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Laughing ‘Till it Hurts at Half-Time of the Bomber Game

The Bombers are trailing 17-5 at the half against a really lousy Toronto Argonauts team and I have to admit, I feel bad for Bombers head coach Paul LaPolice.

Not only is he Jeff Reinebold without the whimsy, but he’s lost his quarterback, his offense can’t do much of anything and his field goal team team has just been scorched for 108 yards and a touchdown. Maybe Alex Brink will pull off a miracle in the second half because, goodness, gracious, Eden Prairie High School might have been the best team to play at Canad Inns Stadium this year.

It’s amazing, you know. Not just here in Winnipeg, where a 4-12 record beckons (yes, we called 4-14 at the beginning of the season), but all over the 1,000-channel universe, sports has been more fun than a barrel of Mike Kelly radio interviews. From a quarterback who texts pictures of his junk to suite hostesses to helmet-to-helmet hits to the CFL’s decision to remove players from games who wear pink, to fans disguised as seats in Phoenix,  Planet Sports just gets loonier every day.

For instance:

(1) The Onion reports this week that the NFL will fine Monday Night Football for its helmet-to-helmet smash in the pre-game musical intro. Read it here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-fines-monday-night-football-for-helmettohelmet,18312/ I’m still laughing and it sheds all the light you need on the NFL’s sudden fear of head injuries.

(2) When the Texas Rangers eliminated the New York Yankees from post-season play on Friday night, I found it interesting that the final out was the Yanks Alex Rodriguez being called out on a third strike. I was surprised there wasn’t a riot.

It was Cleveland Indians play-by-play announcer Tom Hamilton who said this year, “No wonder Yankees and Red Sox games last four hours all the time. Every time a Yankee or Red Sox player has a strike called against him it’s like an affront to his senses. Every one of them steps out and argues on every single called strike. These games take forever because the umpires won’t say ‘Shut up and get back in the box.’”

Hamilton is right. There is nothing more annoying than watching the Yankees whine about every called strike (except maybe watching Daryl Johnston on an NFL telecast without a mute button). Games take forever because the umpires are too frightened of or awestruck by the Yankees’ pinstripes. When A-Rod went down on a called strike, the Rangers started to celebrate, the umpires walked off the field and A-Rod had no one to complain to.

It was a moment of pure baseball Zen.

(3) Rod Black just said the Bombers have the wind at their back to start the third quarter. Then he said Bomber punter Mike Renaud was kicking into the wind.

Right now, the wind is out of the east at 11 kilometres per hour. Canad Inns Stadium runs north/south.

Honey, where’s the remote, I need to find that mute button.

(4) This week, the Phoenix Coyotes played a National Hockey League game in front of 6,700 people. On the same night the Manitoba Moose played an American Hockey League game in front of 6,100.

When is Gary Bettman just going to admit that it’s over in Phoenix? Last year, Coyotes president Doug Moss said to my face, “I believe that if we put a winner on the ice here, people will come.” Moss — a tremendous hockey mind and a great guy — was fired, the Coyotes started winning and still, nobody bothered to drive to that rink out in the middle of nowhere.

We all know that the NHL won’t return to Winnipeg until Bettman has completely exhausted all of his options in Phoenix. Of course, if he finds someone with a billion dollars and a brain larger than a walnut to buy that team,  and keep it in the Arizona desert, he’ll be the greatest snake oil salesman in American history.

(5) Yes, I know it’s only pre-season, but I love watching the Cleveland Cavaliers win and the Miami Heat lose.

Sure, reality sets in on Tuesday when the regular season begins, but for now, watching LeBron score 30 and still lose gives me hope for the future of mankind.

(6) BTW, Montreal Alouettes head coach, Marc Trestman, the former Golden Gophers quarterback, would make a great coach at the University of Minnesota.

We’ll be back with a Bomber update in about an hour.

BOMBER POST SCIRPT

Final score: Toronto 27 Winnipeg 8.

The season is over for the Bombers. They’re 4-12 and all playoff hope is gone.

On the up-side, they probably have more built-in excuses than any losing team in history. In order:

(1) It’s Mike Kelly’s fault. He damaged the brand.

(2) Oh, damn, Buck Pierce got hurt.

(3) It’s the referee’s fault.

(4) It’s Steven Jyles fault.

(5) It’s Alex Brink’s fault.

(6) Oh damn, Steven Jyles got hurt.

