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Five Questions

These might not be the most profound questions of the day, but they all involve  stuff that’s chafing at my butt…

1. Why is it that the Atlanta Spirit Group wants to sell the Atlanta Thrashers and True North Sports and Entertainment wants to buy the team and both sides have agreed to a price of $170 million ($110 million for the team plus a $60 relocation fee) and yet the NHL is still holding up the deal? Do the other NHL owners really want to stay away from Winnipeg that badly?

2. Why is it that alleged baseball fans still hate the designated hitter? Do they really want to see pitchers hit? They must be the people who watch NASCAR races only for the crashes.

3. Why do sideline reporters on big time network TV almost always ask their post- game interview subjects this question: “So Big Bobby, how do you feel?” I can answer that: If he won, he feels good. If he lost he feels bad. Gee-zus…

4. Since when was the CFL draft important? Most Canadian players who are drafted, take two years to play anything more than special teams and then end up playing for half a dozen teams before their careers end anyway. Is this another thing created by TSN because it’s a tiny bit more interesting than poker?

5. Why do big league baseball people like interleague play? I’m all for the Yankees-Mets or Cubs-White Sox, but Minnesota-Arizona or Detroit-Pittsburgh? There is nothing more meaningless in baseball than interleague play.

This pounding in my head is starting to hurt. Lots of little things making me crazy these days…

Here’s what’s rattling around in my cranium this weekend:

1) According to nhl.com, The Calgary Flames claimed Winnipeg’s Nigel Dawes, a restricted free agent, off waivers from the Phoenix Coyotes. Another great off-season move by the Flames and a tremendous break for Dawes.

Nigel can score and grind, depending on what a team needs. He also comes cheap and for a club like the Flames with all that high-priced talent — Phaneuf, Iginla, Kiprusoff, Regehr and Bouwmeester — a good player like Dawes, who isn’t expensive, fits right under the Calgary cap quite nicely.

It’s a great move by the Flames and another loss for Phoenix, one of the worst franchises — on and off the playing surface — in any sport.

2) The loudest message sent by anyone playing in the Canadian Football League on Thursday night was sent by B.C. Lions quarterback Jarious Jackson. After an injury to Buck Pierce, Jackson took over the offence of the 0-2 Lions and essentially told head coach Wally Buono he, not Pierce, was the No. 1 QB in B.C.

Jackson went 19-for-28 for 362 yards and four touchdowns in a 40-22 shellacking of the Eskimos in Edmonton. It’s probably time for a change on the West Coast.

3) Even the Hamilton Tiger-Cats are now saying that the alleged Blue Bombers’ “spy” Ron Trentini, was about as useless as oil on a duck.

This past week’s nonsensical “spygate” was a media-manufactured scandal designed to feed the beast. It had nothing to do with cheating, football or even good reading. It was a waste of time and Bomber head coach Mike Kelly knew that from Day 1.

The mainstream media, meanwhile, just made up a story where one didn’t exist, proving once again that most of them have never played on a slo-pitch team, let alone a football team.

Meanwhile, if the CFL is going to send out missives chiding people for perceived wrongdoing, the note they should send to Mike Kelly is the one that warns the Bomber coach about  scooping good players from Edmonton and B.C. Kelly probably owes the dog-ass Eskimos and Lions more compensation for literally stealing Sideeq Shabazz, Stefan Lefors, Fred Perry, Tyrone Williams and Kelly Bates.

4) It’s the mid-season mark of the 2009 NASCAR campaign and, my  two NASCAR buddies, Camshaft Pierce and Tirehead Campbell, have made their choices for biggest disappointment and biggest surprise of the first half of the season.

The biggest disappointments? No question about it, the consistently poor showing of Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the failure of Carl Edwards, David Ragan and the Haas Racing team. The most pleasant surprises? Again, no doubt. Tony Stewart, winning and leading the point standings as an owner-driver and Mark Martin winning four times as a 50-year-old

5) Our Headline of the Week:

Tom McGouran pointed this one out at 7:10 a.m. on Friday, during another lively moment on 92-CITI-FM radio’s Tom and Joe Show.

McNair Murder Not Likely To Deter Player Infidelities: Winnipeg Sun.

Now that one doesn’t even pass the “no-shit” test. Wonder which crack AP editor assigned that in-depth, tell-me-something-I-don’t-already-know story?

No wonder young people have stopped reading newspapers.

Three more little things pounding in the back of my head…

I just can’t help myself. Like most sports fans, little things bug me and I can’t them out of my cranium.

For instance…

1) I love NASCAR, but this year, things have been crazy — and often dull. The races are too long, there are too many cautions, the cars all look the same and there are so many dead spots in the TV telecasts, that it’s almost as snoozy as golf tournaments without Tiger.

Lately, however, things have become very troubling and now NASCAR has a real mess on its hands.

And they can blame it all on drug testing.

NASCAR now wants a federal judge to reverse his own ruling that lifted the ban on driver Jeremy Mayfield and will now allow Mayfield to compete. NASCAR wants the judge to reinstate the ban and keep Mayfield off the track in order to protect its questionable drug-testing policy.

After weeks of speculation, NASCAR finally claimed that Mayfield had tested positive for methamphetamines, but during Mayfield’s appeal, the judge said the chance of a false positive was, “quite substantial.”

Quite substantial?

OK, so it’s partly Mayfield’s fault. Anyone who would turn over their fluids to these phony drug testing labs, is taking a gigantic chance. Still, when a judge calls the chance of a false positive, “quite substantial,” then somebody should start looking into these labs.

