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Uh, Oh. The Hype is Catching Up

Vancouver, we have a problem.

Earlier this week, CTV’s/TSH’s James Duthie hinted that “We shouldn’t blame the athletes for failing to win medals at these Games. It’s not all about medals.”

Oh, really?

Thursday night, David Pelletier and Elizabeth Manley nearly wept when Canadian figure skater Patrick Chan fell on his behind. The excuses for Chan’s missed opportunity were vomit-inducing.

We talked about this before the Olympics began. The Canadian government started it all with the silly “Own the Podium” program. Then CTV and TSN created that absolutely ridiculous I Believe campaign, suggesting Canada could win the Medal Count (all we had to do was believe) and choosing a group of Canadian athletes that were “destined” to be medal winners.

Many weren’t. Others were.

Regardless, Canada has done very well at the Games. Granted, Canada’s athletes have not owned the podium, but fourth place for a country of 30 million is pretty decent. However, what the national media promised Canadians has not come to pass. Now, the national media is starting to rev up the excuse machine.

No wonder I’ve been watching most of these Games with the mute button on.

The Mainstream Media Lunacy Just Gets Crazier. At this Rate, we’ll Never Run Out of Things to Write About.

MINNEAPOLIS — We have a crisis of intelligence in this world. It seems that the more you read a newspaper, the dumber you get.

It was Thomas Jefferson who said: “As for what is not true, you will always find abundance in the newspapers,” and that has never been more evident than it has been this week.

And hey, it’s only Tuesday.

1) A headline in USA Today on Tuesday read: “NFL Replay: Fourth-Down call Stain on Belichick’s Record.”

Stain? What, are newspaper reporters doing now? Pouring tomato juice on people’s hoodies? A stain? It was a call late in a regular season game that ended up backfiring and costing the Patriots the game. A game. One game. Big effin’ deal. The Pats will still be no worse than 12-4 this season.

Stain? What kind of media-created bull-crap is that? A stain on Belichick’s record was the time he spent in Cleveland screwing up the Browns. Taking a chance on Tom Brady is not a stain. It’s not even a blip.

The Pats are 6-3 and still in first place. All that decision did was guarantee that when the two teams meet again in the AFC Championship game, the TV ratings will be right through the freakin’ roof.

2) The Ottawa Sun just cracks me up. This is the newspaper that either can’t get a trade rumour right or simply makes these rumours up.

I know that suggesting a newspaper makes things up is about the worst thing you can say, but goodness gracious, the trade rumours started in Ottawa would be comical if they weren’t so sad. These guys can’t even get a lie straight.

We’ve spent some time chronicling their errors, but let it go because it just got so silly. This week, however, we just couldn’t resist.

Now, for most of this season, the Ottawa Sun has been reporting – and I use the word reporting lightly – that the Chicago Blackhawks were on the verge of trading either Jonathan Toews or Patrick Kane or both. The Sun claimed the Hawks had a cap problem and needed  to move one of their stars. We’ve already called that rumour a crock.

Then, yesterday, word filtered out of Chicago that the Hawks were on the verge of signing both Toews and Kane  to new contracts. At least eight years each according to my source inside the Hawks.

Wow! How can one newspaper be so wrong so often and still sell copies of their newspaper? Are people that stupid? Or are they just looking for a good morning laugh?

3) Newspapers from coast-to-coast, desperate to write about some mundane NHL issue other than the copy to the headline: “The Leafs are Lousy Again,” have had a big month writing about head shots and all the horrible bodychecks being tossed out in the NHL.

NHL general managers are looking at the issue and might come down hard on the league’s headhunters. But there is one thing our newspaper-employed tall foreheads forgot. They forgot to ask an NHL GM who is an expert on the subject.

This week, before I did my radio hit with Eric Nelson on WCCO in Minneapolis, Eric’s guest was Minnesota Wild GM Chuck Fletcher. Fletcher said he didn’t much like checks to the head, but he also said the NHL will put the issue into perspective.

“During the course of the season there are about 46,000 bodychecks,” Fletcher pointed out. “In a bad year, 10 are head shots. We want them out of the game, but there isn’t a big panic over this. The numbers suggest there isn’t a problem at all.”

Of course, he’s right and the fearmongers with the truck loads of ink trying to make up stories where none exist are wrong. Again.

4) I just love Canada’s network TV weasels, don’t you?

