Tag Archives: major league baseball

Non-Waiver Trade Deadline Coming. Who’s Staying and Who’s Going?

Major League Baseball’s non-waiver trade deadline is just 10 days away and that means the teams that believe they have a chance to reach the post-season will try to get better while those that have thrown in the towel will try to get better next year – or sometime in the next decade.

Already this month, the Toronto Blue Jays have moved expensive veteran Juan Rivera to the Los Angeles Dodgers for future considerations and the New York Mets have dealt closer Francisco Rodriguez to the Milwaukee Brewers for two players to be named later.

There is definitely more to come. The question is: Which teams are real contenders and therefore real buyers and which teams will start dumping as many veterans as they can possibly unload?

Most teams, it would appear, are like Cleveland — cautious. A surprisingly good team, the Indians are battling Detroit for first place in the AL Central. However, it’s unlikely they’ll do anything to shake up a good thing even though manager Manny Acta has told www.cleveleand.com that his team “desperately” needs to make a deal.

After all, on Tuesday night in Minnesota, he had to use backup second baseman Luis Valbuena in leftfield (the first time he’d ever played the position) because of injuries to Grady Sizemore and Shin-Soo Choo. Velbuena misplayed a fly ball in the ninth inning that probably cost Cleveland the game and as a result, don’t be surprised if the Indians take a look at St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Ryan Ludwick or Oakland’s Josh Willingham — as long it doesn’t cost them too much.

Meanwhile, other teams that could try to improve by adding a veteran or two are Philadelphia, the Yankees, Boston, the White Sox, Texas, the Angels and Atlanta. The Brewers, meanwhile, might not be done making moves while both the Giants and Arizona could be interested.

On the other hand, watch for Toronto, Baltimore, the Mets and Houston to start ridding themselves of older players.

Here’s a list of 10 legitimate trade rumours. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of these rumours actually came to fruition:

1) Florida Marlins: It has been reported in a number of news outlets that there’s “a good chance” closer Leo Nunez will be traded before the July 31 non-waiver deadline. The Miami Herald pointed out that Nunez has one more season of arbitration eligibility, but it’s extremely unlikely the Marlins will want to absorb “an expected salary increase from his current $3.65 million yearly salary.”

2) Arizona Diamondbacks: The D-Backs are expected to try to make a deal for a veteran reliever. Now that Rodriguez has been dealt to the Brewers, Arizona is looking at the Mets’ Jason Isringhausen and the Cubs’ Kerry Wood. Trouble with the Wood rumour is that he has a no-trade clause. The Arizona Republic is reporting that the D-Backs have talked to Toronto about any one of Frank Francisco, Shaun Camp, Jon Rauch, Jason Frasor and Octavio Dotel.

3) Toronto Blue Jays: It’s very likely the Jays will trade a reliever or two. Octavio Dotel is almost certainly going to be traded. Meanwhile, the Jays will try to move Edwin Encarnacion, but they are also talking to St. Louis about acquiring outfielder Colby Rasmus.

4) Baltimore Orioles: The O’s were supposed to be so much better this year and now, as they fade into oblivion, expect a handful of these guys to be trad bait. It’s actually possible (although not likely) that J. J. Hardy, Mark Reynolds, Jeremy Guthrie, Derek Lee, Luke Scott, Nick Markakis and Adam Jones could all be moved by July 31.

5) Houston Astros: This is a team ready to sell — sell it all, in fact. Word out of Houston is that young pitchers Bud Norris, 26, Mark Melancon, 26, and Jordan Lyles, 20, are the only players the Astros would NOT consider trading.

6) New York Mets: Carlos Beltran will be traded. The only questions are: when, to whom and for how much? As well, don’t be surprised if the Mets try to make a deal for Jose Reyes. He’s in the final year of his contract, the Mets are virtually broke and he’ll command a load of prospects. It’s not as far-fetched as it sounds.

7) Atlanta Braves: The Braves believe they have a shot at Philly and also a shot at the Wild Card and they’ll try to add veteran help. Dodgers SS Rafael Furcal will likely be available and the Braves would like to add a veteran at that position (trading away Yunel Escobar was not smart). The Braves also have a couple of decent prospects at Triple A ready to go and they could use Derek Lowe as trade bait.

icon cool Non Waiver Trade Deadline Coming. Whos Staying and Whos Going? Detroit Tigers: The Tigers might be interested in Beltran as a leftfielder if the price is right. However, Detroit really wants a veteran starter. Manager Jim Leyland doesn’t really believe that Charlie Furbush is the answer and there has been some talk that the Tigers would make an offer for Hiroki Kuroda if the Dodgers wanted to deal.

