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A Week in the Trenches. Mostly Reading and Listening to Silliness.

Why is it, when I turn on the TV or read the newspaper, I get a headache? …

Evidently Tiger Woods will play in the Masters, beginning April 8 at Augusta. It was pretty hard to miss the news even though we first reported it on the Tom & Joe on 92-CITI-FM on March 12 (check out the sports report on March 12 at www.92citifm.ca).

Naturally, the news that Woods would return to the Tour brought out all the holier-than-thou media judgment passers. “Tiger did this. Tiger did that. What a jerk. What a bad guy.” After awhile, it just got tiresome.

It never ceases to amaze me that a group of people — media people — who, more often than not, have been through a couple of marriages, usually as a result of bad behaviour, can rip a professional athlete because he sometimes thinks with his second brain.

Seems to me this is just like the steroid scandal. These people didn’t know what Tiger was doing and when they found out they were embarrassed. So, like a mindless mob, they attacked. Its the same phenomenon that resulted when they were embarrassed for keeping steroid use in baseball quiet for all those years. Now they love to take shots at Mark McGwire even though McGwire  used steroids when steroids weren’t on any banned-substance list because baseball didn’t have a banned-substance list.

Oh yeah, I forgot, the media still believes it was McGwire’s fault and that pitchers NEVER used steroids. Mob rule is indeed mindless.

The biggest problem we face in the world is the misinformation and disinformation doled out by the mainstream media.

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In recent weeks, the Canadian media has had a field day hopping on the “stop-head-shots” bandwagon. Canadian columnists have been screaming for the NHL to penalize players who check other players in the head.

Naturally, the people doing the screaming have never played hockey — or never played the game at a high level — and they have this belief that a 6-foot-3, 220-pound defencemen wearing the finest equipment in the history of the sport, using skates that help him fly like the wind, can make a decision in mid-bodycheck to alter his target. In fact, so many players who have taken head shots have taken them because they had their head down and were off-balance, falling or in an unorthodox position. Sadly, while the media mob screams to find some special penalty for what they call “pre-meditated headshots,” it took Eric Duhatschek in the Globe and Mail to find former NHL referee Bruce Hood.

Hood was clear: “The NHL already has rules that, if called, would almost completely eliminate head shots.” The trouble with the NHL is that the rulebook isn’t really a rulebook, it’s just a suggestion.

If there is a problem with headshots and the resulting concussions, the problem is simple. The players are too big and fast; the light, hard-plastic equipment is dangerous; and the ice surface is too small. On top of that, the league’s referees don’t want to call a penalty on every rush, so the rulebook is never adhered to, at least not literally.

The media can scream all it wants about eliminating headshots, but if the NHL wants to market itself as a fast, collision sport, then accidents will happen even if the league starts kicking out players who inadvertently bodycheck opponents higher than they should. And I really love how people on TV can mind-read and tell me if a player is taking a shot at an opponent’s head on purpose. I love that. I wonder if they know tonight’s 6/49 winner too?

Any rule designed to eliminate headshots will be for show. The rule will be meant to protect the players, but in a sport as fast and violent — with players as big as they are today — as professional hockey, injuries, even serious head injuries, can’t be eliminated. At least, not if the people who run the sport want the sport to be the exciting sport they have today.

A Week’s Worth of Stuff.

After eight days of Olympic watching (and yes, I’m still watching most of it with the mute button on), Ohio State basketball watching, Cleveland Cavaliers watching and Tiger Woods watching, here are some thoughts on well, stuff.

1) New Blue Bombers head coach Paul LaPolice told the Winnipeg Sun this week that he’s going to take telephone calls on his radio show again.

He’d better go 18-0 or he’ll regret that decision.

2) Here is the typical response I’ve received from e-mailers on Canada’s Own the Podium program.

Scottie

Own the podium my expletive!  I am not your typical apathetic Canadian….I’M EXPLETIVE PISSED OFF. Just watched the Koreans sweep the short track speed skating. GIVE ME AN EXPLETIVE BREAK…KOREA?

