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The Response to A-Rod’s 600th Homer Has Me in a Quandary

Watching Yankee fans and the Yankee announcers on the YES Network  this afternoon, made me wonder whatever happened to the American baseball media’s mob war against steroid users?

Both the fans and the announcers fawned all over Alex Rodriguez as he hit his 600th career home run against the Toronto Blue Jays. Indeed, A-Rod has hit 600 in his career, one of only seven to do so, and the fans had every right to be part of the celebration.

However, as the media honored Rodriguez today — as they certainly should have — I had to question why the feat is wonderful for Rodriguez, an admitted steroid user, but 600 homers wasn’t so wonderful for Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa? Remember, A-Rod is an admitted steroid user. In the meantime, the U.S. federal government has been trying to build a case against Bonds for almost a decade and yet they still have nothing. Sosa has said publicly that he as never used steroids. Still, both have been convicted by the American mainstream media mob as steroids abusers, even though there is no proof, only conjecture, rumour and innuendo.

So while Bonds and Sosa continue to be villified, Rodriguez, an admitted steroid user, is hailed as one of the sport’s all-time greats.

I’m in a quandary. Were steroids good for some heroes and not good for others? Is it because A-Rod is a Yankee and all things Yankee seem to be cheered in the U.S.? This is a strange one.

Personally? Good for A-Rod. 600 home runs at a time when there were as many pitchers (maybe more) on the juice as hitters, is quite an accomplishment.

Things that make you go, “hmmmm…”

It’s been another crazy week in the toy box. People acting like idiots, the mainstream media playing dumb and as ESPN’s Stuart Scott likes to say (and we’re paraphrasing), “plenty of noise and bluster but no substance.”

Some observations from the other side of the nut bin:

1) See ol’ Brett Favre had arthroscopic surgery on his ankle this week. Wonder if that will convince the American media geniuses that maybe, just maybe, he’ll play one final year in the NFL with the Minnesota Vikings?

I don’t know, sounds like a guy who is serious about his return, doesn’t it? C’mon, nobody has arthro at the clinic of the finest orthopedic surgeon in the world just to sit on the couch.

Of course, the AP decided that the ankle surgery story wasn’t the big Favre story of the week. Instead, the AP went bat-loonie over Favre’s little staged pep talk to the Southern Mississippi baseball team. Seems ol’ Brett said (with an hearty laugh. I’m sure) that if the Southern Miss boys get to the college World Series, he’ll return to the Vikings.

Is AP humour impaired?

The only thing that will keep Favre out of the Vikings season opener at the Superdome on Thursday night, Sept. 9, is a slow healing ankle. A really, really, really slow healing ankle.

2) The Memorial Cup has a silly format doesn’t it? The best team in the country, the Windsor Spitfires, reaches the Memorial Cup final on Tuesday and doesn’t play again until Sunday night.

Meanwhile, the Brandon Wheat Kings play two games against the Western Hockey League champion Calgary Hitmen in that time, before playing in the final.

And wasn’t that a miscarriage of justice? The Hitmen had won five consecutive games against the Wheaties and yet they lose the semifinal in overtime and they’re out. The level of hockey is terrific, the players are great, but the tournament that’s been designed to find Canada’s finest big time junior hockey team is a dinky little four-team TV show.

It should be an eight-team event or maybe just a three-team tournament based on a number of separate best of three series.

If Windsor doesn’t win by six tonight, they mailed it in.

3) Love that the holier-than-thou American media has decided to dump all over Brian Cushing for getting caught using Performance Enhancing Drugs (I also love that media-created term, “Performance Enhancing Drugs.” It implies that they work and they’re good for you).

Cushing was the AP defensive rookie of the year in 2009-2010, but was caught using the juice and suspended for four games this coming season. AP asked the media boys to re-vote on Cushing’s award and, not surprisingly, he won a second time so his award wasn’t taken away.

That prompted a number of the American media police force to drop bombs on Cushing as if Cushing was the only player in the NFL using PEDs. Hypocritical dicks.