9) San Diego Padres: Closer Heath Bell is a wanted man. In fact, he’s told the L.A. Times already that he figures he’ll end up in the uniform of the Angels, Yankees, Cardinals, Rangers or Phillies. Apparently the Rays are also interested.

10) Colorado Rockies: On the surface, it’s crazy talk. The Rockies are apparently considering trading their ace, Ubaldo Jimenez. The Rockies are, evidently, concerned that Jimenez might be out of their price range when contract negotiations come up next season, so why not deal him now and get something exceptional for him in return. Certainly, the Yankees are interested. I doubt Rockies GM Dan O’Dowd will make a move, but then again, I didn’t think anyone would trade for Vernon Wells and we all know that the Angels pulled the trigger on a guy who is currently making $23 million this season and is hitting .218 with 14 homers and 35 RBI.

Another Week of Crazy Stuff. Some of This is as Sad as it is Funny.

There are weeks that go by when you just have to shake your head, turn off the sports networks and watch Hawaii 5-0.

Sometimes sports is just too goofy to understand. Sometimes things happen that just make you say, “Really? Seriously?” Here we go:

1) James Reimer had a great run as the Toronto Maple Leafs goaltender, won three straight then lost once and was demoted to the American Hockey League’s Toronto Marlies. That’s because the No. 1 goalie in Toronto, Jean-Sebastien Giguere (8-7-2, .894 save percentage and a 2.80 goals against average), will make $7 million this season, the No. 2 goaltender in Toronto, Jonas Gustavsson (6-12-2, .896 save percentage and 3.13 goals against average) makes $1.3 million and Reimer ($555,000 in the NHL) has a two-way contract.

In fairness, it’s the way of the NHL, but you can see why the Leafs never make the playoffs. When they have a chance to give a young goalie they drafted a chance to play at the NHL level, they can’t, because they feel it necessary to play the overpaid guys.

Of course, maybe they’re playing Giguere so they can trade him. If that’s the case, they should be praised.

2) The voting for the Baseball Hall of Fame came and went and the donkeys in the Baseball Writers Association of America have again shut the door on the players who performed remarkably during the steroids era (back when Major League Baseball was fun and interesting).

It’s frightening when baseball writers have been given the power to become the conscience of the game. A large collection of beer bellies who have never faced a curve ball in their lives will cheapen a players career just because they can.

In the 1990s and early 2000s just about everybody in the game was on the juice. That’s because steroid use wasn’t really against the rules until 2003. OK, some guys want to suggest that a memo from commissioner Fay Vincent in 1991 warned players against using banned substances, but if there is no testing, there are no banned substances. The commissioner might have wanted the juice banned, but the Players Association would have no part of testing and without testing, banning any substance is a moot point.

In the meantime, sportswriters are in charge of who or who doesn’t get into Cooperstown. Meanwhile, Ozzie Smith and Bert Blyleven are IN the Hall and Alan Trammell and Jack Morris aren’t. What a joke.

3) The made up Hershey Bears jersey controversy. You know, the jerseys with the Manitoba Moose and Texas Stars logos on the shoulders to recognize the two teams the Bears beat to win back-to-back American Hockey League titles? The jerseys the team wore once, then auctioned off for charity? Made a load of dough, too, I’m told.

It was a controversy that was started with newspaper outrage, picked up by a whole load of bloggers and then debunked by people in Hershey who actually knew that it was a tribute to two great opponents, not a shot at anybody.

4) Ahh, the things that deadspin.com notices. In a nine-minute news conference this week, New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker made 11 references to feet, a not-so-subtle shot at New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan, who apparently has a foot fetish. Apparently. Or maybe. Or something.

This Pats-Jets playoff game has certainly generated a lot of talk. Hope tomorrow’s actual game has half as much action.

Favre as Diva? Not Without Help.

The American mainstream media mob is at it again.

From the Duke lacrosse case to the let’s-get-Michael-Vick-back-into-jail drama over the shooting at his birthday party, the big American mainstream media is an odd little monster.