Nowhere else on earth does anyone claim to be without error. Yet these “flawless” labs take an athlete’s fluids and then come back and return verdicts of guilty (or not guilty) even though the fluid bottles are opened by humans and tested by humans. The chance for contamination is overwhelming, but sports associations believe every word these labs tell them. And yet there is no proof that the tests were even done on the subject’s fluid. They could have been done on a dog’s pee for all anyone knows.

Drug testing is done randomly, arbitrarily and without scrutiny, for huge costs to the sport associations. We’d all be better off if sports were all like the CFL. Don’t test, don’t care.

And the popularity of the CFL has proven that the fans DO NOT CARE.

2) Poor Mike Kelly The media in Winnipeg already hates him and he’s only lost one game (19-17 In a rain storm IN Edmonton).

Now that the Bombers will be without 1,000-yard wide-receiver Derick Armstrong, some of the Winnipeg pundits (none of whom have ever played a sport or coached one) are blasting Kelly for everything except the African AIDS epidemic.

Armstrong, a very good receiver, has had his locker cleaned out and is being shopped around the CFL because he refused to play in a football game.

It was a stupid decision and one figures if Armstrong had apologized for an error in judgment (a big error in judgement), Kelly would have let the thing go. But Armstrong didn’t apologize and only made things worse by using some crazy excuse that he wasn’t “respected” enough.

Oh, bite me. Nobody in the CFL is respected. The contracts aren’t guaranteed. It’s minor-league football. If you refuse to play, you should be cut. Kelly cut Armstrong. there is no controversy, other than the one the local newspapers want to create.

3) After spending a weekend in Minneapolis watching the Twins and Tigers, I’ve come to the following conclusion: If you simply walk Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau every time they come to the plate, you will beat the Minnesota Twins every single time you play them.

Sure, it will look chicken-shit but you’ll win.

Michael Cuddyer just doesn’t provide enough protection in the lineup for two of the best hitters in the game. Frankly, I’d never throw a strike to either one of them.

Steroid tests, shorter NASCAR races and Larry Fitzgerald: Three more things rattling around in my noggin

A Monday morning potpourri…

1) When it was revealed that Alex Rodriguez was linked to a positive drug test in 2003 (I love that weasly-speak, “linked to a positive drug test,”), it was also revealed that there were actually 104 players on a list who were “linked to a positive drug test.”

 

Huh? While the mainstream media continues to harp on A-Rod, doing its very best to destroy both Rodriguez and baseball, it has somehow ignored the other 103 players (I guess the names weren’t big enough for a decent witch-hunt) on the list.

 

Which brought about the first sane, rational response to this media-race-to-see-who-we-can-call-a-cheater this week…

 

“I feel a little violated, because this was supposed to be a survey test and those results were supposed to be confidential,” said the recently-retired Sean Casey. “The only reason we opened up the collective bargaining agreement was on those terms.”

 

Thank you, Sean.

 

The agreement between MLB and the Players Association was clear. NO names at all were supposed to be linked to these tests. In fact, the release of any name simply suggests that no one involved at baseball’s highest levels can be trusted to keep his word. Ever!

 

If in fact the release of this alleged list is true (Which, of course, it might not be. Who’s to say?), then Commissioner Bud Selig, and everyone around him is a two-faced sack of lying crap and the MLB PA should immediately strike and shut the sport down again.

 

I’m like most real fans — and by “real” that means, people who actually buy tickets to watch games. I don’t give a rat’s ass what happened in 2003, especially when you’re handing me something as nebulous as Rodriguez and Barry Bonds being “linked” to positive tests.

 

Explain how the names were released, explain how MLB reneged on its agreement, explain to me once again why steroids are bad for consenting adults, explain to me why I should care about the test results and not about the fact Major League Baseball lied when it negotiated these anonymous tests from the players.

 

Right now, I don’t care about Rodriguez’s test — positive or not. I care that the people who run MLB couldn’t tell the truth if the truth stepped on their pencil-necked throats.

 

2)  On Saturday night at Daytona International Speedway, Kevin Harvick won the Budweiser Shootout with a last lap pass of Jamie McMurray to win the 28-car, 75-lap manufacturer’s race. 

 

Frankly, as it is almost every year, it was a sensational event. Especially on HD TV.

 

In fact, this race was so good, so exciting, that it makes one wonder why every NASCAR race isn’t the same: 75 laps, 28 cars, 2 ½ hours, no more. 

 

If NASCAR really wants to save money, it should bury all of its 43-car, 200-lap monsters and cut the races off at 28 cars and 50-75 laps. That’s plenty of time and lots of competitive driving in order to declare a winner and it will also save the circuit billions in tires, fuel, cars, engines and sheet metal. 

 

And, frankly, NASCAR will also see its declining TV ratings rise because 43 cars, 200 laps and 4 1/2 hours of going around in a circle is getting B-O-R-I-N-G.

 

3) He is, arguably, the best player in football today and on Sunday, there was absolutely no doubt about it. 

 

Larry Fitzgerald, the 25-year-old Arizona Cardinals wide receiver whose dad is a sports writer in Minneapolis (and for full disclosure, a person I would call a friend) caught five passes for 81 yards and two touchdowns as he led the NFC past the AFC 30-21 in the Pro Bowl.

 

It might have been a meaningless game for a lot of players and even a lot of fans, but it wasn’t meaningless for Fitzgerald. He went to the all-star gakme and played as hard as he could and that tells you something about the kid’s character. 

 

He might not have been told this in so many words, but the highest compliment you can pay an athlete is to pay money to watch him play. Fitzgerald understands that. He plays hard and makes you believe that he’s the worth the price of admission every time he plays. 

 

That, in itself, makes him the best player in the game today.