(7) Oh damn, Alex Brink got hurt.

(8) It’s Joey Elliott’s fault.

Now that the Winnipeg mainstream media’s darlings are 4-12, Mike Kelly looks pretty good doesn’t he?

Chasing the Circus Trucks…

Like a puppy, it’s always fun to chase a circus wagon, just in case something pops out.

This week, all sorts of things have been popping out…

1) Check out http://tgcts.blogspot.com/

Great post, but in many ways, it’s sad but true.

2) The folks I know who attended Sunday night’s final of the Memorial Cup hockey tournament tell me it was one of the great experiences of their lives.

Terrific, now that we have that out of the way, let’s get to the ugly truth. Any tournament, in any sport, that sets up so a championship game can finish with a lopsided 9-1 score is a bad tournament.

The Canadian Major Junior Hockey League needs to quit being so greedy and play a true national final. Just like the Stanley Cup, find two good teams in the East and two good teams in the West (or four and four) and play best-of-seven series to determine a winner.

A four-team tournament in which one finalist can play on Tuesday and not play again until Sunday is stoo-pid.

3) So LeBron James quits and head coach Mike Brown gets fired. No wonder the Cleveland Cavaliers will NEVER win an NBA championship.

4) There was a time when I thought Texas Rangers/Dallas Stars owner Tom Hicks was an over-leveraged fraud. He had a pile of money on paper, but not enough of the real stuff and he was running around signing hockey players like Mike Modano and Brett Hull to ridiculous contracts. Meanwhile, he was signing baseball players to contracts that made absolutely no sense. Unless, of course, you were the player in question.

Not surprisingly, Hicks had a real supporter in a former Winnipegger who moved to Dallas and used to write me the nastiest e-mails defending Hicks as a wonderful owner who knew how to treat players and fans. My e-mail pen-pal didn’t think idiot owners were pricing pro sports out of the realm of the average fan. He thought owners had every right to overpay players and then overcharge the fans. And so what if ridiculously high contracts meant that small-market teams in places like Winnipeg and Quebec City would have to re-locate? Just the cost of doing business.

Well, the recession came and, of course, a paper tiger like Hicks went broke. As many fans know, Hicks has been trying to sell the Rangers to a group headed by Nolan Ryan, but the sale has stalled and yesterday, Hicks had to put the Rangers into Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

In a 21-page filing in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Fort Worth yesterday, the top 30 unsecured creditors were listed. Included on the list were a number of Rangers players who were all paid w-a-a-a-y too much. According to the list, Alex Rodriguez is still owed $24.9 million in deferred compensation, six years after he was traded to the Yankees. The next five people on the unsecured creditors list are also current or former players: Kevin Millwood ($12.9 million), Michael Young ($3.9 million), Vicente Padilla ($1.7 million), Mickey Tettleton ($1.4 million) and Mark McLemore ($970,000).

Wonder if the Stars will be next? Bet Gary Bettman, who just finished with the bankruptcy of the Phoenix Coyotes, is looking forward to that prospect.

After Nearly Eight Years, Jeff Zimmerman is Back in Baseball: Signs With Mariners

There is never any sense in giving up. 

Just ask former Winnipeg Goldeyes pitcher, Jeff Zimmerman. After five elbow surgeries and almost eight seasons out of the game, Zimmerman is back.

 

And he’s throwing 90 miles per hour with that same biting slider that got him into the big leagues more than a decade ago.

 

On Tuesday, Zimmerman told goldeyes.com that he had signed a one-year agreement with the Seattle Mariners and would start his formal comeback this week at the Mariners spring training facility in Peoria, Arizona.

 

Zimmerman, who will turn 37 in August, has spent his entire career battling the odds. But this time, the odds were so long, nearly everyone in baseball believed they were impossible to overcome.

 

And to think, his long road to The Show started right here in Winnipeg.

 

In the spring of 1997, Zimmerman drove from his home in Alberta (he was born in Kelowna, B.C., all the way to Winnipeg, just to attend a Goldeyes open tryout camp at Winnipeg Stadium. The manager at the time, Hal Lanier, fell in love with Zimmerman’s darting slider and signed him to a Northern League contract and while Zimmerman, 24 at the time, didn’t tear up the league immediately, he did pitch consistently enough to finish with a 9-2 record, a 2.82 earned run average and a club-record 140 strike outs. With that he led all pitchers in earned run average and won the Northern League Rookie Pitcher of the Year award. 