Outside of Nesbitt…the entire speed skating program long and short…along with the alpine skiing program has been a total joke and a disgrace. Especially on Canadian soil. What the expletive have they been doing for the past four years? Smoking dope?Are these people not in shape? Do they not train properly? Or is it just the laid back attitude of accepting LOSING IN CANADA. Or maybe it is just Canadian genetics? I don’t know!

Well, I won’t accept it. NO OTHER NATION ON EARTH SHOULD BEAT US ON ICE…we should be the expletive ICE KINGS OF EARTH.

These programs have to be revalued and heads must roll. I don’t mind my tax dollar going to support our athletes….BUT YOU BETTER START SHOWING SOME RESULTS.

Korea…GIVE ME A BREAK…!

And If I hear that ‘I Believe’ song one more time….my expletive head is going to explode….or I’m going to kill somebody!  So I guess I will be using the mute button on a regular basis from now on….as you can’t turn on your TV or change the channel without it bellowing from the speakers.

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this expletive any longer.

Ted Arichteff

Winnipeg.

For a lot of Canadians that pre-Olympic TV hype combined with the $118 million Own the Podium program was just a little too much to take.

We should win four medals in hockey and curling so we’ll easily get into double figures in medals, and for me, that’s about as much as could have hoped for. I think Canada will look back on this experience as a good one, but we over-promised and that’s never good.

3) Tiger Woods didn’t owe me an apology. I don’t care what he does with his own life. None of my business.

I just want to know when he’s going to play golf again because the overwhelming boredom that is today’s PGA Tour is for mavens only. Ian Poulter vs. Paul Casey in the Match Play final? Zzzzzzzzzz.

4) Why are VANOC officials making excuses for bus troubles at the 21st Winter Olympic Games? The buses never, ever run smoothly at the Olympics. Ever.

Of the nine Olympics I’ve covered, the only one I enjoyed was Salt Lake City because I had a rental car and there were places to park at the events. If you expect the buses to run properly, you have no idea what you’re involved with and you’re whining about something that will never change.

5) Just in case you’ve forgotten, hockey fans, the NHL trade deadline is March 3.

Maybe the Leafs will make enough deals to finish .500. Or not

The Corporate Media’s Crazy Talk just goes on and on and on…

It’s as if the big corporate media is so desperate to create news, that it will grasp at anything to put ink on dead trees. This week, they continued to report that Tiger Woods and his wife were hanging out at some sex addiction clinic in Hattiesburg Miss., when in fact, the Hattiesburg American that “all the paparazzi have gone home.” If the paparazzi isn’t going to wait around, then it’s unlikely anybody is there.

And yet, the story of Tiger and Elin at the sex addiction clinic was top of the page at the Vancouver Sun. Huh? The paparazzi doesn’t even believe the story anymore, but the corporate media, desperate for people to read it, desperate for anything, plays it like it’s legit.

Even CBS Sunday Morning, generally a solid news program, was so desperate to run a piece on sex addiction — a piece that was tied to Tiger’s alleged problem — that it kept saying Woods was at the clinic and wouldn’t even hedge its bets. Even though, the story was dead by Sunday.

Well, it was dead until, somebody started the rumour that Elin was at Brett Favre’s house in Hattiesburg. Huh? WTF.

Of course, when it comes to big corporate media, Tiger wasn’t the only crazy talk this week…

In fact, this is how screwed up the corporate media is in this country. Last Saturday, a “protest” that drew, maybe, 300 people gets main-story treatment on the website of the Winnipeg Free Press (it couldn’t get front page treatment because there is no Sunday paper anymore).

That was a story? Twice the number of people that attended the protest, attend home games of the Providence College Freemen basketball team and the Free Press has told MCAC commissioner Bill Wedlake that it has “… absolutely no interest in your league.” No wonder daily newspapers are dying. They cater only to the people whose Kool-Aid they drink.

It’s weird, wonderful media world.

Please Don’t Ever Complain About Government Spending Until We Get Rid of the CBC.

I love it when the folks at the Canadian Taxpayers Federation start complaining about a city councillor’s $45.00 lunch tab at a downtown restaurant. The CTF complains a lot about nickel-dime government spending, but there is never a peep from these folks about the $1 billion per year — that’s $1 BILLION per-freakin’-year — our federal government spends on the CBC.