Interestingly, not much was made of the fact Cushing was accused, along with teammate Clay Matthews, of being a regular PED user at USC. The outstanding website, Steroid Nation, had a story on Cushing and Matthews back on April 4, 2009. You can read it here.

Now, of course, we have a load of NFL players tied to Canadian PED doctor Anthony Galea, but the mainstream media wants to crucify Cushing because those morons seem to believe — or seem to want us to believe — that Cushing is the only guy in the NFL on the juice.

It’s like their incessant whining about Mark McGwire. Sure he took PEDs, but what were the pitchers doing?

The media demands that football players spend six months of every year playing like missiles with no regard for their bodies. Then, when one takes a treatment to recover from the brutal injuries he suffers every week – just to make the fans and the media happy — the international media comes down on him like a hammer.

Too bad most media people never played any sport at an elite level, let alone football. They might have been able to develop a different opinion of what they’ve helped create: Bigger, badder, meaner monsters.

In the meantime, it looks like Santana Moss will be the next player to get hammered for the fall of Western Civilization.

A Week in the Trenches. Mostly Reading and Listening to Silliness.

Why is it, when I turn on the TV or read the newspaper, I get a headache? …

Evidently Tiger Woods will play in the Masters, beginning April 8 at Augusta. It was pretty hard to miss the news even though we first reported it on the Tom & Joe on 92-CITI-FM on March 12 (check out the sports report on March 12 at www.92citifm.ca).

Naturally, the news that Woods would return to the Tour brought out all the holier-than-thou media judgment passers. “Tiger did this. Tiger did that. What a jerk. What a bad guy.” After awhile, it just got tiresome.

It never ceases to amaze me that a group of people — media people — who, more often than not, have been through a couple of marriages, usually as a result of bad behaviour, can rip a professional athlete because he sometimes thinks with his second brain.

Seems to me this is just like the steroid scandal. These people didn’t know what Tiger was doing and when they found out they were embarrassed. So, like a mindless mob, they attacked. Its the same phenomenon that resulted when they were embarrassed for keeping steroid use in baseball quiet for all those years. Now they love to take shots at Mark McGwire even though McGwire  used steroids when steroids weren’t on any banned-substance list because baseball didn’t have a banned-substance list.

Oh yeah, I forgot, the media still believes it was McGwire’s fault and that pitchers NEVER used steroids. Mob rule is indeed mindless.

The biggest problem we face in the world is the misinformation and disinformation doled out by the mainstream media.

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In recent weeks, the Canadian media has had a field day hopping on the “stop-head-shots” bandwagon. Canadian columnists have been screaming for the NHL to penalize players who check other players in the head.

Naturally, the people doing the screaming have never played hockey — or never played the game at a high level — and they have this belief that a 6-foot-3, 220-pound defencemen wearing the finest equipment in the history of the sport, using skates that help him fly like the wind, can make a decision in mid-bodycheck to alter his target. In fact, so many players who have taken head shots have taken them because they had their head down and were off-balance, falling or in an unorthodox position. Sadly, while the media mob screams to find some special penalty for what they call “pre-meditated headshots,” it took Eric Duhatschek in the Globe and Mail to find former NHL referee Bruce Hood.

Hood was clear: “The NHL already has rules that, if called, would almost completely eliminate head shots.” The trouble with the NHL is that the rulebook isn’t really a rulebook, it’s just a suggestion.

If there is a problem with headshots and the resulting concussions, the problem is simple. The players are too big and fast; the light, hard-plastic equipment is dangerous; and the ice surface is too small. On top of that, the league’s referees don’t want to call a penalty on every rush, so the rulebook is never adhered to, at least not literally.

The media can scream all it wants about eliminating headshots, but if the NHL wants to market itself as a fast, collision sport, then accidents will happen even if the league starts kicking out players who inadvertently bodycheck opponents higher than they should. And I really love how people on TV can mind-read and tell me if a player is taking a shot at an opponent’s head on purpose. I love that. I wonder if they know tonight’s 6/49 winner too?

