surprising. Mario has a lot on his plate right now. He has a concussed Sidney Crosby who is likely out of the lineup until mid-March at best and he has Evgeni Malkin out for the rest of the season with a knee injury. With his two best players on the sidelines, Mario has noticed his Pens aren’t very good.  Between the injuries and the circus on Long Island last week, ol’ Mario is angry.

Trouble is, he lives in a glass house.

Now let’s not point the finger solely at Lemieux for his little outburst this week. National Hockey League organizations have been releasing written statements that disagree with a suspension handed out by the NHL’s vice-president of discipline, Colin Campbell, for a lot of years now. However, the statement released Sunday afternoon by Super Mario was nothing, if not blunt.

Responding to the $100,000 fine to the Islanders, the four-game ban to Matt Martin for drilling the Pens Maxime Talbot with a sucker punch that would have made Todd Bertuzzi and Marc Crawford proud, and the nine-game suspension dished out to Trevor Gillies after his hit to the head of Eric Tangradi, Lemieux expressed his “disappointment” with the NHL’s decision.

WE QUOTE: “Hockey is a tough, physical game, and it always should be. But what happened Friday night on Long Island wasn’t hockey. It was a travesty. It was painful to watch the game I love turn into a sideshow like that.
The NHL had a chance to send a clear and strong message that those kinds of actions are unacceptable and embarrassing to the sport. It failed.”

Hmmm. Mario should probably be fined, but he won’t be and give him a little credit, he got his anger off his chest.

Mario’s problem is that the NHL has no desire to clean up the “sideshow.” After the lockout ended in 2005, the league said there would be a “new NHL,” one where the star players could be star players, where they could score goals and where the referees would call hooking, holding and interference exactly as those rules were outlined in the NHL rulebook.

Unfortunately, the stricter officiating lasted about 3/4 of a season and while the NHL maintained that the players had become accustomed to the “new” of interpretations of the rules, the fact was, the officials just went back to the way it was before the lockout. With that, NHL general managers started loading up on goons and now every team has at least one player in its organization who can step in, beat the crap out of its opponents and not worry aboiut missing any ice time because he couldn’t really skate anyway. Today, “the new NHL” is loaded up with the likes of Zenon Konopka, Colton Orr, Derek Boogaard, George Parros, Jared Boll, and on and on and on, guys who can kick the living shit out of another person without so much as a hint of conscience.

Because the NHL wouldn’t call the infractions on the ice, teams had to take the law back into their own hands. And they did so. Now, everybody has a goon and when everybody has a goon, the occasional circus will come to town. As long as the officials refuse to call the rules as they are described in the rulebook, coaches and GMs will make sure they can control the ice themselves.

Which brings us back to Mario. Mario’s problem is that he’s part of the whole mess. His Penguins have a headhunter named Matt Cooke. This is the guy who has, evidently, ended Marc Savard’s career. He’s a 32-year-old enforcer with a reasonable amount of skill who can pass for a legitimate player. However, if the Penguins need someone to end an opponent’s career, Matt Cooke is ready and willing to do whatever it takes. Most recently, Cooke was handed a four-game suspension (on Feb. 9), for hitting Columbus Blue Jackets defenseman Fedor Tyutin from behind. It was a vicious, stupid hit delivered by a vicious, stupid man.

However, it’s Mario’s man and as a result, when Lemieux talks about “sideshows,” he forgets that Cooke is one of the biggest clowns of the bunch.

What Matt Martin did to Max Talbot last Friday is exactly what got Todd Bertuzzi a year-long suspension. Martin should have had the book thrown at him. No doubt about it. Trouble is, what Matt Cooke did to Fedor Tyutin could have left Tyutin attached to tubes for the rest of his life. Too bad Mario forgot about that one in his little rant.

Three more little things bouncing around among my gray cells…

After a wonderful weekend of sports brilliance and silliness, I had a few little things banging around in my noggin. Here goes…

1) Two of the world’s greatest athletes rose to the occasion on Sunday. (Fact is, it was quite a day for Nike and Gillette. Their two most prominent spokesmen were both big winners.)

At Wimbledon, Roger Federer defeated Andy Roddick, in a marathon, 5-7, 7-6, 7-6, 3-6, 16-14 to win his record 15th Grand Slam title and the sixth Wimbledon championship of his career.

