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A Weekend In the Trenches.

After a weekend of watching football, basketball and hockey and, for the most part, it was quite enjoyable. Then, on Monday, the sports world hit the proverbial fan. So to speak.

From Mark McGwire to the Green Packers and from bad announcing to a general load of mainstream media bullcrackers, it’s been quite a few days.

Let’s review and discuss…

1) On Monday, Mark McGwire, the new hitting coach of the St. Louis Cardinals and the man who saved baseball in 1998 sent out a release saying that he used steroids during his big league career.

Wow! Who knew?

I wrote a lot about Mark McGwire’s use of Androstenedione in 1998 and was told quite clearly by a Winnipeg Free Press editor that I should leave the man alone. Funny, how the mainstream media mob changed after people realized that andro was, indeed, a steroid precursor and a pretty solid stacking agent.

These scoops just keep on coming.

2) Monday, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers played down the alleged facemask penalty that was missed (what else is new?) during his overtime fumble, the one that cost the Packers the game.

While a group of Packers fans threatened to sue the NFL for the non-call, Rodgers said his team had a couple of chances to win that football game, but the defence didn’t have an answer for the Cardinals offence.

Meanwhile, it was still a penalty and it was missed (or ignored). But what else is new in the NFL?

3) My old friend, Bruce Dowbiggin had a great item in his Usual Suspects column in the Globe and Mail on Monday. Dowbiggin wrote: “Why we’ve missed Joe Theismann, Master of the Obvious. ‘When you don’t have a field-goal kicker who can make the kicks, it’s so deflating for everybody.’ Deflating. We know how that feels. ‘It’s so important to get into the visual sight of the quarterback,’ the former CFL QB told us Saturday. Yeah, that invisible sight is a real beyatch.”

I tend to watch a lot of football with the mute button on. I have no problem with the play-by-play guys. Jim Nantz, Joe Buck, Don Criqui, Gus Johnson, they’re fine. It’s the colour analysts that drive me nuts.

Thiesmann is bad, Jon Gruden is like fingernails on a chalkboard. But Darryl Johnston and Phil Simms take the cake. They just talk for the sake of talking. Or cheerlead for the sake of cheerleading. And by the fourth quarter, they’ve contradicted half the things they said in the first quarter. After awhile, it just gets silly and annoying.

Thankfully, we have a mute button.

4) Received this from my good friend, Fort Rouge Ted on Sunday:

“PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP. Does anyone know how to cancel an e-Bay bid?

“I put in a bid for a ‘Mickey Mouse Outfit,’ and now it seems I’m only six minutes away from owning the Toronto Maple Leafs.”

I know it’s cruel. But it IS funny.

Steelers are Seven-point Favourites in World’s Most Popular Game

NFL Super Bowl Report No. 2, Sunday Jan. 25, 2009

TAMPA — Three things rattling around in my cranium as I wait in sunny Florida for the Super Bowl teams to arrive…

 

1) I’m told here in Tampa that Jon Gruden’s firing as the head coach of the Buccaneers’ last week came as a surprise to a number of people around the NFL. Not sure I know why that is, but I certainly know now that it wasn’t a surprise for Bucs players. In fact, former CFL star, now Bucs quarterback Jeff Garcia was one player who said a change absolutely, positively had to be made.

 

Garcia told reporters in Tampa on the day we arrived that he felt Gruden’s lousy relationship with the folks in the locker room played a key role in his dismissal. According to my friends at the Tampa Tribune, the veteran quarterback had a long-running feud with Gruden and general manager Bruce Allen. As a result of the Bucs’ preseason love affair with Brett Favre and its reluctance to renegotiate Garcia’s contract last summer, the quarterback didn’t have much a relationship with either of the since-departed Bucs bosses. 

 

In fact, you might say that if there was one player responsible for Gruden’s firing, it was Jeff Garcia.

 

2) As we get set for Super Bowl XLIII, ever wondered how popular the NFL is?

 

Here in Tampa’s media centre, the NFL last out pages and pages of quotes and information. I picked this one up Sunday morning, it kind of answers the previous question: 225 million Americans watched NFL games during the 2008 regular season – nearly 100 million more than the record number of Americans who voted in the 2008 presidential election (131.2 million). 

 

NFL games on broadcast TV (CBS, FOX and NBC) averaged 16.6 million viewers. On cable, NFL games on ESPN averaged 12.0 million viewers and 4.9 million viewers on NFL Network. 

 

Super Bowl XLII was the most-watched TV program ever (148.3 million total viewers). The 17 most-watched programs in TV history are all Super Bowls. And Super Bowl XLII was watched in 223 countries and territories in 30 different languages. 

 

Hmmm. Pretty popular game.

 

3) With the NFL Experience going strong today, Super Bowl Week has officially begun here in Tampa. The teams arrive this afternoon and by 1:30, the first official Super Bowl interviews will have begun.

 

Just to set the record straight, Arizona will wear their home reds on Sunday, Pittsburgh will wear road whites. NFL legends Lynn Swann, Roger Craig and John Elway will flip the special 24 kt. gold two-tone coin while Joe Namath will present the Vince Lombardi Trophy.

 

As of this morning, the Steelers are seven-point favourites.

 

Put on your fantasy thinking caps. The 2008 NFL season starts tonight.

Say whatever you like, but this is the greatest moment of the sports calendar.