It’s an amount of money that is appalling, at least when one stops to consider the nonsense that is far too often spewed by the wealthy, taxpayer-paid commentators at the CBC.

I bring this up because of the dreadful piece of garbage that Ron McLean handed us last Saturday night when he eviscerated former Manitoba Moose forward Alexandre Burrows, simply because Burrows, now with the Vancouver Canucks, had the audacity to criticize an official.

McLean, an official himself, used his pulpit at the CBC to embarrass and ridicule Burrows who was simply putting into a very clear perspective what referee Stephane Auger did last week.

Auger made two calls in the Vancouver – Nashville game last Monday that looked — at least to any bookie who cares about the NHL, and granted, there aren’t very many of them — as if the fix was in. The calls were horrendous, an embarrassment to the NHL, and they ultimately cost Vancouver a hockey game.

After the debacle, Burrows claimed that in a pre-game “conversation” that was on video all over the world, Auger said he would “get” Burrows for an incident that had taken place back on Dec. 8. Auger is alleged to have accused Burrows of taking a dive in a game against Nashville and according to Burrows — who has no reason (nor any history) to lie — Auger was going to exact his revenge.

He did. Obviously. Clearly. On viral video. And yet, the NHL fined Burrows $2,500 for criticizing an official and let Auger — the same guy who slandered the very Christian Shane Doan for a comment that Auger wanted to make more sinister than it was — off the hook. Not a surprising decision, of course, when one considers that the NHL must support its officials or have another work-stoppage on its hands.

Sadly, by the time this entire incident reached the CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada bully pulpit, it was all Burrows’ fault and Auger was as clean as the driven snow. McLean attacked Burrows and gave Auger a free-ride in one of the worst examples of one-sided television “journalism,” in Canadian sports history.

The Burrows family is, naturally, angry. Frankly, they should sue. It was slander and McLean needs to apologize. If he doesn’t, then it’s clear that the CBC does not represent Canadians. It simply represents the musings of its high-priced help and as a taxpayer, I’m sick to my stomach that my hard-earned cash has to help pay for it.

Too bad the CTF hasn’t got the collective cojones to take on the worst example of taxpayer-supported corporate welfare in our country. The CBC is an embarrassment to Canadians who believe in honesty, balance and fair play.

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TIGER’S IN SEX REHAB. OH, REALLY?

The mainstream media is at it again. The morons of the microphone, the kooks of the keyboards and the crazies with the cameras now want us to believe that Tiger Woods is in a sex-rehab clinic in Mississippi.

Where does this stuff come from? Oh, the New York Daily News. Why, of course, a daily newspaper.

Anyone who believes ANY of the Tiger Woods reports these days probably believes that, indeed, Dwayne Johnson is the Tooth Fairy.

In fact, anyone who believes a word coming out of the mainstream media has a brain the size of a peanut. Whatever happened to editors? Is the business in so much trouble that this kind of crap has to be passed off as a legitimate news story?

Sometimes it’s hard not to think that the sooner the daily newspaper industry just collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and hubris, the smarter we’ll all be.

UPDATE (Jan. 20): Wonder if they got it right this time?

This alleged Mississippi clinic is, allegedly, the THIRD sex rehab centre that Woods has allegedly checked into. Allegedly.

The interwebs now say there are alleged pictures of Tiger, allegedly at Pine Grove Behavioral Centre in Hattiesburg, Miss. Allegedly, he’s now even allowed to masturbate. Allegedly.

Wow! After guaranteeing that Woods was in a rehab centre in Arizona and then one in South Africa, the media might have finally got it right. Congrats. Keep throwing cowpatties at the wall, one might stick.

UPDATE (Jan. 22): Wrong again.

Turns out the alleged pictures of an alleged Tiger Woods at an alleged Sex Rehab Drive-In in Hattiesburg, Miss., turned out to be nothing more than photos of an employee on a coffee break.

Another cow patty failed to stick. Wonder what’s next?