They’ve made Mark McGwire a steroid pariah in 2010, but they’ve completely forgiven their buddies Alex Rodrioguez and Andy Pettitte (hell, they’re Yankees, after all). With Rodriguez chasing his 600th home run, they have forgotten completely that A-Rod only half-admitted his own steroid use, but they still shit on McGwire because he doesn’t want to talk to them about it.

These people stink, and their sick little stench is now on Brett Favre.

The latest media mob war in the United States is to paint Favre as some kind of “diva,” (their word) because he’s 43 years old and he’s probably not going to fully commit to playing for the Minnesota Vikings this season until after the third week of training camp.

Like that’s somehow a surprise.

Take Dan Wetzel’s latest column at yahoo.com, entitled “Favre Stars as NFL’s Biggest Diva.” It was dripping with sarcasm and cynicism, but sounded more like a guy who was pissed that Favre wasn’t calling him every 10 minutes with the next scoop.

Then there is Mike Florio’s NBC column entitled “Favre is more diva than good ‘ol boy.” It’s nasty and probably farther off base than it needs to be.

And now we have Tim Dahlberg’s Associated Press column that says of Favre: “There was major flooding this week in Wisconsin, a state where Brett Favre used to ply his trade. It was getting pretty deep once again in Mississippi, too, in what has now become an annual rite of summer. The drama queen of the South was giving interviews and accepting selected visitors, including one who for some reason still wants to coach him this season.”

That just reaked of, “Please call me, please call me, Brett. I’m important, too.”

It’s kind of sad watching the American news media act like a snooty 13-year-old girl, drooling all over herself, calling Favre “a drama queen,” while hoping beyond hope that when the big decision to play or not play is made, he’ll call her first.

If Favre is a “diva,” and my experience (which is only about a dozen post-game interviews in a controlled team environment) suggests he’s not, it’s because the big U.S. media machine has declared him a diva.

Let’s not forget, you can’t be a “diva,” unless you’re allowed to be a diva and nobody enables Brett Favre like the American mainstream media machine.

Not only is mob wrong far too often, it’s way too whiney.

* * *

Now let me get this straight: First base umpire Gary Darling blows a call (what else is new?), Baltimore’s Ty Wigginton argues, inadvertently bumps the umpire and gets a three-game suspension, but the guy who screwed up the call gets no penalty at all?

Major League Baseball has truly messed up priorities.

Replay, please.

A Week in the Trenches.

The past week sure was fun.

1) LeBron James announced he was leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and was going to play with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade in Miami. Interesting choice. Wade and james play exactly the same game and Bosh did nothing in Toronto unless he had the ball. The Heat have no Rajon Rondo and no Pau Gasol. It will be fun to watch which one of these guys breaks down first.

If James really wanted to win, he’d have signed in Chicago. Gibson, Rose, Noah and Boozer with LeBron? That’s a winning combination.

In the meantime, his news conference was uncomfortable and embarrassing and it might just have been a little too foreboding for his own good.

2) Watched all or pieces of about 25 Major League Baseball games on MLB TV this week. Saw about 30 bad calls and four ejections. Why baseball is against replay is a question that just can’t be answered.

However, it feels good to be involved in the Northern League. The next time anyone says that umpiring in the NL is lousy, I can just point out how truly dreadful the umpiring is in the majors. Not one of those guys could call their dogs.

3) Had a chance to talk to author Jerrad Peters, the man who wrote, “We Call it Soccer,” about his impression of this year’s World Cup. A gigantic soccer maven, Peters had this to say about the final between the Netherlands and Spain coming up in about four hours:

“Hmmm… Am I happy with World Cup. Good question. I’m not sure whether this is a legendary World Cup, or an extremely sub-par one. I do know this—I am not at all excited for the final. It will be 0-0 after extra time and Spain will win on penalties. I will be shocked if it is an exciting game.”

Thanks, Jerrad. If you’re looking for excitement, the Goldeyes face Joliet at 1:30 p.m. CDT. If you can’t get to Canwest Park, the game will be live, with me and Kenny Wiebe, on Shaw TV Channel 9.

Now This is Lousy Officiating

I’ll admit, I probably whine too much about bad officiating. I mean on Wednesday night I was throwing pillows at the TV after a call at first base in the Phillies-Cardinals game — and no, I didn’t give a rat’s ass who won or lost.

