There is a National Football League game tonight. The Sunday Nighter in Philadelphia that was postponed due the Eastern snowstorm, will be played in Philly tonight as the Eagles play host to the Minnesota Vikings. 7 p.m. on NBC.
It’s the first NFL game on a Tuesday night since 1946. That night, the New York Giants defeated the Boston Yanks 17-0. They played at the old Boston Braves’ stadium and there were so few people in attendance that the Boston Globe’s Jerry Nason wrote: “The New York Giants did everything but usher the surprisingly few patrons to their seats… (the Giants) gave the Boston Yanks a statistical shellacking of proportions far greater than the 17-0 score.”
Nason added that the game was considered “a financial catastrophe” for the Yanks franchise because less than 16,000 were in attendance. The star of the game was Giants’ fullback Merle Hapes, who scored both of his team’s touchdowns.
It won’t be a financial disaster tonight, even though this game should never have been postponed. Lincoln Financial Field should be full as the Eagles take another step toward clinching the NFC East. The Vikings, meanwhile, will finish the most disastrous season in the team’s 50-year history, a season that included the collapse of its stadium, the firing of its head coach and the concussing of a future Hall of Fame quarterback.
Of course, outside of Dan Barreiro and Dan Cole on the FAN in Minneapolis, nobody in the football media even mentions that the Vikings had probably the worst offensive line in NFL history. Phil Loadholt couldn’t block my wife, Bryant McKinnie played on roller skates, centre John Sullivan was simply horrendous and Steve Hutchinson and Anthony Herrera (who isn’t very good anyway) were always hurt. They didn’t cause the Metrodome to collapse and they weren’t the reason the Vikings have had to play five games in five weeks in five different stadiums, but they were the reason Brett Favre got his ass beaten to a pulp, Brad Childress got his ass fired and the Vikings could very well finish behind the Detroit Lions in the NFC North.
Tonight’s game should be an interesting piece of work. Eagles by at least two touchdowns. Michael Vick takes another giant step toward vindication. All will be well in a town with a subway that still couldn’t get to a football game on Sunday while a measly two inches (it might have been less) of snow fell. The governor of Pennsylvania called Americans “wusses.” He was wrong. The people who run the NFL are wusses. As Minnesotans proved when last week’s Vikings game was moved to TCF Bank Stadium in a blizzard, most Americans are just fine, but rich Americans are indeed wusses. Dicks who can’t drive in the snow are wusses. NFL executives are wusses.
In the meantime, please discuss: Who plays quarterback for the Vikings next year? Tarvaris Jackson, Joe Webb, Carson Palmer, Donovan McNabb or Vick?