Meanwhile, Tiger Woods, made birdie at 16 to go 13-under and win his own tournament, the AT&T National at Congressional Country Club outside Washington, D.C. It was his third win of the year, the 68th of his career and moved him to the top of both the money list and the FedEx Cup standings.

I don’t think there is any doubt. We are now watching the two most remarkable individual-sport athletes in the history of, well, individual sport.

2) The National Hockey League’s free-agent frenzy continues and there were a number of local (Manitoba) moves this weekend.

Neepawa’s “Sherriff” Shane Hnidy signed a one-year, $750,000 deal with the Minnesota Wild; Winnipeg’s Tyler Arnason signed a two-way deal with the New York Rangers; Jason Krog left the Manitoba Moose and signed a two-year deal with the NHL’s Atlanta Thrashers; Jason Jaffray left the Manitoba Moose and signed a two-year deal with the Calgary Flames; and of the 20 players who selected salary arbitration, two were Winnipeggers, Nigel Dawes will go to arbitration with Phoenix while Travis Zajac will go to arbitration with New Jersey.

Throw in Colton Orr’s four-year $4 million deal to beat people up on behalf of the Toronto Maple Leafs and Cam Barker’s semi-legal RFA offer from the Chicago Blackhasks and it was quite a week for our local hockey stars.

3) It’s Week 2 in the Canadian Football League and it starts on Thursday with Edmonton at Montreal. 

On Friday, Calgary plays right here in Winnipeg — it’s the 2009 home opener — while Hamilton is at B.C.

On Saturday, Saskatchewan plays at Toronto. All four games are, of course, on TSN.

Meanwhile, over in Bomberland, 1,000-yard receiver Derick Armstrong, who refused to play in last Thursday’s game, did not practice Sunday or Monday and was apparently being shopped to other CFL teams. He’s probably finished as a Blue Bomber and a whole load of fans are righteously pissed at head coach Mike Kelly (even though Armstrong refused to play when called upon last Thursday and in a  team game, that’s just about as selfish as it gets).

Win or lose, it’s going to be a very, very interesting football season in Winnipeg in 2009.

If Heatley says “No”, it’s Bad for Hockey and the NHL Needs to Intervene.

Free Agent Frenzy, Day 1…

Granted, there is a chance Dany Heatley could still end up as a member of the Edmonton Oilers, but let’s get something straight here: When you ask for a trade and then decide not to waive your no-trade clause (Who’s the idiot GM who puts that crap in a contract anyway?), you have a problem.

Sure, Heatley told his agent J.P. Barry, the “he wanted to sleep on it,” and that’s fine, but only a tremendously selfish prick with no consideration for three other hockey players, two franchises, the league and the game would pull a stunt like that.

Here’s the deal: Heatley was going to get what he wanted. He asked for a trade out of Ottawa and even though he went public with his demands and put the Senators in a bind, forcing them to go begging to teams to take the alleged superstar off their hands, Bryan Murray did the best he could to get the trade arranged.

For the Senators, the best deal was with Edmonton. The Oilers were going to send 22-year-old forward Andrew Cogliano, 26-year-old forward Dustin Penner and 23-year-old defenceman Ladislav Smid to Ottawa in exchange for the disgruntled 28-year-old Heatley. It was a good deal all around. The Oilers would get the sniper they need while the Sens would get three young players with plenty of upside.

But then Heatley decided NOT to waive his no-trade clause. He could still change his mind and some believe he will, right after the Senators (not the Oilers) pay him his $4 million bonus. But that’s even more selfish, more greedy and more childish.

If Heatley doesn’t come to his senses and go to Edmonton, the league has to take action. This was a trade  made in good faith and the players involved all knew they were moving. We’re dealing with people’s lives here, but then again rich, selfish jock pricks don’t care about other people. The League, in order to save the credibility of its franchises, has to tell Heatley’s people that he’s going to Edmonton and then if he doesn’t like it, he can go ahead and ask for a trade there.

Heatley, who should know better, has just told the world that Edmonton is a dump. “I’m not going to play there.” It’s wrong. It’s wrong because you don’t ask for a trade and then not accept the trade after it’s done.

In order to save its own credibility — that is, if Heatley insists he’s not going — the league must force this trade.

In the meantime:

1) Great news for old friend Colton Orr. Four years, $4 million from the Leafs. Orr’s rise to the NHL is a great story and this is a great opportunity for a hardworking 27-year-old player.