Any rule designed to eliminate headshots will be for show. The rule will be meant to protect the players, but in a sport as fast and violent — with players as big as they are today — as professional hockey, injuries, even serious head injuries, can’t be eliminated. At least, not if the people who run the sport want the sport to be the exciting sport they have today.

Why Are Steroids Bad For Athletes and Fans and Why is Using Them Called Cheating?

As Mark McGwire comes clean and the mutton-headed mainstream media allows Jose Canseco to take shots at him, my Grassroots News publisher Arnold Asham asked the following rhetorical questions (this is a re-working of a Scott Taylor column that was published in Grassroots News in 2008).

“What’s wrong with professional athletes using steroids? And who cares if they do?”

The questions are brilliant in their simplicity and I must admit, I’ve had a lot of trouble trying to come up with an honest, moral and ethical argument against either query.

Let’s start with Question 2: “Who cares if they do?” Evidently nobody. Recently, you couldn’t buy a decent Detroit Tigers ticket (for Grapefruit League or the regular-season schedule) even though four Tigers’ stars at the time, Gary Sheffield, Carlos Guillen, Magglio Ordonez and Ivan Rodriguez, had been linked to steroid use.

Now, on to Question 1: “What’s wrong with professional athletes using steroids?” Well, let me tell you, I’ve heard all the arguments:

“Steroids are bad for you.”

“Using performance enhancing drugs is cheating.”

“It’s not a level playing field if you use steroids.”

OK, but why? No one, not even the king of drug cops, the World Anti-Doping Agency’s former chair Dick Pound has ever been able to answer that question. Pound and his followers have created the bad rap, but they’ve never once given a clear indication as to why steroids are bad.

In November of 2005 in the publication “Virtual Mentor,” the American Medical Association’s Journal of Ethics, Dr. Norman Fost, director of the Program in Medical Ethics at the University of Wisconsin, wrote an article entitled “Steroid Hysteria: Unpacking the Claims.”

He answered the questions Pound and the mainstream media horde have never answered. Although, I would doubt neither Pound nor the mainstream media would have appreciated or agreed with his answers.

“The long campaign to demonize and prohibit the use of anabolic steroids in sports—in the press, by the United States Congress, and by the offices of the leaders of sports—has been so strident and one-sided that a literate person would have little reason to suspect there is another side to the story,” Dr. Fost wrote. “But it is the business of ethics to present justifications for actions, and the claims that have been made for prohibiting the use of anabolic steroids by competent adults appear to be incoherent, disingenuous, hypocritical, and based on bad facts.”

The worst excuse is the one that suggests that because of steroids, the playing field is not level and competition is unfair. That would be true if performance-enhancing drugs were not easily available and if big league athletes didn’t make enough money to pay for them. And these are the same big league athletes who often take “legal” cortisone shots or naproxen sodium pills in order to play while injured. These are the people who eat legal painkillers “like M & Ms” and make regular use of the legal muscle-building supplement, Creatine.

According to Fost, “Competition can be unfair if there is unequal access to such enhancements, but equal access can be achieved more predictably by deregulation than by prohibition. It is hypocritical for leaders in Major League Baseball to trumpet their concern about fair competition in a league that allows one team (the Yankees) to have a payroll three times larger than most of its competitors.”

For years, we’ve heard the argument that taking steroids causes acne on the back, a large, square forehead, loss of hair, shrinking of testicles and, eventually, an early death. As an ethicist, those claims confuse Fost.

“Good ethics starts with good facts, and the claims on this point are, to understate the case, seriously overstated,” he wrote. “Articles abound in the mass media on the life-threatening risks of anabolic steroids: cancer, heart disease, stroke, and so on. What is missing are peer-reviewed articles in scientific journals to support the claims.”

Fost loves to site the case of former Oakland Raiders linebacker Lyle Alzado. According to Fost: “So Lyle Alzado, the NFL all-star, is presented on the front page of the New York Times and the cover of Sports Illustrated because of an alleged steroid-related brain tumor. What is missing is a single article, or evidence, or even a quote from any authority on the topic to support any connection between steroids and Alzado’s tumor.”