According to Canadian Press:  “Canada’s largest private broadcaster laid out a scorched earth scenario Monday if it doesn’t get paid for its signals, suggesting more station closings and even yanking signals from cable.”

Wow! “Yanking signals from cable.” That means because nobody watches it now on cable, Canadians would be sure to watch it when the only way they can receive it is with rabbit ears.

“‘We are not going to be here operating conventional TV unless we can make a business of it,’ CTVglobemedia president Ivan Fecan told the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission.”

That makes sense. But why can’t you make a business of it? Is it because so few people actually watch it that selling overpriced commercial time is now damn near impossible?

I love listening to people like Fecan tell us that he’ll have to dump local television if he doesn’t get money from the cable companies. If Fecan gets money from the cable companies, this is how it will go: First he’ll line his owners pockets, then his pockets and then the pockets of his executive buddies. At that point, he’ll used what’s left over to go out and buy more shows from the United States that we already watch on U.S. stations.

How’s this for a response to that malarkey? Take your stupid signal off cable and let’s replace it with ESPN. I’d love to see ESPN HD on Channel 210 on my Shaw HD service.

I don’t know about most of you, but if CTV pulled the plug tomorrow, I wouldn’t miss it. In fact, just like CBC and its $1 billion per year in taxpayer-funded welfare, can’t say as I watch it now.

New Football Stadium in Winnipeg a Good Deal All Around

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers will get a new owner in 2010 and a new stadium in 2011.

It’s probably the two best things that could happen to the franchise.

 

The Bombers are a proud franchise that continues to lose money and continues to lose football games. Although the team went to the Grey Cup in 1992, 1993, 2001 and 2007, the Bombers have not won a Grey Cup championship since 1990. Frankly, in an eight-team league, every team should win at least one championship in 18 years just by dumb luck.

 

There is no dumb luck in Winnipeg. Just when it looks like this team has the horses and is red-hot at the right something like, oh, a starting quarterback’s broken arm douses the flame.

 

In the meantime, the 55-year-old stadium, located in the centre of a commercial district in the west end of town, has become more of an eyesore than a destination. The most popular aspect of Canada Inns Stadium is the Appleton’s Rum Shack. In fact, it’s often more popular than the team. 

 

So when media baron and property developer David Asper came forward 14 months ago with an idea to build a new stadium and take over ownership — and fiscal responsibility — from the community board that has run the team for almost 80 years, it seemed like the right thing to do.

 

Still, Asper has spent the last 14 months doing everything possible to sell his idea to the community. He’s run an interactive web site, www.blueandgold.ca; he’s held open forums, both public and with special interest groups; and he’s acquiesced to the demands of federal, provincial and civic politicians. 

 

He has done everything in good faith.

 

But at the news conference on Wednesday to announce the deal, the new members of the old media (we’re not talking about the veteran reporters such as the Free Press’ s Randy Turner and Ed Tait, the Sun’s Kirk Penton, Global’s Joe Pascucci or CJOB’s Bob Irving, but this group of children who don’t Google and don’t read the printed material that’s handed out) gave a virtuoso performance of ignorance and attempts at, well, hubris.

 

It started when a young child from CBC television opened with a question impugning Asper about his business acumen. She suggested that because the family business, Canwest Communications was struggling, Asper himself was somehow going to go broke and default on his responsibilities.

 

Now I would not have thought anything of that question coming from, say CJOB, a Corus radio station that is and always has done quite well financially, but for CBC to send out its child reporter to suggest that Asper, who is using his own money (not Canwest’s money) to build the stadium, would soon go broke and we’d have a helluva mess is patently outrageous.

 

This, from a taxpayer-funded operation that has outlived its usefulness and contributed mightily to the recent problems faced by the Asper family and by the country’s other major television network, CTV. The CBC receives $1 billion a year from the federal government — one freakin’ BILLION, not million, BILLION — and can sell TV advertising on top of that and yet it still can’t balance its books. Instead, after losing $171 million in 2008, it went back to the feds asking for something called a “bridge loan.” Bridge to what? The CBC was never going to actually pay back the $171 million. They were looking for another handout.  

 

This time the feds said, “Not a chance, you boobs,” and so last week, the public broadcaster announced 800 layoffs. 

 

Still, despite all of its own incompetence, some CBC news producer sent out a little girl with an attitude to suggest Asper was somehow going to fail miserably. Had she only bothered to use Google, she might have learned that Creswin Properties and Canwest Communications are two different companies run by two different people. Leonard Asper is not involved in this deal.