2) Mattias Ohlund, 32, gets seven years in Tampa. Seven? Wow.

3) The Sedin Twins go back to Vancouver and Ohlund heads south. That’s a debatable decision by the Canucks. Wouldn’t you rather have Ohlund and, say, Marian Gaborik, than the Sedins?

4) Three goalie moves: Dwayne Roloson goes from Edmonton to the Islanders, Ty Conklin goes from Detroit to St. Louis and Craig Anderson goes from Florida to Colorado. Zzzzzzzzzz.

5) Marian Hossa, 30, goes to Chicago for 12 years, $62 million. He was awful in the Stanley Cup final. He’ll be just a peach when he’s 42.

If the Rangers don’t come back, Tortorella needs to go

Sunday afternoon, the New York Rangers didn’t even give it the old college try. After two periods, the Rangers trailed Washington 5-1 and were lucky it wasn’t 11-1.

Make no mistake, this was head coach John Tortorella’s fault. In fact, the Rangers’ collapse from a 3-1 series lead on Wednesday to a 3-3 tie heading to Washington on Tuesday is absolutely Tortorella’s fault.

Let’s go through the timeline:

1) On Wednesday night of last week, Tortorella was clearly upset with the craziness of Sean Avery, so even though the Rangers won 2-1, Tortorella benched Avery for Friday night’s game. The big-time coach was going to teach his nutbar a lesson.

2) So Avery doesn’t play on Friday and the Rangers get drilled 4-0. During the game, Tortorella gets into it with a fan and tosses a water bottle into the crowd. The league suspends Tortorella for one game. In other words, Tortorella does exactly what Avery does — acts like an idiot — only Tortorella gets his ass suspended.

3) Suspended, Tortorella makes a brain-dead move before Sunday’s game. After 190 consecutive appearances, Tortorella tells his tough guy, Colton Orr, to “sit this one out.” Without Orr in the lineup, the Caps can do whatever they want. And they do. Even Alexander Ovechkin starts pushing Rangers around. With no Orr, the Rangers have no heart or soul, fall behind 5-1 after 40 minutes and get whipped 5-3.

If the Rangers lose Tuesday night, Tortorella should not be invited back next season. He’s not only a hot-head, a guy just as crazy as Sean Avery, but he’s a  lousy hockey coach who knows nothing of team chemistry and courage.

More Reasons for the Death of the Mainstream Newspaper: No news. No commitment to reading what used to be news.

TAMPA — So here we are in Tampa’s St. Pete Times Forum watching Alexander Ovechkin score his 50th goal of the season when all of a sudden he’s warming his hands over his red-hot stick.

Almost immediately, as one looked around the press box, you could assume someone was going to be pissed right off. Ovechkin’s little post-goal, Tony Award-winning celebration combined with the look on the face of Tampa Bay Lightning head coach Rick Tocchet clearly suggested that there would be words in the post-game scrum.

 

No one was disappointed.

 

“It’s hard for me to accept, just to see that happen in our building,” Tocchet said. “I grew up as a player in the days of the old Spectrum in Philly and if that happened in the first period at the Spectrum, it would have been a three-hour period.” 

 

Great, so why didn’t it happen at the Forum in downtown Tampa? Well, for one thing, the Lightning are done and most of them don’t care and for another, you can’t hurt Ovechkin.

 

And that’s what has made all this fuss about Don Cherry’s remarks on CBC a month ago, and I’m paraphrasing, that “Somebody is going to get Ovechkin.” It’s a complete crock.

 

That’s because Cherry, and all the knobs in the print media, forgot that Ovechkin has already been got.

 

Hey boys, ever wonder why Alex doesn’t have any teeth when he does post-game interviews? That’s because, on Dec. 30, 2006, Colton Orr of the New York Rangers cross-checked Ovechkin in the mouth and took out his front teeth. For his oh, so violent act, Orr was suspended five games. 

 

So why did Orr do it? Ironically, not because of anything Ovechkin did. He did it because he told the Caps Donald Brashear that if he goes after Brendan Shanahan again, “I’m going after Ovechkin.”

 

Well, sure enough, Brashear punched Shanahan after a whistle. So on Orr’s next shift, he jumped over the bench, cross-checked Ovechkin and rattled his chiclets. 

 

Ovechkin was stunned, but got up and continued playing. Orr was handed a minor penalty and two days later, the suspension. But everyone marveled at Ovechkin’s toughness.