More importantly, he signed a contract with the Texas Rangers organization and by April of 1999 had pitched himself into the big leagues.

At the time, Zimmerman became only the second Goldeyes pitcher to reach the big leagues (after Mike Cather), but little did he know where his rookie season in the Majors would take him.

With Texas, Zimmerman was an instant success. By mid-season he had a record of 7-1 with a 1.22 earned run average and was selected to pitch in the 1999 All-Star game in Boston. He had the baseball world at his feet after he came into the game at Fenway and shut down four of the National League’s most fearsome hitters – Brian Jordan, Jeff Kent, Vladimir Guerrero and Alex Gonzalez.

He was so good in his rookie season that he signed a three-year $10 million deal with the Rangers. 

It appeared as if he was on easy street.

But all was not well. Zimmerman was pitching more often than he ever had in his career and the pressure to throw his almost-unhittable slider was taking its toll on his elbow. By 2001, he had nothing left. His elbow was shredded and after going 4-4 with a 2.40 ERA in 2001, it appeared his career might be over.

He did everything he could to get back into baseball. He had not one, but two Tommy John surgeries. He had two other procedures and three scopes. In total, he had five invasive operations and seven procedures, but by 2005, it was apparent he’d never pitch again.

“I kind of gave up and admitted to myself that it was probably over,” Zimmerman said, via telephone from the Mariners camp in Peoria.

“So I just kind of went about the business of helping Andrea raise the kids and didn’t think much about it.”

But this winter, Zimmerman grew tired of “getting in my wife’s way,” so in January he picked up a baseball again, just to see if he could throw it without any pain.

What happened next was a shock. 

“Right away I was able to throw a baseball without any discomfort at all,” he said. “I sometimes find it hard to believe that after all that time, I was completely healthy again. I threw the ball in January and I had no trouble getting it into the high eighties. 

“So I called my agent and asked if he could get me a shot with a big league organization. He called back and said he’d set up a tryout with Seattle.

“So I threw for the scouting staff and then the next day, threw for the GM and the manager and the coaches. Long story short, they’ve offered me a contract. I’m a Seattle Mariner. 

Zimmerman expects to spend a few weeks working on his fitness and mechanics at extended spring training. Then he figures he’ll be assigned to the Mariners Double A franchise in Jackson, Tenn.

“It’s something I never expected,” Zimmerman said. “But here we are.

“I think having John Wetteland around to watch me throw was the difference. I played with John and he knew me when I was at my best.  He’s the Mariners bullpen coach and his words carry a lot of weight. He told them I looked like “the old Zim,” and that was huge for me. After I finished throwing, they all seemed genuinely happy for me. After hearing all the stories of my rehab woes, I got the feeling they were really happy to see me throwing like I used to throw.”

It’s been almost eight years since Zimmerman threw in the big leagues. In fact, he pitched in the last game in 2001 and hasn’t thrown in the majors since. According to Zimmerman, it now feels exactly as it did when he drove across the west and made the Goldeyes in ‘97.

“I feel exactly as I did that day in Winnipeg,” he said. “I’m nervous and excited. My body is full of energy and I can barely sleep. It’s the greatest feeling I could ever imagine.”

No Booze at Bomber Game in Toronto This Summer.

Hey Bomber fans, we know how much you love the Appleton’s Rum Shack at Canada Inns Stadium. We know how much the East Side revels in its ability to drink more and cheer louder than any other gathering of fans in the CFL.

 

Well, if you’re among “The Proud, The Many, The Drunks,” at Bomber games, you’ll probably want to avoid the airplane to Toronto on Aug. 1. 

 

Winnipeg fans love to head to T.O. every summer to watch the Bombers face their arch-rivals, the Toronto Argos. It’s a nice weekend and it’s always loads of fun. This year, however, there will be no beer at the ball yard.  

 

In a statement issued on Friday night, Rogers Centre officials admitted that provincial liquor licensing inspectors, citing “drinking infractions at several unnamed past events,” will close down liquor sales at three sporting events this year.

The Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario advised the Rogers Centre’s Food and Beverage Dept., last week that it would suspend liquor licences for the April 7th game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Detroit Tigers, the Jays’ April 21st game with the Texas Rangers and the Argo-Bomber game on Aug. 1.

So, Bomber fans, ahh, wear a big coat and BYOB?