Gawd, if you want it late or you want it wrong, buy a newspaper.

Allegedly.

Nobody in Tampa, Nobody in Jacksonville and Jason Whitlock Gets it Right Again

TAMPA, Fla. — Sitting in the press box at the St. Pete Times Forum wondering where the hockey fans went…

I remember coming to Lightning games and seeing at least 15,000 people inside this beautiful building in downtown Tampa, cheering and screaming and urging on their hockey heroes.

But not anymore.

Tonight, the Lightning will probably announce a crowd of 13,000 or 14,000, but the reality is, this building is not half full. And the truly sad part is that Alexander Ovechkin and a very good Washington Capitals team is playing a Lightning club that struggles on defence but has every weapon on offence — Marty St. Louis, Vinny Lecavalier, Steven Stamkos and Ryan Malone. If you live in Tampa and you don’t like this Lightning team, you just don’t like hockey.

Of course, it could all just be part of a recession that few people want to admit is seriously affecting professional sports. I was in Jacksonville yesterday as the Jaguars took another step toward an AFC wild card berth with a 23-18 win over Houston, but fewer than 43,000 people were in the  stands. It was the smallest crowd in Jaguars history.

Fact is, if you want to buy tickets to any sporting event in America these days, there are “plenty of good seats available.” My wife just bought a $50 ticket to the Pro Bowl from Ticketmaster. Nobody thought there would be Pro Bowl tickets available if the NFL moved the game from Honolulu to South Florida, but nobody thought the recession would kick the crap out of ticket sales the way it has.

Tonight, here in Tampa, Ovechkin is wheeling all over the rink while Lecavalier had had three great scoring chances in the first period. It’s a good hockey game. But if there are 6,000 people in this building, I’ll eat the seats.

(NOTE: Just watched Ovechkin score his 19th goal of the season on a one-timer after taking a great pass from Alexander Semin. Ovie is worth the price of admission and I can assure you that here in Tampa, the price of admission ain’t much.)

NOTE: There is only one mainstream media reporter who truly understands the Tiger Woods scandal. Read Jason Whitlock of the Kansas City Star at: http://www.kansascity.com/182/story/1613268.html?storylink=omni_popular.

After reading his column, the rest of the issue is moot.

Another Week in the Trenches. Als to Win 97th Grey Cup.

This was going to be a simple little post.

We were going to talk about how the Montreal Alouettes’ offensive line would protect Anthony Calvillo long enough for the CFL’s most outstanding player to throw five or six touchdown passes and lead the Als to a 45-10 victory over the Saskatchewan Roughriders in tomorrow’s Grey Cup.

We were going to talk about the healthy Montreal defence, their almost perfect special teams, the well-designed offence of Marc Trestman and how all of that would work together to give Montreal a third straight impressive, lopsided win (48-13 over Winnipeg on Nov. 1 and 56-18 over B.C. on Nov. 22).

But then the CFL’s tall foreheads and the mainstream got all stupid on us and football now takes a back seat to silliness.

1) The Canadian Football League’s 2009 mantra is this: “The Canadian Football League is our league. It’s built on a tradition as proud, staged on a field as broad, and played at a pace as exciting as the country we are proud to call home.”

Which is fine, except for one thing: The CFL is starting to talk once again about adding more Americans to the starting lineups and reducing the number of Canadians in the starting ratio from seven to four.

The CFL already killed its offence when it lowered the starting ratio from 11 to seven (notice how every change to make the CFL more American has destroyed scoring). Now, about 70 per cent of CFL games are duller than dishwater, over in the third quarter. Slowly but surely, all these American coaches and penny-pinching GMs who know that dime-a-dozen U.S. players are cheaper on the market than rare, super-talented Canadians, are going to run the “Canadian” out of the CFL.

In fact, if the league lowers the starting ratio again, you can take the “proud” out of the CFL’s mantra. Or not. After all, you could to call it “Just another proud American minor pro football league.”

Hey UFL, here we come!

2) Here’s a stat that you didn’t read in the local newspapers this year. Not surprising, of course because it’s a stat that makes the hated coach of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers look good. It also tells you something about how good the Bombers offensive line turned out to be.