Another argument that makes Fost laugh in disgust is the one that suggests anabolics are unnatural and “undermine the essence of sport.”

“This claim seems predicated on the notion that there is some essence of sport. Oh, spare me,” Fost says. “Sports are games, invented by humans, with arbitrary rules that are constantly changing. Since the beginning of recorded history, athletes have used an infinite variety of unnatural assists to enhance performance, from springy shoes to greasy swimsuits, bamboo poles to better bats, and endless chemicals from carb-filled diets to Gatorade drinks. Why is there not a ban on training in high altitudes, or sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber, for the purpose of raising hemoglobin to unnatural levels?”

Here’s another one that gives our University of Wisconsin ethicist indigestion: “Steroids undermine the integrity of sports records.”

“Of all the proposed punishments for Rafael Palmeiro, the Baltimore Orioles slugger who was reported to have tested positive for steroids, the favorite seemed to be to abolish his home run records,” Fost recalled. “The implicit concern is that Babe Ruth or Roger Maris is being unfairly deprived of his place in history. But steroids are only one of many reasons why the old records keep falling. The fences are shorter, the pitching mound is lower, the ball is livelier, the strike zone keeps changing, and so on. The left field fence in Jacobs Field is more than 100 feet closer than it was in Municipal Stadium when it opened in the 1930s, so let’s have some asterisks for home runs at The Jake and every other stadium with shortened fences.”

Everyone will agree that kids shouldn’t use steroids. Kids shouldn’t use any drugs at all, frankly.

And don’t forget, scientific study provides clear proof that beverage alcohol is much worse for you – athlete or non-athlete – than steroids will ever be. Just ask former NHL all-star defenceman Rob Ramage who has gone to jail for four years because he drank too much and drove his car.

Strange but hypocritically true: Beverage alcohol is not only legal, our provincial government advertises it and encourages its use.

We live in a drug-centric society. All you have to do is watch the nightly news shows in the United States and you will see one drug advertisement after another. There is now a drug to get it up, take it down, wake up in the morning, go to sleep at night. There are drugs for acid reflux (burping), for restless leg syndrome (whatever) and too much cholesterol (change your diet). Our society now exists on drugs.

But as Dr. Fost maintains, the media has decided that the use of anabolic steroids in sport should be illegal. Trouble is, no one has made it very clear as to why. How is it that beverage alcohol and prescription painkillers are “good” for us, but muscle-building designer drugs are not?

Personally, I don’t doubt steroids should be outlawed in sport. I’m not sure our publisher, Mr. Asham, would argue that steroids should be outlawed. It’s just that we’d both like someone to give us a good reason why.

A Weekend In the Trenches.

After a weekend of watching football, basketball and hockey and, for the most part, it was quite enjoyable. Then, on Monday, the sports world hit the proverbial fan. So to speak.

From Mark McGwire to the Green Packers and from bad announcing to a general load of mainstream media bullcrackers, it’s been quite a few days.

Let’s review and discuss…

1) On Monday, Mark McGwire, the new hitting coach of the St. Louis Cardinals and the man who saved baseball in 1998 sent out a release saying that he used steroids during his big league career.

Wow! Who knew?

I wrote a lot about Mark McGwire’s use of Androstenedione in 1998 and was told quite clearly by a Winnipeg Free Press editor that I should leave the man alone. Funny, how the mainstream media mob changed after people realized that andro was, indeed, a steroid precursor and a pretty solid stacking agent.

These scoops just keep on coming.

2) Monday, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers played down the alleged facemask penalty that was missed (what else is new?) during his overtime fumble, the one that cost the Packers the game.

While a group of Packers fans threatened to sue the NFL for the non-call, Rodgers said his team had a couple of chances to win that football game, but the defence didn’t have an answer for the Cardinals offence.

Meanwhile, it was still a penalty and it was missed (or ignored). But what else is new in the NFL?