 

The National Football League, the greatest sports league on the planet, opens a new season tonight with the Washington Redskins at the defending Super Bowl champion New York Giants (that’s still hard to write with a straight face), and I have just spent an entire morning answering questions like these…

 

“I have a choice. The Lions defence in Atlanta or the Jags defence in Tennessee? What do you think?”

 

I like the Lions defence, not because I particularly like the Lions defence per se, but because the Lions are favoured on the road for the first time in 23 games and only the fourth time this decade, so since hell has indeed frozen over again, I fear Vince Young more than I fear Matt Ryan.

 

“I have a choice between Matt Hasselbeck in Buffalo or Derek Anderson at home against Dallas. What do you think?”

 

I hate road openers (unless it’s Detroit in Atlanta), and I’m not sure Dallas is as good as everyone thinks. Derek Anderson will put up some points at home. I’m not sure Hasselbeck, against a pretty decent Buffalo defence playing in their own backyard, will do much of anything.

 

“I can either go with Arizona’s Anquan Boldin at San Francisco or the Jets’ Jerricho Cotchery in Miami. What do you think?”

 

Boldin is a great receiver, but Kurt Warner will look for Larry Fitzgerald first (wouldn’t you?). Boldin doesn’t even want to be in Aizona anymore. Brett Favre, meanwhile, seems to love Cotchery. Big target who runs Brett’s routes. Take Cotchery simply because he’s going to see the football.

 

Isn’t this fun? It’s football season. Real football season. Major league football season. And there is nothing more fun than lining up your fantasy team in Week 1.

 

So without further adieu, here are the 10 things you need to know heading into the NFL’s Kickoff Weekend:

 

1. The Lions and Vikings will battle for first in the NFC North. Barring catastrophic injuries to either team, they could both battle for the NFC crown. In fact, if you’re looking for a sleeper team in the NFC this season, look out for Detroit. they have an easy travel schedule (only 11,860 miles, making them 27th on a list led by Seattle at 34,766 miles) and their quarterback, Jon Kitna, is not as inept as his reputation would suggest. In fact, Kitna threw for 4,068 yards last year, his second with the Lions, becoming the first quarterback in club history with back-to-back 4,000-yard seasons.  Kitna, who passed for a career-high 4,208 yards in 2006, ranks fourth in the NFL with 8,276 yards over the past two seasons. The 12-year veteran has thrown for 200 yards in 28 of his 32 starts with Detroit, the most 200-yard games in the NFL during that span. If the Lions get any defence at all, they could win a lot of football games. 

 

2. The New York Giants won an NFL single-season record 10 consecutive road games in 2007, going 7-1 in the regular season. Considering they opened the year in London, England, they travelled 15,618 total miles. They won’t do that again and, as a result, won’t win the NFC East.

 

3. Watch out for teams with a “tandem backfield.” In 2007, 12 clubs boasted two running backs each with at least 500 rushing yards apiece, including five playoff teams: Dallas, Indy, the Jags, the Giants and Seattle. In fact, in Jacksonville, Maurice Jones-Drew and Fred Taylor (1,202) combined for 1,970 yards and they went 12-4 with a first round playoff win.

 

4. RUN THE FOOTBALL!!! Last season, teams with a 100-yard rusher won 73.4 per cent of the time, compared to 56.9 per cent for teams with a 100-yard receiver and only 53.1 per cent for teams with a 300-yard passer. Run the football, win the game.

 

5. Oh yeah, and force turnovers. San Diego led in takeaway-to-giveaway ratio with a plus-24 takeaway differential and finished 11-5 (it didn’t hurt to have LaDainian Tomlinson either). 13-3 Indy was next at plus-18 while 16-0 New England was third at plus-16.

 

6. The New England Patriots went 16-0 last season. They also finished first in fourth-down conversions, going 11-for-11 and second in sacks with 47. The Super Bowl champion New York Giants led in sacks with 53, but both defensive ends Michael Strahan (rertirement) and Osi Umenyiora (knee injury) are gone.

 

7. Win in Week 1: According to the NFL’s media department, there are never any guarantees, “but there are trends and they start in Week 1.” History is clear that the best way for a team to start its drive towards a possible Super Bowl championship is to win its opening game. The 42 Super Bowl winners have a 34-7-1 record in the Kickoff Weekend games of their title seasons. However, as the Super Bowl XLII champion New York Giants proved, a loss on Kickoff Weekend can still lead to a championship season. According to the league, since 1978, when the NFL went to the 16-game schedule, and excluding the abbreviated season of 1982, teams that are victorious on Kickoff Weekend are more than twice as likely to reach the playoffs than losers of an opening game. 

 

8. Once again, you have to like Pittsburgh. After all, QB Ben Roethlisberger is chasing his third divisional title in five years. Roethlisberger has a 39-16 (.709) regular-season record and was named to his first Pro Bowl after shattering the Steelers’ single-season record for passing touchdowns (32) and passer rating (104.1) last season. Yeah, it’s hard NOT to like Pittsburgh.

 

9.  A team that’s been forgotten during the pre-season is Tampa. The Bucs won the NFC South last year and have won the division three times under head coach Jon Gruden. In fact, under Gruden, the Bucs are 17-0 since 2002 when not committing turnover. Meanwhile, quarterback Jeff Garcia was named to Pro Bowl last year and in his career (incl. playoffs), Garcia’s teams are 32-12 (.727) when he has 95+ passer rating. The Bucs will not roll over this year.

 

10. Can the Giants repeat? The short answer is no, but until we meet up in Tampa in January, who really knows, right?