The Hamilton Tiger-Cats were sacked once every 15.6 passing plays in 2009. The Montreal Alouettes were sacked once every 18.3 passing plays and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers were sacked once every 22.5 passing plays. With an improved defensive secondary and a collection of great young players under contract, clearly, this Bomber team is just one quarterback away from playing in next year’s Grey Cup game in Edmonton.

3) “Tiger Woods seriously injured in auto accident.”

That headline reverberated around the world yesterday as the mainstream media fell all over its collective hyperbolic ass trying to dig up dirt on a golfer.

By the end of the day, Woods had hit a fire hydrant backing out of his driveway, cut his lip (it’s still unknown whether the blood was a result of the accident or a spat with the wife), went to hospital for a stitch and was home resting, while the mainstream media blamed the absurd headlines on the Florida Highway Patrol.

I sometimes get the sense that the sooner all these money-losing newspapers fold, the smarter we’ll all be. People, you’re reporters, not gossip-mongers. Write the truth or don’t write anything at all. Get it first but get it right.

Guess all these old rules don’t cut it anymore. The new rule appears to be: Make it up, some idiot will believe it.

Thoughts And News From a Crazy Sports Weekend

From Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson battling it out in Atlanta to Brett Favre’s brilliant comeback at the Dome to Jimmie Johnson’s win at the Monster Mile to the Bombers home victory on Saturday night to the Lions first win in 19 games, it was a wild and woolly weekend.

It’s Tuesday morning. Monday Night Football was a dog and our 92-CITI-FM radio show was highlighted by the announcement that we are “An Official Station of the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Radio Network.” So  here’s what’s left in my head…

1) Favre was magnificent on Sunday afternoon, hitting Greg Lewis with a 32-yard touchdown pass — a 32-yard bullet, by the way — with two seconds left to beat a very good San Francisco 49ers team.

Yesterday, wherever I stopped in Winnipeg, people were jumping up and down with enthusiasm over Favre’s final drive. Many were happy that they were going to next week’s Monday Nighter between the Vikes and Packers at the Metrodome.

It was a truly great moment in football history, a 39-year-old veteran who has retired twice, once again doing what he’s always done throughout his marvelous career — bringing a team back in the final seconds. On Sunday, Favre earbned his paycheque and Vikings head coach Brad Childress earned the respect he might have lost by encouraging Favre to come out of retirement — after training camp had ended — to play another year (or two).

If you get a chance, go to http://www.kfan.com/pages/psn_paulallen.html and listen to Vikings play-by-play star, Paul Allen’s call. It was almost as exciting as the fact Favre threw the pass about 40 yards on a line.

2) Jimmie Johnson, the three-time defending Sprint Cup champion, won the AAA 400 at the Monster Mile at Dover on Sunday, but once again 50-year-old Mark Martin was second and, as a result, Martin remains 10 points ahead of Johnson in the Chase for the Sprint Cup.

It was Johnson’s fourth win at Dover, his second at Dover this year, and he’s now just eight consistent races away from a fourth straight Sprint Cup title.

I love Mark Martin, but if Johnson and his crew chief Chad Knauss keep it together, Johnson should take home the Cup once again. And what an incredible feat that would be.

3) My beloved Detroit Lions won on Sunday, 19-14 over Jim Zorn’s (he’s a former Bomber, you know) confounding Washington Redskins.

It’s funny, but all six people in my NFL pool picked the Lions to win (it was one of my few victories this week) and that suggested that nobody, not anybody, thinks the Redskins are a threat.

The Lions won’t likely win more than two or three games this season, but right now there are six winless teams (and the Redskins aren’t one of them) after three weeks — St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Kansas City, Tennessee and Cleveland. And three of them — St. Louis, Tampa Bay and Cleveland — don’t look like they’ll win a game. In fact, if you look at every schedule, there is a reason to think all three could go 0-16.

4) Despite his win on Saturday night, Winnipeg Blue Bombers head coach Mike Kelly is still despised by plenty of Bomber fans. I know, I get the e-mails.