3) My old friend, Bruce Dowbiggin had a great item in his Usual Suspects column in the Globe and Mail on Monday. Dowbiggin wrote: “Why we’ve missed Joe Theismann, Master of the Obvious. ‘When you don’t have a field-goal kicker who can make the kicks, it’s so deflating for everybody.’ Deflating. We know how that feels. ‘It’s so important to get into the visual sight of the quarterback,’ the former CFL QB told us Saturday. Yeah, that invisible sight is a real beyatch.”

I tend to watch a lot of football with the mute button on. I have no problem with the play-by-play guys. Jim Nantz, Joe Buck, Don Criqui, Gus Johnson, they’re fine. It’s the colour analysts that drive me nuts.

Thiesmann is bad, Jon Gruden is like fingernails on a chalkboard. But Darryl Johnston and Phil Simms take the cake. They just talk for the sake of talking. Or cheerlead for the sake of cheerleading. And by the fourth quarter, they’ve contradicted half the things they said in the first quarter. After awhile, it just gets silly and annoying.

Thankfully, we have a mute button.

4) Received this from my good friend, Fort Rouge Ted on Sunday:

“PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP. Does anyone know how to cancel an e-Bay bid?

“I put in a bid for a ‘Mickey Mouse Outfit,’ and now it seems I’m only six minutes away from owning the Toronto Maple Leafs.”

I know it’s cruel. But it IS funny.

BBWAA Doesn’t Let Anyone Down. They’re Still a Collection of the Mindless, Arrogant and Ignorant.

The Baseball Writers Association of America is an antiquated little organization that once played a legitimate role in electing the members of the Baseball Hall of Fame. After all, there was a time when the members of the BBWAA attended all or most of the games, even the post-season, and truly had an impact on the day-to-day operation of Major League Baseball.

Today, however, this traditional old boys club, is just another relic from the past. Because their employers’ don’t have the ready cash they once did, very few newspapers even bother to cover the post-season anymore. There are many members of the BBWAA who see fewer games, live in a season, than I do.

On Wednesday of this week, the BBWAA proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that just like newspapers, the time has come to put this obsolete, snot-nosed old boys club to rest. It’s time to create a committee of baseball people to decide who gets into the Hall of Fame.

Baseball writers can’t do it anymore. They were important once, but it’s reached the point that this gigantic collection of booze-swilling non-athletes, old men who can’t even read statistics, let alone understand what they’re watching, has to be relieved of their Hall of Fame duties.

Now I have no problem with Andre Dawson being inducted into the Hall of Fame, but if a lifetime .279 hitter (9,927 ABs) with 438 homers, 1373 runs, 1,591 RBI, 314 stolen bases, 503 doubles and no championships gets into the Hall, then it’s time to open the doors to everybody. This is a guy who never played in a World Series. I mean, how do you possibly induct Andre Dawson into the Hall and NOT Roberto Alomar? That’s just insane.

Of course, the idiots of the BBWAA already proved their shocking group insanity when they elected light-hitting Ozzie Smith to the Hall. Smith did backflips and turned some routine plays into highlight-reel spectaculars, but he had a pea-shooter for a bat. Sure, he could flash the leather, but he was a marginal hitter.

In 19 seasons, Smith hit .262 (9396 ABs) with with 28 home runs (28??? That’s not a Hall of Fame number, even for a middle infielder), 1257 runs, 793 RBI, 580 stolen bases, 402 doubles and won one World Series championship. He had a lifetime fielding percentage of .978. With 1,072 walks, Smith had a lifetime on-base percentage of .337.

Meanwhile, as these mindless knobs proved yesterday, they don’t even look at careers or statistics when they cast their ballots.

Once again, Detroit Tigers legend Alan Trammell was kept out of the Hall. In fact, Trammell received only 121 votes. These BBWAA people are an embarrassment to humanity, not just baseball. Bad enough that they enabled Mark McGwire and now hate him because they knew he was fooling with steroids, but didn’t have the guts to write anything about it when he was saving baseball in 1998, now they ignore Trammell’s class and numbers while voting for people who couldn’t carry the former Tigers’ shortstop’s cleats to the park.