 

The guy is not afraid and you can’t hurt him.

 

But still, the old guy who wears clown suits on TV, gets ripped by the national print media for suggesting someone’s going to go after Ovechkin. Sadly, no one in the print media remembered (or bothered to look up) the Orr incident. 

 

So not only was Cherry wrong, but the entire mainstream media was wrong for simply assuming ol’ Don knew what he was talking about. And, hey, we even helped ‘em get it right by talking about Colton Orr’s cross-check on radio stations in Calgary, Edmonton and Winnipeg. Sadly, the mainstream newspaper industry is hopeless.

 

In the old days, someone in the print media would have looked up “any incidents involving Alexander Ovechkin” before going off half-cocked. Now, the people who rip bloggers for having no editors, don’t even bother doing what they were taught in J-school.

 

The mainstream media is dying not just because newsprint prices are rising or labour costs are increasing, but because the content is weak.

 

Alexander Ovechkin is one of the greatest players in all of hockey. When he’s done, he’ll be remembered as one of the greatest of all time. But he shouldn’t have been showboating in Tampa. Like Teemu Selanne’s penchant for shooting down his glove with his stick after a big goal at Winnipeg Arena, Ovechkin’s little performance was a home town dance, not a road taunt. 

 

If Colton Orr was playing for the Lightning in Tampa — in last place or not — he’d have made Rick Tocchet happy.

 

Meanwhile, it seems that every time I read a newspaper, I just feel dumber for the effort.  

There will always be fighting until NHL games are properly officiated.

Since the terrible death of Don Sanderson of the Whitby Dunlops after a fight in an Ontario Sr. League game last month, the debate has raged. Should fighting be banned from the National Hockey League.

Almost everyone who has never played a game of hockey at an elite level said yes to a newspaper poll to ban fighting last week. Most of those who have played the game at a high level either shrugged or said, “No chance.”

 

The reason why there is no chance? Because there is no one anywhere who can officiate any game of any kind properly at any time. And as long as that remains the case — and it will forever — in a high-speed collision sport with hard plastic protective gear and sticks that can be used as weapons, fighting will be a necessary evil.

 

After the lockout of 2004-05, the NHL handed down a series of rule adjustments that were designed to usher in “the new NHL.” For about a year, the officials did their utmost to maintain the integrity of those rule adjustments (they weren’t really rule changes because the rules were already spelled out clearly in the NHL rule book), but by the 2006-07 season, fighting had become widespread once again — and fighters had become important members of every contending team. In fact, in 2007, the Stanley Cup champion Anaheim Ducks led the NHL in fighting majors. If you fight, you protect your skilled players and you win.

 

Fact is, fighting had become necessary again because the officials had stopped calling most of the penalties they were told to call after the lockout. Sadly, the incredible whining from NHL beat writers and TV commentators about the number of power plays and the length of the games, convinced the league and the officials that “managing” not “officiating” hockey games was a better way to go.

 

So after a year of cracking down on hooking, holding and interference, the league virtually stopped altogether. Hooking, holding, slashing, high-sticking and hitting-from-behind became common-place once again and with officials only calling penalties on occasion, it was up to the likes of Colton Orr, Donald Brashear, Georges Laracque and big Derek Boogaard to take the law into their own hands — hockey vigilantes, for lack of a better term.

 

During Sunday’s Pittsburgh-Rangers game on NBC, the officiating could not have been more arbitrary. Chris Drury gets cross-checked in the back in front of the net, no penalty. Chris Drury gets cross-checked in the back in front of the net — again — no penalty. Sidney Crosby gets hooked less than a stride past Scott Gomez, Crosby gets a penalty shot (which was comical since Crosby wasn’t as far into the open as Montreal’s Guillaume Latendresse was in a 4-4 tie against Ottawa on Saturday night and yet Latendresse didn’t get a penalty shot). What is a penalty and what isn’t?

 

Let’s not be patronizing. There are no rules in the NHL. I mean there is a rule book, but the rule book is all but ignored. So without rules there has to be fighting. If the officials can’t call the game, somebody has to stand up for the smaller, skilled players. If it isn’t the league, it has to be the enforcers-in-uniform. Until the game is officiated properly — which will NEVER happen — there has to be fighting.

 

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By the way, it was great to have the mute button on the remote control between periods on Sunday.