However, to be fair, Kelly could be Bart Andrus, a guy who has lost the Toronto Argonauts’ locker room and who has turned the Argos into a 3-9 last-place team. No matter how bad you might think Kelly is – and I’m not so sure he is that bad – it could always be worse.

Yesterday, another veteran has been sent packing by Andrus as the Argos traded cornerback Byron Parker — who has more interceptions for touchdowns in his CFL career than the entire Argos defensive backfield has interceptions — to the Edmonton Eskimos for a fourth-round pick in next year’s Canadian draft. Nice deal.

There is a chance Parker, who was cut by the Philadelphia Eagles to make room for Michael Vick, could suit up for the Eskimos when they play 4-8 Winnipeg at Canad Inns Stadium on Friday night.

If he plays, Parker could be a difference maker in that game so I guess if the Argos can’t beat Winnipeg on the field, they can make someone else better and hope that team beats Winnipeg.

5) Finally, I was able to announce on 92-CITI-FM this morning that our radio station is now “An Official Station of the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Radio Network.”

That’s tremendous news, but it also means that 92-CITI will carry Canada’s games, plus the medal round of the 2010 Vancouver Olympic men’s ice hockey tournament.

Here’s the schedule and every game is on 92-CITI-FM in Winnipeg:

Tuesday, Feb. 16: 7 p.m., Canada vs. Norway

Thursday, Feb. 18, 7 p.m., Canada vs. Switzerland

Sunday, Feb. 21, 7 p.m., Canada vs. USA

Tuesday, Feb. 23, 7 p.m. Qualification Game (Canada is not likely to play in this game).

Wednesday, Feb. 24, 7 p.m., Quarter-final game.

Friday, Feb. 26, 2:30 p.m., Semi-final No. 1

Friday, Feb. 26, 9 p.m., Semi-final No. 2 (Canada would likely play in this game if Team Canada qualifies).

Saturday, Feb. 27, 9:30 p.m., Bronze medal game.

Sunday, Feb. 28, 2:30 p.m., Gold medal game.

There is nothing better than Olympic hockey. And there is really nothing better than having Olympic hockey on 92-CITI-FM.

Woods Flat Stick Goes Sour, Yang the Man.

CHASKA, Minn. — Tiger Woods missed eight putts that our old pal Garth Collings would have made blindfolded in the Manitoba Amateur. As a result, Y.E. Yang won the 91st PGA Championship yesterday.

Yang played tremendous golf yesterday, fired a two-under par 70 and beat Woods by five — head-to-head, no less — to claim his first major championship and the second PGA Tour win of his career. Woods, who putted like it was Senior Two-Ball night at the local nine-hole muni, was spectacular from tee-to-green but absolutely horrendous with the flat stick. It was one of the worst putting performances in his career.

Woods was 14-for-14 in majors when leading after 54 holes. Now he’s 14-for-15 because he took a shocking 33 putts. As David Feherty has often said, “You drive for dough and putt for more dough,” and on this day, Tiger hit it like a god and putted it like an old man with the shakes. He was remarkably un-Tiger-like on the greens.

Yang, meanwhile, was terrific on one of the toughest golf courses I’ve ever seen. He hit his drives long and straight and his irons right on the nose. 70 was the low score yesterday, but as good as Tiger hit it, if you can’t putt it at Hazeltine National Golf Club, you can’t tame it.

Y.E. Yang, 2009 PGA Champion. Who’d have thought?

Even When Tiger’s Bad, He’s Great.

CHASKA, Minn. — Tiger Woods wasn’t particularly good on Saturday. He made two birdies (should have had six) and one bogey and shot a one-under par 71.

But at this year’s 91st PGA Championship at Hazeltine National Golf Club, as long as Tiger doesn’t do anything stupid, he should win his fifth PGA title.

Saturday, on a hot, muggy day that always looked like rain, Woods birdied the second, bogeyed the fourth (with a Scott Taylor-like three-putt) and birdied 16, to finish at one-under for the day and eight-under for the tournament.