 

Stunning.

 

From that point on, the news conference was loaded with questions that were already answered on the printed handout that was given to every media member when he or she entered the room. 

 

Sad, but true. And the mainstream media is wondering why its days are numbered.

 

Here are the facts. The deal is tremendous. Asper pays $100 million out of his own pocket to build the stadium and take over the team. No other person on the planet — no one, nobody, period — would step up and do the same for a community or its CFL team. And besides, the new owner not only bleeds Bomber blue, but Bison brown and so the university will get a marvelous facility as well. (For those folks who live near the university, they will notice that the traffic will be a little busier 10 or 11 times per year.)

 

The new stadium will be fine — although after watching the Dallas Cowboys spend a billion dollars (there’s that B-word again) on their new building I sometimes wonder what we’ll really get for $140 million. Still, the old stadium is done. Let’s hope that by 2011 when the new building is finished, the upper decks in the old one haven’t fallen down on someone. 

 

The days of public bailouts, which include right now to a certain extent, should be over. This is a good deal for everyone involved, especially the folks who buy tickets to Bomber games. Just go to www.blueandgold.ca for all the details.

 

It’s just too bad that so many people in the media don’t get it. Because they don’t get it and can’t explain it, far too many members of the public — who didn’t bother to show up at Asper’s public forums — don’t really get it, either.

 

 

We called another one: TSN’s collective brain WAS bigger than a walnut.

Some things you just know are going to happen. Between France’s 0-0 snoozer with Romania and the Netherlands’ 3-0 blistering of the undermanned Italians in the European Soccer Championship came the news that you will now hear the Hockey Night in Canada theme, Canada’s second national anthem, on all NHL games and Olympic hockey games televised on TSN from now on.

From TSN’s standpoint that’s not a surprise. Even if you had just a little, tiny, squirrel brain, you could have said to yourself, “If those morons at CBC actually do dump the theme, we’ll pay what we need to pay in order to get the rights.”

In fact, in our Friday blog entitled, “CBC to drop Canada’s “second national anthem” along with Bob Cole. Sad,” we wrote the following: “At first, I lamented CBC’s decision to dump the theme and then I thought, “Well if TSN has a collective brain bigger than a walnut, those folks will start sending cheques to the composer, Dolores Claman, and start using the theme themselves.” TSN’s broadcast crew is already better than CBC’s, they might just as well take the theme music — the best there is and, without argument, Canada’s second national anthem. 

Yesterday, the news story arrived…

TORONTO (CP) — CTV has acquired the rights to the song that’s been CBC’s “Hockey Night in Canada” theme for the past 40 years.

CTV and Copyright Music and Visuals, the company that controls use of the classic song composed by Dolores Claman, announced Monday afternoon that CTV acquired all rights to the song in perpetuity.

The network says it will use the song on NHL broadcasts on TSN, RDS and during the broadcaster’s coverage of the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver.

CTV says it made an agreement in principle Friday with Copyright Music and Visuals after CBC announced a contest to find a new theme song.

The contest announcement followed months of negotiations that failed to result in a new licensing agreement between CBC and the agent. 

CBC lost the rights to the tune because it made a giant error in judgment that will now haunt it forever. 

The press release read as follows:

“The song has a long and storied history in Canadian sports and has become ingrained in the hearts and minds of hockey fans across the country. It is an iconic tune, embraced by Canadians everywhere, and we felt it was imperative to save it. We know we will be in hockey forever, so there’s no doubt this acquisition will create value for us,” said Rick Brace, President, Revenue, Business Planning and Sports, CTV Inc. “It’s an honour and a privilege to own such a cherished piece of Canadiana.

 

“I am very moved by how so many Canadians have taken the hockey theme to heart. We are so pleased the song has found a new home,” said Claman. “Throughout our negotiations, CTV displayed a tremendous amount of respect for my family and the song. ‘The Hockey Theme’ means so much to Canadians, and we know it’s in good hands with CTV.”

 

Poor old CBC. They actually hired sports lawyer Gord Kirke on Monday morning to negotiate a new deal. By 3 p.m. on Monday, they’d lost the song forever.

 

Obviously, the people who run the CBC do not have brains as big as walnuts. Or squirrels. 

 

However, we must ask: “…and that’s the kind of leadership that our $975 million a year worth of tax money is buying?” 

 

Sorry. Now, I really have to wonder who has the tiny, little brain.