Trammell hit .285 (better than Dawson) in 20 major league seasons, all with the same team. He had 8,388 at bats, 2,365 hits, 1,231 runs, 412 doubles, 185 homers, 1,003 RBI and 236 stolen bases. He had seven seasons in which he hit .300 or better. His on-base percentage was .352 (better than Smith). He won four gold gloves, three silver sluggers and was an all-star six times. In 1984, he was the World Series MVP as the Tigers won their only title in 41 years.

He also has exactly the same lifetime fielding percentage as Ozzie Smith.

He has generally better numbers than Hall of Fame infielder Red Schoendienst and has considerably better numbers, over a longer career, than Hall of Fame shortstop Phil Rizzuto (both, by the way, deserve to be in the Hall).

And while we’re at it, Barry Larkin had a nice career, but not 157 votes better than Alan Trammell’s career. The voting is a freakin’ joke. These people are messed up.

The only way baseball can fix the idiocy that’s been created by the BBWAA is to end the association’s hold on the Hall. These guys are as dead as the industry in which they work and it’s time to get them away from baseball’s greatest shrine.

The Sports Media Never Disappoints. Another Week of Stunning B.S.

I promised myself I would not criticize the mainstream media this week. Like far too many of THEM, I was becoming a one-trick pony.

Then the bull cupcakes hit the industrial-sized fan and we were blasted by a another week of utter insanity.

So with apologies to those who think I’m getting a little obsessed with this crap, here’s another look at another week of the mainstream media’s crazy talk.

1) The Winnipeg Football Club sent out a news release on Monday announcing that ticket renewals were running at a 97 per cent pace for 2010. And very few of those renewals had come in since the firing of Mike Kelly late last week.

Nice job. Good for the football club. Is it true? Who knows? But if it is, it means that almost every word written by our local papers during the last football season was a fabrication.

We all read this stuff every day. Both papers made it sound as if Kelly’s presence would mean that every single Bomber fan would cancel his season tickets. According to the papers, the fans all hated Mike Kelly so much, they were never going to go back to another game. They were never going to buy another ticket, period.

We were told that most of the Bomber board was so worried that if Kelly stuck around, the club might never sell another ticket again.

Well, apparently all the people screaming about never buying another ticket, never bought one in the first place. 97 per cent renewals?! That’s damn good.

If that’s true, only one thought comes to mind here: Liar liar pants on fire.

And we’re not referring to the Bombers. We’re referring to the newspapers. If the 97 per cent renewal thing is true, why would you believe a word written in a Winnipeg newspaper? The entire Kelly mess was the creation of a group of people so embarrassed by the fact the local football coach called “B.S.” on ‘em, that they waged war. The papers won, but apparanetly they did it with what we now see as outright lies.

2) There has not been a major trade in the NHL this year and there are fewer major trades every year, thanks in no small way to the NHL’s salary cap. However, if you read the Winnipeg Sun on Sunday, you’d think teams were making deals daily.

Sun Media’s Bruce Garrioch, who writes in Ottawa, now has every player in the NHL with the exception of Joe Thornton, Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin on the trading block. This weekend, the Sun had Sheldon Souray, Vincent Lecavalier, Teemu Selanne and Eric Staal on the road to different teams, while almost every starting goalie in the NHL was apparently heading to the Philadelphia Flyers. Just for fun, the Ottawa Sun added Philly’s Jeff Carter and Edmonton’s Shawn Horcoff and Lubomir Visnovsky to the list of players about to be moved, “Any second. Maybe now. Tomorrow. Next week. We’re sure of it. Unnamed sources told us. Who nows?

Oh, poppycock.

Sun Media’s NHL trade rumours have gone way past just the rumour stage. It’s now reached the level of completely silly.

3) The Associated Press is convinced that Brett Favre and Brad Childress dislike each other and Favre is righteously angry at Childress because the coach even suggested that he might take Favre out of a game.