How a Major League umpire can call a player out at first when his entire body is past the bag when the ball arrives makes one wonder how the guy got the job in the first place. Frankly, if anyone complains about umpiring in the Northern League this season, I’ll just refer them to the Majors. There are now three-to-five downright rotten calls, on average, per game and the strike zone, well the strike zone is an outright joke. As bad as we all think the Northern League can be, our guys are no worse than the umps in the bigs.

However, as I complain about baseball, hockey and football (NBA officials aren’t officials, they’re game managers) I must admit that no referee in any sport anywhere in the world could possibly be worse than the guy in this story.

According to Eurosport Magazine, a 32-year-old Croatian soccer player named Goran Tunjic,, was given a yellow card by the referee for diving. Trouble is, he wasn’t DIVING, he was DYING.

That’s right, as the referee was flashing the card around the stadium, Tunjic, who had fallen to the turf, was laying on the ground dying of a heart attack. Eurosport reported that when the official finally discovered that the player was suffering a legitimate medical crisis, he called for medical help.

No word as to whether or not the referee revoked the yellow card.

Another Week Amid the Strange and Misguided…

The 2010 Winnipeg Goldeyes training camp has started, the second round of the Stanley Cup playoffs are well on the way, the NBA has moved into the second round and the Major League Baseball season is one month into it.

It’s been an odd couple of weeks, but there is one thing we can always count on: Somebody will jerk over somebody else even if it’s just for a laugh.

Let’s ponder the strange and misguided…

1) The voice of my youth passed away on Tuesday night. Ernie Harwell, one of the nicest men I ever met, died of cancer at age 92. The voice of the Detroit Tigers from 1960-2002, Harwell was the quiet, pastoral sound in my head for almost every summer of my life.

I had a long interview with Harwell on the field at Joker Marchant Stadium in Lakeland, Fla., in 2002. He was kind and funny and he could tell one heck of a story. He got his first play-by-play job with the minor league Atlanta Crackers in 1934 at the age of 16 and went on to become, among other things, the only broadcaster ever traded for a player.

In 1948, the Crackers let Harwell out of his contract in order to join the Brooklyn Dodgers as a fill-in for another legend, Red Barber, in exchange for Minor League catcher Cliff Dapper.

When Bo Schembechler took over the Tigers as president in 1992, one of Schembechler’s first decisions was to fire Ernie Harwell. Schembechler, an ex-football coach who proved he couldn’t run a one-car funeral, was eventually dumped and Harwell was re-hired.

Ernie Harwell wasn’t Vin Scully or Jon Miller or Jack Buck or John Gordon or Charley Steiner or Tom Hamilton, great announcers all. Ernie Harwell had a sweet southern accent and a homey approach to the game, and he was the best I ever heard.

2) There is talk in Toronto about changing the nickname of the city’s NBA team from the Raptors to the Huskies.

Only in Toronto would that discussion start. And it starts because the Leafs aren’t in the playoffs, nobody cares about the Argos and nobody knows anything about baseball.

3) I loved how the American media handled Brett Favre’s injured ankle this past week.

When it became apparent that Favre might need minor surgery to relieve pain in the ankle – an ankle he injured long before the Vikings lost the NFC final to New Orleans – it was written this way: “Brett Favre will not be able to return this season without ankle surgery.”

After Favre said he’d contacted noted orthopaedic surgeon James Andrews about the ankle, he posted the following on his website:

I want to add to the information provided in the article that was published this morning on ESPN’s website. Given the reaction to the article, and the typical conclusion jumping, I thought I’d clarify a few things.

While my ankle has been bothering me, the injury is not debilitating. For example, I’m able to work around my property without any problems. Sure – certain exercises cause some ankle pain, but it’s nothing that I haven’t experienced (or played with) before. In fact, many people don’t realize that I injured my ankle before the NFC Championship game. I’ve had surgery on this ankle twice before, and I’ve played with the pain before. The hits I took throughout the 2009 season, including the Saints game, just added to the ankle pain and likely caused some bone spurs.

I don’t believe major surgery on the ankle would be required for me to return in 2010. I’ve consulted with Dr. Andrews on the phone, and a relatively minor procedure could be done to improve the dexterity of the ankle, and to relieve the pain. I’ve put up with pain worse than this in my career, and I didn’t want anyone to assume that the possibility of surgery was the sole factor that would determine whether I return or not. Some people reacting to the ESPN story have made this assumption. I don’t blame them for doing so, given that the term “surgery” often covers a variety of procedures, some more complex than others.