Heading into Sunday’s final round, Woods is at 208, two shots better than Korea’s Y.E. Yang and Ireland’s Padraig Harrington. Henrik Stenson and Lucas Glover are four back at 212. The rest of the field needs a miracle.

That’s because Tiger just doesn’t blow the lead when he gets it. He’s won 47 of 50 Tour events when leading after 54 holes. He’s 8-0 in Majors when he leads after the second round. An Irish betting service has already paid off on Woods tickets. They know he’s not going to blow this lead. They can just look at Saturday’s grind and say, “If he plays on Sunday, just a little bit like Tiger, he’ll win by five or more.”

Woods already has five Tour victories this year and he came into this week’s PGA with back-to-back wins in the Buick and the WGC Bridgestone Invitational. There is no golfer on the planet better than he is right now, but in the press tent after the round, Woods made sure he didn’t give anyone any juice for Day 4.

“You have a lot of guys who understand how to win major championships,” he said. “They believe in themselves. They know how to get it done. They are all very capable of winning this thing. I will have to be very good tomorrow.”

Tiger Woods is on the verge of winning his 15th career Major and even though he should romp on Sunday, the other players in this little argument are pretty damn good. Sunday will be an entertaining day on a golf course that will be so tough (and so long), neither luck nor magic will have anything to do with the outcome.

And that’s exactly why Tiger Woods should win.

Woods More Fun Than a Day at Disney World

CHASKA, Minn. — Yesterday afternoon, on a windy, yet sweltering day on a golf course that just goes on and on and on, Tiger Woods demonstrated why everyone in golf chases him. And as often as not, without any chance of catching him.

When a guy can throw second-shot irons into 600-yard Par 5s, knock it over the back of a 518-yard Par 4 (yeah, a Par 4 you wussies) and make three birdies in a row on the back side to give himself a four shot cushion heading into Saturday’s Day 3 of the 91st PGA Golf Championship, you know you are watching true greatness.

Not than anyone hasn’t noticed that Tiger is the greatest of them all, but watching him live, in the flesh, is not so much a lesson in golf, but a lesson in life. Watching Tiger is like watching a combination of passion, precision, skill, concentration, calm, fury, art, science, strength, touch, anger management and what results when one human being works harder than anybody else.

Yesterday afternoon, Tiger fired a two-under 70 to go with his five-under 67 in Round 1, to finish 36 holes in the final major championship of 2009 with 136 total, eight under par. He’s 8-0 in major championships in which he has held the second-round lead.

He’s four shots up on Irishman Padraig Harrington, Fijian Vijay Singh, fellow American Lucas Glover and Brit Ross Fisher. Incredibly, among the Top 12 players in the event, Woods is one of only two Americans. By the way, only 12 players are in red figures.

Unlike Thursday’s first round, Tiger made three bogeys today — at 1, 10 and 18. But he also made five birdies and they were all sweet. With sweat pouring off his face, he hit all but three shots right on the nose and tamed Hazeltine National Golf Club, a monster of a 7,600-yard grind. This is a golf course that is long and tough and in the wind, it’s longer and tougher.

“It was a tough day out there with the wind and the heat,” said Woods, in the press tent afterward. “The wind was blustery. It would gust up and it really affected your ability to maintain a good solid putting stance. By the time I got out there in the afternoon, the greens were bumpy too. The wind dried everything out. the conditions were tough.”

Since it was tough for Tiger, it was probably a lot tougher for the rest of the field. Fisher was the best among the leaders with a 68. Ernie Els fired a 68 and finished at one-under, six back of Woods. But Harrington, who still sits in second place was one-over, 73. David Toms, Hunter Mahan and Robert Allenby were each 75, Alvaro Quiroz went from 69 to 76, Paul Goydos went 70-78, Michael Bradley went 70-80, Matthew Goggin went 69-80, Mike Weir went 74-81.

“The only way you win a tournament like this is just plod along, one shot at a time and see what happens,” Woods added. “That’s all I did out there today. It was hot and windy and dry and really difficult. I just plodded along and tried to do the best I could.”

His best has given him a four-shot lead with 36 to play. And it also thrilled thousands on a hot, windy day near the prairie.