 

Pierre McGuire asked Mike Milbury, “What’s wrong with the Pittsburgh Penguins?” MUTE!!!! If Milbury had any idea what was wrong with a hockey team, he would not have single-handedly destroyed the New York Islanders’ franchise.

 

If that team moves to Kansas City as some predict, it will be Milbury’s fault. He has no right telling hockey fans what’s good or bad about any team. He is the Matt Millen of the NHL.  

“Is Avery nuts?”

Tuesday night, about 7:30, I got a call from Doug Orr, the father of New York Rangers’ enforcer, Colton Orr.

“Is Avery nuts.” asked Orr. “Why would you say something that stupid.”

 

Whoa, Tuesday was a crazy day — Mike Kelly was finally named head coach of the Blue Bombers, Plaxico Burress and the Williams’ boys were suspended and Sean Avery had a brain fart.

 

Early Tuesday morning, the folks who listen to the FAN 960′s Mike Richards Show were dying to see Avery and the Dallas Stars simply arrive at the Pengrowth Saddledome last night to face Dion Phaneuf and the Flames. That’s because — of course — Phaneuf’s girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert, is Avery’s old girlfriend. A lot of Flames fans figured there might be a real donnybrook if the exceptionally lippy Avery and the big,  strong, younger Phaneuf got nose-to-nose.

 

Now, first of all, you have to understand that Avery gets around. Not only is Cuthbert an ex saliva-swapper but the girlfriend of L.A. Kings’ centre Jarrett Stoll is also a former girlfriend of Avery’s – yeah, that’s  Rod Stewart’s ex, 39-year-old model Rachel Hunter.

 

Suffice it to say that in calgary yesterday, there was plenty of breathless anticipation.

 

Sadly, Avery and Phaneuf never had a chance to exchange pleasantries. Instead, Avery made the following comment: “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”

 

Avery didn’t. He was suspended indefinitely for making “inappropriate public comments,” and will have to meet with commissioner Gary Bettman before he’s reinstated. 

 

To quote Dougie Orr, “Is Avery nuts?”

10 things to think about heading into the 2008 NHL Conference finals…

1. The readers’ poll on Canoe yesterday asked, "Who will you cheer for now that no Canadian-based team remains in the playoffs?" Fifty-eight per cent (as of our last check) had selected the Pittsburgh Penguins. Like Montreal, Calgary and Ottawa fans, they will be disappointed. If not in May, certainly in June.

 

2. When Brenden Morrow scored the winning goal at the 9:03 mark of the fourth overtime period early on Monday morning, it was quite appropriate. Morrow was the best player in the series and definitely the best player on the ice Sunday night/Monday morning.

 

3.  A piece in Sun Media by Toronto-based Mike Zeisberger suggested that in the Pittsburgh-Philadelphia Eastern Conference final "there will be blood." Perhaps that’s true and if it is, the only blood shed will be Pittsburgh’s. Had the Rangers played as tough in Games 1,2, 3 and 5 as they did in Game 4, they might have beaten the Penguins. Pittsburgh will back off and if the Flyers sense it, that collection of grinders and bangers will go straight for the jugular.

 

4. As we mentioned yesterday here at the RCSBlog, Pittsburgh’s Ray Shero deserves a lot of credit for making the necessary moves to acquire Marian Hossa at the trade deadline. Hossa has clearly paid dividends in the post-season and would make a great Penguin forward for the next three or four seasons. However, the Pens have to think about the future and according to the team’s director of hockey administration, Jason Botterill, the priority is to get Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal and Evgeni Malkin signed to long-term deals. According to the NHL Players Association, the salary cap will grow to about $57 million for 2008-09. It’s still not enough to sign Crosby, Staal, Malkin AND Hossa and have a supporting cast that can continue to lead the Penguins as far as, say, a Conference final. Watch for the Montreal Canadiens to make a concerted effort to sign Hossa this summer. Unrestricted free agent, Michael Ryder, is as good as gone from Montreal and Hossa will be Bob Gainey’s prime target.

 

5. Let’s go back to Brenden Morrow’s performance on Sunday night/Monday morning. Granted, the game was 129 minutes and three seconds long, but Morrow played 51 minutes. He not only scored the winning goal, but he had seven shots and get this — 19 hits! Who has 19 hits in a hockey game? No matter how long it is.

