Earlier this week, we looked at the big story in the Excited States. Let’s enjoy the ride along with our drivers, the mainstream media…
TIGER’S IN SEX REHAB. OH, REALLY? (Jan. 19)
The mainstream media is at it again. The morons of the microphone, the kooks of the keyboards and the crazies with the cameras now want us to believe that Tiger Woods is in a sex-rehab clinic in Mississippi.
Where does this stuff come from? Oh, the New York Daily News. Why, of course, a daily newspaper.
Anyone who believes ANY of the Tiger Woods reports these days probably believes that, indeed, Dwayne Johnson is the Tooth Fairy.
In fact, anyone who believes a word coming out of the mainstream media has a brain the size of a peanut. Whatever happened to editors? Is the business in so much trouble that this kind of crap has to be passed off as a legitimate news story?
Sometimes it’s hard not to think that the sooner the daily newspaper industry just collapses under the weight of its own mismanagement and hubris, the smarter we’ll all be.
UPDATE (Jan. 20): Wonder if they got it right this time?
This alleged Mississippi clinic is, allegedly, the THIRD sex rehab centre that Woods has allegedly checked into. Allegedly.
The interwebs now say there are alleged pictures of Tiger, allegedly at Pine Grove Behavioral Centre in Hattiesburg, Miss. Allegedly, he’s now even allowed to masturbate. Allegedly.
Wow! After guaranteeing that Woods was in a rehab centre in Arizona and then one in South Africa, the media might have finally got it right. Congrats. Keep throwing cowpatties at the wall, one might stick.
Allegedly.
UPDATE (Jan. 22): Wrong again.
Turns out the alleged pictures of an alleged Tiger Woods at an alleged Sex Rehab Drive-In in Hattiesburg, Miss., turned out to be nothing more than photos of an employee on a coffee break.
Another cow patty failed to stick. Wonder what’s next?
Gawd, if you want your news late or you want it wrong, buy a newspaper.
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