The ankle pain is a factor, but one of many factors that I’ll need to consider in making my decision. Other factors include the input of my family, and the wonderful experience that I had last year with the Vikings.

– Brett Favre

Sounds like Brett Favre will return to the Vikings this season. Surgery or no surgery.

It’s a Nasty World. Even Sports is Now the Domain of the Cold-Hearted and Truth Impaired.

If you’ve spent much of your life working hard and yet you’ve still been treated badly by employers and others in authority, people whom you thought had your back and didn’t,  you’ll know how Cathy Overton-Clapham and most Hispanics in the United States feel today.

Here’s another week of the bad and the ugly (there is so little good these days, I find myself omitting that part).

1) Saturday Night Live had a lot of fun with the new Fascist immigration law in Arizona.

In a state where Major League Baseball has the majority of its spring training operations, it will now be mandatory for Arizona police to maintain ongoing checks of the papers of Hispanic people, constantly harassing them to be sure they aren’t illegal aliens. Arizona didn’t have the cojones to go after the business people who hire illegals, instead they’re going to act like the SS and hunt down anyone who even looks Hispanic (in Arizona that will be a non-stop job).

On Weekend Update on SNL on Saturday, Seth Meyers mused, “’Show me your papers,’ was the standard Nazi line used in every World War II movie I ever watched. In fact, when somebody says ‘Show me your papers,’ doesn’t the Hitler family get a royalty cheque?”

On MSNBC, former sportscaster Keith Olbermann offered, “That’s a great law. During spring training next year, the cops will pull over Manny Ramirez for driving while Hispanic.”

The reality is this. If you combine all the Hispanic Major League baseball players with that Draconian law, you can’t possibly allow big league baseball to be played in Arizona anymore. Even if you ignore the basic racism in the law, anyone with a brain knows that at some point a Major League ball player is going to be pulled over, jailed and deported simply because he left his ID in his locker.

Baseball simply can’t put its players at risk. The law is racist in nature and will be racist in implementation and Hispanic ball players are now in danger in the state of Arizona.

2) Canadian curling icon Jennifer Jones and her pals, Jill Officer and Dawn Askin, fired teammate Cathy Overton-Clapham this week. They used the term “moving forward in a different direction,” as their rationale.

What a sack of crap.

Tell the truth ladies: “Cathy, we’ve decided to give little-hottie Kaitlyn Lawes your spot on the team because she’s younger and will look better on TV. Yeah, we know she doesn’t play the game as well as you, but hey, look at her, she’s hot. Hot like Jen. So listen, there’s a chance that without you, this move might translate into more corporate endorsements and TV opportunities over the long haul. You know how it is. So, ahh, see ya.”

Why is it, when people hurt other people, they have to lie about it. OK, they rationalize it first, then they lie about it.

If the Jones team wanted to improve, the other members would have fired Jones. Instead, they fired the all-star third at the Scotties and the third with the highest shooting percentage at the World Championship. While Jones was choking like a gagging dog at the worlds, Overton-Clapham was keeping the team in the competition.

Listen, what happens on a curling team is the business of the curlers, not anybody else. But when somebody asks why such a public decision was made — and be very clear, this was a public decision — there is really no need to lie about it. You aren’t protecting anybody.

You’re just making yourselves look like liars.

More Stuff Banging Around in My Noggin…

I was sitting in the press box at Canwest Park last night waiting for the Goldeyes and Joliet to get it on when my brain started to go thump, thump, thump.

Here’s what fell out onto the page…

1) Last Friday night, Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress felt that Brett Favre would play at least a half against Houston next Monday night.

Childress said all he wanted from Favre last Friday night in Minneapolis was to complete all the exchanges from centre-to-quarterback ad to hand the ball off to Adrian Peterson.

“If he completed a couple of passes, great,” Childress added. “That’s not what we were after. We have a 39-year-old guy playing his first game of the year after 2 1/2 days of practice. Taking the exchange from centre was a good first step for Brett.”

I asked Childress during the news conference how long he felt it would take Favre to get used to his teammates, the terminology, the surroundings and his own physical capabilities and Childress was forthright.

“Two weeks,” he said.

That sounds about right. Sounds like it was about right for Michael Bishop, too.

2) A website/newsletter/journalistic-type-place called the Bleacher Report, picked the Top 100 players in baseball this month. No. 1 was Albert Pujols. No argument there.

However, at No. 5 was Minnesota’s Joe Mauer. No. 5? Number Freakin’ 5?