 

6. Let’s go back to Rangers’ head coach, Tom Renney, for a second. He should be fired for not dressing Colton Orr in Game 5. Just the thought that Orr could goon up Crosby or Malkin changed everything in Game 4 (won 3-0 by the Rangers). When he wasn’t around for Game 5, the Penguins had nothing to fear.

 

7. Remember when Ottawa Senators head coach Bryan Murray accused the Penguins of throwing their final game of the season in order to play Ottawa instead of Philadelphia in the first round? Guess it doesn’t matter now.

 

8. Great news for an old friend yesterday. The Vancouver Canucks announced that Laurence Gilman has joined the Canucks as the team’s  Director of Hockey Administration. Gilman a Winnipegger, joins the Canucks after spending 13 years in the Phoenix Coyotes and Winnipeg Jets organizations. He had many jobs during that time including, most recently, as the club’s Senior Vice President & Assistant General Manager for five seasons. In addition, Gilman served as general manager of the AHL’s San Antonio Rampage. Gilman, who is 43, graduated from the University of Winnipeg in 1991. 

 

9. Guess Ron Wilson’s in trouble in San Jose. In fact, he might not be the Sharks head coach by the first day of the NHL entry draft. Wilson is terrific when he’s winning, but a complete pain in the ass when he’s not. Back in 1998, when Wilson coached the Washington Capitals, he was doing what he always did — using the post-game news conference to let the media know that he knew everything about the game and the rest of us knew nothing. After the news conference, Kevin Allen of USA Today told no one in particular, "Am I ever glad I got to cover hockey before Ron Wilson invented it." 

 

10. If they want — if they really care enough — the Detroit Red Wings will play eight more games and then raise the Stanley Cup. 

Hossa scores winner as Pittsburgh advances to All-Pennsylvania Eastern final. Game 5: Pittsburgh 3, NY Rangers 2 (OT).

Marian Hossa, the trade-deadline acquisition who made good, fired the winning goal at the 7:10 mark of the first overtime as the Pittsburgh Penguins put the New York Rangers out of their collective misery on Sunday afternoon.

 

The Pens won Game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinal, 3-2, but the score was not indicative of the play. Pittsburgh outshot the Rangers 40-22 and outhit them 41-22 as the Rangers carried a game to overtime that should have been all over by the end of the second period.

 

OK, at this point we’ll give the Rangers a little credit. They did score two unanswered in the third period as Lauri Korpikoski and Winnipeg’s Nigel Dawes tallied for the Rangers to send the game into overtime, but if it hadn’t ben for the brilliance of Rangers’ goaltender Henrik Lundqvist, this game might have been 6-0 before the Rangers woke up.

 

Pittsburgh was clearly the better team in this series. When you win a series in five games, you’ve pretty much made a statement. But in this case, the Rangers foubnd a way to comeback and then abandoned the strategy in Game 5.

 

In order to win Game 4, 3-0, Rangers head coach Tom Renney dressed Colton Orr and, essentially, gooned it up. OK, he didn’t send his guys out to fight, but he did send them out to hit and face-wash and bodycheck and elbow and stab and just wreak general havoc.

 

The strategy worked as the Rangers outhit Pittsburgh 40-35, outshot Pittsburgh 34-29 and kept the Pens on their heels for 60 minutes.

 

Yesterday, however, for reasons known only to Renney, Orr didn’t dress (Renney dressed Korpikoski “on a hunch”) and so the Rangers coach left himself with a lineup that failed to include it’s toughest fighter (Orr) and its nastiest pest (the injured Sean Avery). The Rangers can’t skate with the Pens, but they can play tougher. Yesterday, in Pittsburgh they did neither.

 

As a result, they’re calling the country club for starting times this morning.

 

Renney had a good chance to come back in this series, even without Avery, but he decided he’d go out a wimp instead of trying to stay in as a goon. Reggie Dunlop would be mighty pissed off today.

 

In the meantime, how about Penguins GM Ray Shero? He’s the guy who went and got Hossa at the trade deadline and yesterday, that decision paid big dividends. Hossa was terrific yesterday and not only scored the game’s opening goal, but added the winner in OT. He now has five goals in the playoffs and is responsible for eliminating the Rangers in five games.

 

Well, OK, he and Renney are responsible. 

 

Now, the only question remaining is: Which Pennsylvania team will face the Detroit Red Wings in the Stanley Cup final?

 

Pittsburgh is certainly favoured, but if the Flyers goon it up, they can win it.