The game was Sunday night’s debacle against Carolina, a 26-7 loss  in which there wasn’t a member of the offensive line who could block the Panthers’ Julius Peppers — or anybody else for that matter. Favre was getting killed in there and Childress said on Monday that he suggested to his quarterback that it might be safer if he came out of the game.

Favre didn’t like the idea, the two talked about it and Favre stayed in. And then he nearly got his head ripped off by a Carolina defensive line that had a field day with a lethargic Vikings O-line.

Monday, I listened to the Childress news conference and the coach made an interesting point. He said: “We don’t do anything in a vacuum. On the sidelines we talk a bout a lot of things. In terms of my question to Bret, it was something that was talked through. I wish I could remember how it finished.”

It was no big deal, but the AP, along with a few other outlets, wanted to turn it into a big deal. Just like they turned “Unhappy Randy Moss hates Tom Brady,” into a story that wasn’t a story two weeks ago.

In guess you missed it, Moss was absolutely tremendous last week in a 17-10 Patriots win in Buffalo and the mainstream media was wrong. Again.

I guess when you’re not selling any papers and your business model has virtually collapsed, manufacturing stories works a lot better than the truth.

4) Because I’m always criticizing, I must admit that I go on daily searches looking for good stuff. Found a nice rant yesterday afternoon on ESPN radio, when host Kevin Cowherd went after a caller who suggested the National League was more exciting than the American League because the NL does not have the designated hitter.

Cowherd went nuts. And in a good way. He asked the caller why the NL is better without a DH and the guy responded, “the strategy,” and Cowherd echoed everything I’ve been thinking for years.

“When baseball was in trouble in the 1990s, what saved it?” Cowherd asked, “strategy or home runs? You don’t even have to answer that.

“Home runs saved baseball. McGwire and Sosa saved baseball. Strategy? Nobody goes to baseball games to watch strategy and don’t start handing me this ‘baseball traditionalists’ stuff either. Nobody cares about strategy. Strategy doesn’t make you hot. Home runs make you hot. The old double-switch. I love the old double-switch. Oh, that’s exciting. Your girlfriend gets so hot after the double-switch that she says, ‘Honey I’m so hot, I have to go back to the hotel right now.’ What a crock!

“Home runs saved baseball. Two-out bunts by pitchers didn’t save baseball.”

Then he got personal with the caller, who just happened to be from St. Louis.

“Even in St. Louis, the only person who cares about strategy is Tony LaRussa and yet his best friend is Mark McGwire. His best friend on the field right now is Albert Pujols, a guy who hits home runs.  David Eckstein is strategy. Yeah, everybody loves David Eckstein. The biggest heroes in St. Louis are Albert Pujols, Mark McGwire and Stan Musial — all power guys! Strategy nearly killed baseball. Home runs saved it. I’d rather watch a DH hit than a pitcher hit every single day. And there is nothing more boring than the old double-switch. Baseball is entertainment, not homework.”

Kevin Cowherd is a our media monster of the week.

Another Week of Craziness. The Business Just Gets Nuttier

It would be insane to suggest that anything at all is surprising anymore.

You have the owners of the Toronto Argonauts (a franchise that looked pretty good when they bought it) telling people they might be interested in acquiring the Phoenix Coyotes. Man, how many teams can you kill at once?

You have Kansas City Chiefs runningback Larry Johnson using “a gay slur” to describe newspaper reporters. No wonder gay people are upset.

And you have newspaper people wetting themselves over Mark McGwire’s return to baseball when every, single poll suggests that 65-80 per cent of baseball fans (depending on the poll) don’t care what he may or may not have done in 1997.

Of course, it doesn’t end there. This was another crazy week

1) The Ottawa Sun is at it again. The newspaper that creates more trade rumours than a handful of drunks at a sports bar now has the following on its plate: Brian Burke is actively pursuing a goaltender (who knew?), the Florida Panthers are trying to trade Nathan Horton (the GM has denied it), the Philadelphia Flyers are interested in signing Brendan Shanahan (should be easy, he’s an unemployed free agent) and the Carolina Hurricanes are ready to trade anyone and everyone (really?).