I cancelled my subscription. Anyone who picks Mauer No. 5, hasn’t ever seen Mauer play and if they haven’t seen Mauer, they have nothing of interest to a baseball fan.

Mauer is a freakin’ catcher for goodness sake. He plays the toughest position on the field and throws bee-bees from his knees to each of the bases. He handles a pitching staff. He calls for pitches. He has to know everything going on out on the field at all time.

Meanwhile, he hits .380. And he’ll win the American League batting title this year with at least 30 home runs, 100 runs scored and 100 RBI even though he didn’t play a game until May 1.

However, he’ll also lead the AL in slugging percentage (.635) and on base percentage (.449) and right now, he leads Pujols in batting average and on-base percentage (Pujols is slightly ahead in slugging percentage, .665 to .635).

Mauer is a lifetime .328 hitter who won the AL batting title in 2006 (.347) and 2008 (.328) and he’s a freakin’ catcher. Oh yeah, and he’s only 26.

Hanley Ramirez and a couple of pitchers couldn’t carry Mauer’s 6-foot-5, 235-pound jock to the ballpark. The Bleacher Report is not a report. It’s a bunch of dudes farting around.

3) They say female South African runner Caster Semenya is not a woman, but a man. The IAAF is forcing her to undergo tests to determine that she’s indeed a woman. As it is for most sports governing bodies, humiliating people is an easy thing to rationalize. In fact, the IAAF “ordered” her to take the tests. Ordered.

Hey, I don’t know if she’s a man or a woman, but if she says she’s a woman, she’s a woman. What real man would want a woman’s medal anyway?

And besides, despite the humiliation she’s been forced to endure, one thing is certain. She has the best abs in sport … anywhere, anytime, any sex.

Some more things bouncing around inside my skull…

It was quite a week. We watched the Winnipeg Blue Bombers bring in a new quarterback, we headed off to Mankato, Minn., to watch opening day of Minnesota Vikings camp and then headed back to Minneapolis for the Twins-Angels series.

As a result, here are a few more things that went banging around in my brain this past week…

1) Last week, Blue Bombers head coach Mike Kelly was fined $1,000 for verbally abusing the officials in Week 4’s 19-5 loss to Toronto.

The Bombers were so dreadfully awful in that game that I didn’t really notice the officials much, but I will say this: CFL officials are so bad, so rotten, that somebody has to verbally abuse them. Just to keep them awake.

2) It sure didn’t take long for the Bombers to sour on defensive tackle Tyrone Williams and quarterback Richie Wlliams. Even before the team went to Toronto for this past Saturday’s game with the Argos, the two were gone. Released outright.

Wow! There was an awful lot of newspaper space wasted on those two four-week clunkers.

3) Here’s how you beat the Minnesota Twins: Walk Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau every time they come to the plate. Hell, I’ll take my chances with Michael Cuddyer or Jason Kubel.

If you let the “New M&M Boys” hit, they will. They’ll beat you. But if you never face them, they’ll score a couple of runs, but not enough to hurt you. After all, that Twins pitching staff is awful. It’s going to give up 8-12 a game (especially if you’re the Los Angeles Angels) and a couple of Twins runs won’t even dent that.

4) My old friend George Sherrill was traded from the Baltimore Orioles to the Los Angeles Dodgers on Thursday. He didn’t want to go, but he’ll now have a legitimate shot at winning a World Series. Not bad for a guy who spent 2002 and 2003 with the independent Winnipeg Goldeyes.

Asked by the Los Angeles Times after Friday’s game (where he struck out three of the four batters he faced) if he ever saw himself “reaching this point while he was toiling in the independent leagues,” Sherrill said: “I didn’t know what this point was. I just wanted to keep playing. I guess that’s why some girlfriends took off.”

5) There is a great deal of gnashing of teeth these days over “The List.” That’s baseball’s notorious list of people who were voluntarily and anonymously drug tested in 2003. It’s a list with 104 names on it, but only seven names have been leaked.

It’s a list that allows the mob-like mainstream media to continue to attack the game even though the mob-like mainstream media was a big part of the cover-up of steroid us in baseball when Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa were saving the game in 1998.

Because most members of the mainstream media have no idea what steroids are or what they do, they use the leaks from the list to vilify athletes and attack baseball’s credibility.