As I’ve always said, “If it’s in a newspaper, believe whatever it is you want to believe.”

2) The officiating in last Sunday’s Minnesota-Pittsburgh game was a complete embarrassment to the NFL. So embarrassing in fact, that it looked like a fix. I wonder which NFL officials had money on that game?

Sadly, all officiating everywhere at every level is awful. We’ve watched the horrible baseball umpiring this fall (how about that non-catch-turned-doubleplay by Ryan Howard on Thursday night?) and we’ve watched CFL, NFL, NBA and NHL officials look either lost or phony.

The biggest problem with sport these days isn’t steroids, it’s lousy officiating.

3) I love how even some Bomber players were sheepish about last Saturday afternoon’s 41-24 win over the Montreal Alouettes. Anthony Calvillo didn’t play and therefore, it wasn’t really a big win.

Baloney. If Calvillo had played last Saturday, the Bombers would have won by 30, not 17. Calvillo can’t run out of trouble like Adrian McPherson did.

Calvillo would have been killed last Saturday. Frankly, I think the Bombers are very, very pleased that Calvillo is playing this Sunday. I’m sure Phillip Hunt and Odell Willis are salivating at the thought of taking that rush to Montreal’s old man.

4) The publishing company that was going to back a book by former NBA referee Tim Donaghy has pulled the plug on the book, stating:  “After a close legal review of the final manuscript of ‘Blowing the Whistle’ by Tim Donaghy, and our independent evaluation of some of the author’s sources and statements, Triumph Books and Random House have decided not to go forward with the book’s publication. Our decision is wholly our own and was made without consultation with any outside parties or individuals.”

Yeah, right. That just smells like bullshit.

Donaghy was about to tell the truth and a lot of influential people in the United States want no part of the truth. Excerpts I’ve seen include a number of different accusations regarding wagering between officials that are actually handling the NBA games they’re gambling on (not in the least bit surprised), favoritism toward star players (that’s freakin’ obvious), and a desire on the league’s part to make sure playoff series went as long as possible (and that surprises people?).

Donaghy is painted as a rogue and a bad guy by the NBA. He is. But he’s also trying to get the truth off his back. And the truth is ugly. There is no game on the planet that looks as phony as the NBA. Like, whatever happened to travelling? Since when could stars take nine steps to the hoop? The NBA looks more like European team handball than basketball.

All around us, the insanity runs rampant…

It’s amazing, sometimes, how people think. In Ottawa, Eugene Melnyk wants to build a soccer stadium in hopes of attracting a major league soccer team, but he refuses to discuss allowing a Canadian Football League franchise to share the facility.

So Melnyk, the man who has helped kill his own Ottawa Senators, fights the CFL’s backers from government funds.

Insanity.

Here’s another.

Former Minnesota Twins reliever J.C. Romero will serve a 50-game suspension for “using steroids,” and the fat, drunk Philadelphia media likes to call him a cheater.

Why? Because Romero was suspended in january for testing positive for a banned substance — an over-the-counter sbstance he purchased at the GNC in the mall.

“I didn’t do nothing wrong,” Romero told reporters at training camp.”It’s ridiculous. I don’t think I should be suspended 50 games. It doesn’t make any sense to me. They have some rules they have to follow, and it’s very unfortunate that I have to be the one paying the price. In my mind, I think it’s insane. I think it’s unfair. I’m being, they say, negligent, but then I’m being accused as somebody who takes steroids. That doesn’t fly too well. But it is what it is.”

He did NOT use an illegal drug, but his name will forever be linked with players who took steroids. The product he bought, “6-OXO” contains androstenedione, a steroid pre-cursor, and the same substance Mark McGwire used in 1998. Baseball banned it after McGwire used it.

Until baseball bans beverage alcohol and tobacco, two substances that are addictive and are scientifically proven to cause illness and death, the witch-hunt that continues for real and even non-steroid users will remain a monument to the insanity of the people who run baseball. 

Or a monument to the baseball media which is quite possibly even more insane than the owners.