It’s unfortunate that commissioner Bud Selig is just a liar. He, of course, claimed that the people who agreed to be tested in 2003 would never see the results of those tests and that tests would never be made public. Now, the results are being leaked out bit by bit, most often to the New York Times, by someone who obviously has an agenda.

For the mainstream media, steroid use by athletes is always big news. For baseball fans, however, it’s meaningless. They really don’t care.

In fact, if I’m paying $100 for a ticket (remember, the mainstream media doesn’t pay for tickets and therefore doesn’t know what we’re paying to watch baseball these days), I want my jocks to be 6-foot-8, 300-pounds and have the ability to hit a baseball to the moon. I don’t care if fat, old Babe Ruth, a man who never hit against an African-American pitcher, has all his records broken, I want to be entertained when I pay exorbitant prices to watch a stinkin’ ball game in August.

6) The Ottawa Sun, home of the hopeful and silly Bruce Garrioch, a really nice guy who seems to go out of his way to create trade rumours that don’t exist — and never have — came up with a doozy this weekend. Even TSN and Rogers Sportsnet picked up on the story without checking out anything.

The latest rumour goes like this (and remember, this is the same Bruce Garrioch of the Ottawa Sun who had Vincent Lecavalier going to the Edmonton Oilers, Chris Pronger off to St. Louis, then Chris Pronger off to New Jersey, then Chris Pronger off to Boston, then Chris Pronger off to Toronto, Jay Bouwmeester to Edmonton — sheesh, he loves Edmonton — Scott Niedermayer off to Boston, Evgeni Malkin to the L.A. Kings, Ilya Kovalchuk to Montreal and on and on and on): The San Jose Sharks have offered F Jonathan Cheechoo and D Christian Erhoff to Ottawa in exchange for F Dany Heatley, but the deal won’t take place unless Montreal steps in and sends Mike Cammalleri (the free agent that Bob Gainey just signed) to San Jose to get Patrick Marleau (where did he come from?) and his $6.3 million contract.

The San Jose Mercury News called Sharks GM Doug Wilson. He denied he was interested in making a deal with the Senators. Meanwhile, if Garrioch had checked out the Habs payroll situation, it would become evident to him that the Canadiens couldn’t handle the salary cap hit.

At some point does the mainstream media look at Garrioch and say, “The Sky is Not Falling Today?” Or not? Do they just keep eating this stuff up.

If he was right once…

Umpires. The Scourge of Baseball

Major League Baseball’s lousy umpires — and my goodness, there is a load of those guys — reared their ugly heads again on Monday night.

A bad call, and I mean a very bad call, cost the Minnesota Twins a ninth-inning tie in a 14-13 loss at Oakland.

With two outs in the top of the ninth, Michael Cuddyer on second base and pinch runner Carlos Gomez on first, Oakland right-hander Michael Wuertz threw a wild pitch. Cuddyer hit third base at full speed and started heading home once he saw the ball bounce all the way to the backstop.

He slid into home plate, underneath Wuertz’s tag and was not only safe on every replay, but safe in real time.

But that’s when a call for replay in Major League Baseball was heard loudly in my living room. An umpire named Mike Muchlinski called Cuddyer out. I’m all for hiring the blind, but that call was ridiculous. Muchlinski owes all of baseball an apology, not just the Twins.

Granted, the Twins once had a 12-2 lead in that ball game and the bullpen blew its collective brains out. However, be that as it may, it’s no excuse for a brutally bad call with two out in the ninth.

When are those bat-blind big league umpires — there were three other bad calls on the highlight reels on Monday night — going to accept the fact that replay is like having an assistant. It’s not a tool designed to show anybody up. Hell, with HD screens and slow-motion replay, the umpires are being shown up every single night in the Majors. This year, there have been so many bad calls, it’s getting hard to keep up.

Monday night, the Twins were robbed. According to the St. Paul Pioneer Press: “Replays showed Cuddyer — who said after the game, ‘no doubt in my mind I was safe’  — slid in safely under the tag, but the Twins didn’t need to see a replay.” Nor did anybody with weak vision who happened to be impaired by drugs or alcohol. A drunk person could have seen clearly that Cuddyer beat the throw.

Baseball needs one of two things; (a) better umpires or (b) instant replay. Since it’s likely impossible to find anyone to fit category a, I opt for category b. Bring in instant replay for every disputed play, right freakin’ now.

Because the call on Monday night was so bad, it made the game look fixed. And the last thing baseball needs are fixers to go with all those steroid users.